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[Bam Bam]

with the Grand Slam Breakfasts from the dumpster.

 

[Rooster Cogburn]

When all of the sudden I hear a

 

[mac63]

piercing screech that seemed to from everywhere

 

[Bam Bam]

It was the stray Cats

 

[mac63]

and they had me surrounded

 

[Rhianne]

With their Rockabilly music

 

[Bam Bam]

and Grand Slam Breakfast refuse

 

[mac63]

of which there was plenty and looked rather

 

[Rhianne]

Wilted but you never know

 

[Bam Bam]

the Cats seemed to like it

 

[mac63]

and I spotted some bacon and figured

 

[Rhianne]

What could be bad with bacon

 

[mac63]

so after I went, the whole time thinking - more BACON

 

[Bam Bam]

The cats wanted Bacon also

 

[Rhianne]

So it turned into a bacon battle

 

[mac63]

I'm serious about BACON, so not good for the cats

 

[Rhianne]

Who attacked and were put into boxes. Which they love but

 

[mac63]

the boxes got real crowded real fast

 

[Bam Bam]

And the Cats became agitated real fast.

 

[mac63]

Bit it was ok because the boxes were heavy duty

 

[Rhianne]

So we got a cab and left the box o’ cats somewhere

 

[mac63]

but not abandoned cuz crazy cat lady was there

 

[Rhianne]

So a friendly street person promised to look after the cats but

 

[Bam Bam]

He was Asian and his intentions weren’t good Licking his lips and eyeballing the Cats.

 

[mac63]

so onward to the next corner of the alley

 

[Bam Bam]

with the Cats following along

 

[mac63]

screeching all the way

 

[Rhianne]

So, we decided to drop them off at Bide a Wee

 

[mac63]

and hoped nobody there wanted to expand their menu

 

[Bam Bam]

Unfortunately they were closed so

 

[Rhianne]

We considered letting the kitties run free

 

[Bam Bam]

But that wouldn’t be humane

 

[Rhianne]

So we searched and found the local crazy cat lady and left the kitties with her!!

 

[Bam Bam]

Unfortunately she had no more room.

 

[Rhianne]

So she threatened to sell them to a Chinese market.

 

[Bam Bam]

But that would be inhumane

 

[mac63]

so a new plan was devised

 

[Bam Bam]

Gather up and rescue all the Cats

 

[mac63]

but first, gonna need more boxes

 

[Bam Bam]

and Denny’s dumpster food

 

[Rhianne]

And fresh veggies in case of Chinese stew

 

[Bam Bam]

Off he went with the Herd of Cat’s in tow.

 

[mac63]

and the screeching got louder - need some gags

 

[Bam Bam]

We used Corona Masks to

 

[mac63]

muffle the noise and it also helped to

 

[Bam Bam]

keep the rancid smell down.

 

[mac63]

cuz dumpster chow leaves breathe worse than

 

[Rhianne]

Tuna breath from cats!

 

[mac63]

The muffled screeching was drawing some curious looks from

 

[Rhianne]

Millennials hanging around. So we needed a quick solution