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[happy valley]

It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen.

 

[DaleH1985]

which meant the area was under martial law, since 1300 is military time

 

[happy valley]

The cold passed reluctantly from the earth, and the retiring fogs revealed an army stretched out on the hills, resting.

 

[DaleH1985]

waiting for their next order to attack

 

[aquaholic2491]

a man came out and said with a shout

 

[John Starz]

HARRY POTTERS WAND IS 4 INCHES NOT THE REQUIRED 7 INCH. Then the man proceeded to...

 

[happy valley]

discover he had turned into the wrong person

 

[VapingGuitarist]

So he quickly ran into a brothel full of very expensive

 

[DaleH1985]

liquor and escorts. He had the time of his life, but ran out of money very quickly

 

[happy valley]

for a man goes broke gradually and then all at once

 

[VapingGuitarist]

Charlie Sheen showed up and a Toga party started that was fueled by opiates and

 

[happy valley]

The sky above the city was the color of television tuned to a dead channel

 

[Ms. Trixy]

Charlie stood outside naked, opened his hands to the sky and yelled...

 

[DaleH1985]

Send me more booze and women! In response, he was struck by lightning and

 

[VapingGuitarist]

Was shocked that he wasn't hurt. So he decided to count his blessings and checked into a

 

[DaleH1985]

rehab clinic where he met a very strange preacher. The preacher made Charlie see the error of his ways and confess his sins.

 

[VapingGuitarist]

That night, after confessing his sins, Charlie walked into a late night

 

[DaleH1985]

revival at the local church, where he intended to be baptized, but couldn't do it because the wine tasted so good and the preacher's daughter was eyeing him

 

[VapingGuitarist]

So he and the preachers daughter went to a hotel, got drunk and

 

[DaleH1985]

Did some things we can't speak of here.

 

[mac63]

But may very possibly be able to find pics of those acts on FB

 

[Ms. Trixy]

not when the cheap hotel owner heard Charlie scream, "I have Tiger's Blood".

 

[John Starz]

The owner swiftly peeped threw a peeping hole.

 

[VapingGuitarist]

And saw them playing Pictionary, drinking grape Koolaid and eating

 

[Mojoe1976]

Pixie sticks and ketchup

 

[gtrpickr]

and wearing underwear on their heads

 

[VapingGuitarist]

That is when the hotel owner knocked on the door and asked if he could borrow a pair of

 

[Mojoe1976]

Panty hose

 

[mac63]

preferably used

 

[greasegizzard]

Nude in color

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

 

[gtrpickr]

A big burly guy gladly peeled his off and handed them to him

 

[happy valley]

It was a wrong number that started it, the telephone ringing three times in the dead of night

 

[DaleH1985]

Yet somehow this simple mistake started an unusual chain of events

 

[SD.]

that led to...

 

[DaleH1985]

This crazy situation we are currently in

 

[tibolaso]

Feels like walking on hot coal

 

[grumpyoldman]

WOW i have a sick headache lol

 

[VapingGuitarist]

And it has Excedrine written all over it!
Take two and call the doctor in the

 

[DaleH1985]

Morning unless your condition gets worse

 

[tibolaso]

and you can call a mortician

 

[VapingGuitarist]

However, you should always make an appointment well in advance because people that are dying to get in to see him or her. So make sure you have your

 

[DaleH1985]

Affairs in order and your time reserved in advance

 

[John Starz]

Because the person with no insurance is holding up the line. Also make sure u bring entertainment since.....

 

[VapingGuitarist]

Being dead will most likely be boring. Plus, you'll have too much time on your hands and it'll be hard to believe such a

 

[happy valley]

hard days night and you'll be sleeping like a log

 

[SD.]

Not working like a dog

 

[kh1]

It's a dog's life

 

[SD.]

...after being reincarnated and living as a frog, that was a prince, once upon a time...

 

[happy valley]

Call me Ishmael.

 

[VapingGuitarist]

Then there was a goat named Gary Gnu from the the New Zoo Review who loved the news and he liked to