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[mac63]

Shouting "No freebies here" led to their quick dispersal

 

[Rhianne]

And everyone figured it was a good time for a vape. So

 

[mac63]

time to kick back for a few

 

[Rhianne]

Puffs and regroup. The cats started howling

 

[mac63]

so figured it was time to move again before

 

[Rhianne]

Someone dropped a tank! Oh no, broken glass and juice

 

[Bam Bam]

All over my pants

 

[mac63]

bad enough they were torn with lasagna stains, now this

 

[Bam Bam]

is where the story gets interesting

 

[mac63]

cuz with boxes, cats, spills, stains, tears next calamity is

 

[Bam Bam]

going to be COVID-19

 

[mac63]

spread by cats getting out of their boxes

 

[Rhianne]

And rubbing against hapless people and nuzzling their hands, without masks or social distancing!!

 

[Bam Bam]

Of course Cats don’t generally wear masks or practice Social distancing.

 

[Rhianne]

But there’s a plague on, so better safe than sorry.

 

[Bam Bam]

So they strapped their helmets on

 

[Rhianne]

And charged into the fray, shlepping cats

 

[mac63]

but the critters began using claws so things

 

[Bam Bam]

got crazy (Background Music Cat Scratch Fever) as it escalated.

 

[mac63]

All the screeching and yelps of pain were bound to

 

[Bam Bam]

Attract the Denny’s Manager & Ted Nugent fans.

 

[Rhianne]

Who were drug free like Ted Nugent, but still slightly weird

 

[Bam Bam]

and totally supported gun rights

 

[Rhianne]

So the crazy cats were protected. But riots were breaking out

 

[Bam Bam]

Behind Denny’s next to the dumpster

 

[Rhianne]

There was somebody kneeling on a pizza box.

 

[Bam Bam]

Eating a Grand Slam breakfast they found

 

[Rhianne]

Potato peels in their home fries

 

[mac63]

and the BACON supply was getting low

 

[Rhianne]

So they gave the food to some street people and anyway it was time to vape again.

 

[mac63]

had to do it move to avoid the crowd

 

[Rhianne]

So they found some steps and sat down, and broke our mods and juice

 

[mac63]

as soon as the clouds formed, a new crowd appeared

 

[Rhianne]

Made up of millennials and hipsters who wanted to blow clouds

 

[Bam Bam]

and pet all the kittens

 

[Rhianne]

But they got scratched instead and got riled up, so

 

[mac63]

they asked for band-aids

 

[Bam Bam]

But all there was, were used napkins from the dumpster behind Denny’s

 

[Rhianne]

Which were unsanitary and no one had hand sanitizer (surprisingly) so

 

[Bam Bam]

They used Cat urine

 

[Rhianne]

Which was hard to get and smelly, but effective. So they

 

[Bam Bam]

carried around small cups to

 

[mac63]

trying to sneak up behind the cats

 

[Rhianne]

But decided it was a foolish venture and sat down to have a vape and a beer.

 

[Bam Bam]

And think of a better plan

 

[Anibird]

They started to eye the guys and held out

 

[Bam Bam]

Plastic specimen cups

 

[Anibird]

One guy asked Rhianne if she'd hold the cup.

 

[Rhianne]

She promptly refused, and went around the corner for a stealth vape!

 

[mac63]

and the guy that had asked her stealthily followed