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[DaleH1985]

Eli Manning and the Giants offense

 

[VapingGuitarist]

And were invited to sing and dance in the new version of Cats on Broadway and a performance of

 

[DaleH1985]

Stomp using gold plated trash cans

 

[VapingGuitarist]

with pink lids because they wanted to be

 

[DaleH1985]

respectful and raise awareness for breast cancer

 

[VapingGuitarist]

Afterwards, they all went to get a Philly cheese steak sub, but instead they got hit by a

 

[happy valley]

an orange wig flying at escape velocity

 

[DaleH1985]

trying to get away from carrot top with everything it had

 

[happy valley]

They were selling postcards of the hanging

 

[VapingGuitarist]

Of an FDA agent for $20.00 to help raise funds for

 

[happy valley]

the beauty parlor full of sailors

 

[VapingGuitarist]

and the preservation of the Blue Oyster Club in honor of

 

[happy valley]

the jazz society of the lower Hudson basin

 

[DaleH1985]

Whose music influenced an entire generation

 

[VapingGuitarist]

Of Village People fans and was hosted by Richard Simmons and

 

[happy valley]

the ghost of fiorello laguardia

 

[DaleH1985]

Who misread the invite and thought his co host was gene simmons

 

[VapingGuitarist]

But in politician fashion, he tried to talk his way out of it. But Richard cornered him and

 

[DaleH1985]

said "unless you wanna sweat to the oldies, you are gonna host this gig"

 

[VapingGuitarist]

Being the Little Flower he was, he stuck it out and fell in love with Richard and they ran away together to

 

[DaleH1985]

get married by the bay in San Francisco

 

[VapingGuitarist]

But the Ghost of Lucky Luciano haunted them day and night causing Fiorello to cross back over sending Richard into a deep depression only to never be seen again which made everyone happy and be able to

 

[DaleH1985]

listen to oldies radio again without fear of being forced to work out

 

[lillolokitty]

So then I jumped into the shower and belted out a l sweet melody and

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[Mojoe1976]

Thought I would go to bed

 

[DaleH1985]

And hope for sweet dreams of

 

[RMVapes28]

Unicorns in 3 piece suits with wigs of gold and orange shoes. Going to the ball with a silver...

 

[mac63]

alligator wearing an isty bitsy...

 

[RMVapes28]

Spider-Man tutu. With a handful of

 

[MrScaryZ]

leaking Ejuice

 

[RMVapes28]

It leaked all over the place. Caused such a fuss...

 

[pizzadave80]

That he cried on his aunts shoulder

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[Ms. Trixy]

even Eli was there in his pink tutu and helmet

 

[philbh]

Her name was Stella, and her hair was blue

 

[Ms. Trixy]

Stella's twin sister was Rubella. Here hair was flaming red and

 

[MrScaryZ]

Rubella wanted to use the leaking ejuice as a sex lube

 

[VapingGuitarist]

So her sister Ella started a XXX rated pay per view website called Rubella's Juicy

 

[MrScaryZ]

Rubella and @VapingGuitarist talk box love machine

 

[VapingGuitarist]

Rubellas-juicy-dreams.com was created and was a success. So she decided to

 

[aquaholic2491]

Go to the local market

 

[happy valley]

Evelyn was a strange name for a man

 

[aquaholic2491]

But she had a boy named Sue

 

[happy valley]

Waugh was even a stranger sounding name

 

[Countrypami]

and his middle name was Jupiter

 

[tibolaso]

With a name like that he couldn't have gone far in life: Waugh Jupiter Earthling...

 

[VapingGuitarist]

Waugh had a friend named Jack Horner who sat in the corner eating a pizza pie, he pooped pepperoni, blew his

 

[DaleH1985]

trumpet with his rear end, and peed mountain dew

 

[tibolaso]

Waugh collected Jack's dew in a glass and added some ice

 

[km00]

Wicked that thing up wrong, that dry hit nearly made him cry

Under a rock with a 6gb connection

 

[DaleH1985]

for the taste was awful and the burn unbearable