ENDED - WIN 3 X 120 ML BOTTLES OF MYSTIC RIVER E-lIQUID! - 1/28

[BPROSEK]

Blow flavorful mystic clouds to amaze and entertain all the zoo patrons.

 

[VapingGuitarist]

But the zoo apes kept throwing e-liquid at people and causing a mass

 

[SD.]

disruption of the near by Trump rally

 

[greasegizzard]

Which had the largest number of people attending in history since

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

 

[BPROSEK]

We will float on Mystic Clouds gently as the water flows down the River, tumbling stones rounding their sharp edges

 

[Mojoe1976]

And making them smooth

 

[aquaholic2491]

as freshly born sand paper

 

[MrScaryZ]

and silky and smooth as a babys ass

 

[philbh]

Or a dolphin's anus

 

[greasegizzard]

And I know how smooth a dolphin's anus is because

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

 

[aquaholic2491]

of that one time at seaworld where

 

[Ms. Trixy]

the dolphins eat ass first

 

[BPROSEK]

Before performing tricks for the masses, most of whom were great big asses.

 

[aquaholic2491]

who realized what they were watching unfold took a turn for the worst.

 

[BPROSEK]

Yet it was too late, for the grand finally had begun, they couldn't avert their eyes and left feeling stunned.

 

[happy valley]

Many years later, as he faced the firing squad,

 

[BPROSEK]

He couldn't help but think of the sights he had seen, images of ass eating dolphins left him serene

 

[happy valley]

And then he remembered that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice,

 

[BPROSEK]

Where he saw his first penguins and thought

 

[MrScaryZ]

I want to hump it down the throat

 

[BPROSEK]

But then his father told him the fact that penguins mate for life which gave him pause

 

[happy valley]

and it made him think happy people are alike but every unhappy person is unhappy in their own way

 

[gtrpickr]

is this all just a crazy dream or...

 

[Countrypami]

do we all truly live in the Matrix?

 

[MrScaryZ]

or a big explosion

 

[aquaholic2491]

or the hair of a giant

 

[MrScaryZ]

Or the hair of my chinny chin chin

 

[John Starz]

But we all know the true answer has to do with the cosmos and..

 

[Blazel78]

A old peanut butter and jelly sandwich

 

[DaleH1985]

That was found under the sofa

 

[greasegizzard]

Along with a dried up crusty salamander

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

 

[BPROSEK]

And he wondered what it might taste like

 

[MrScaryZ]

with the splooge of a dwarf

 

[BPROSEK]

Which flowed fiercely in such copious quantity it blanketed the room as he screamed "skeet skeet skeet!"

 

[DaleH1985]

Just then his wife walks in and screams "what the h**l!?"

 

[BPROSEK]

Saying nothing, and unable to stop he redirected his aim and hit her in the face.

 

[MrScaryZ]

And screamed "Who is your daddy and what is his name"

 

[UncleRJ]

The Mystic River Contest is now closed!

The lucky winner will be announced shortly

 

[mysticman]

Announcing one heck of a contest courtesy of Mystic River Juice Company.



https://mysticriverusa.com/


Mystic River Juice Company
Premium Hand Crafted E-Juice for the discriminating Vapor



The prize will be a very generous $81.00 Gift Certificate redeemable for 3 X 120 ML bottles of the lucky winners choice of flavors.




The contest starts NOW and will end one week from today at NOON Saturday, January 28, 2017.



Each post counts as one entry and you can enter as many times as you like with the lucky winner chosen at random.



And just to keep things interesting, the contest is in the form of the never ending story. I will start off the story and each post after will need to continue the story. So on and so on until the last post before the contest ends.

Don't forget to have fun with it!

"The Mystic River flowed through...............

Hey everyone,

First let me say…WOW…the response to this little contest has been overwhelming. As I was reading the continuing story that started with a simple line "The Mystic River flowed through...............” I was struck on how creative and funny so many of the entries were. There are also some sick minds out there that helped make a good contest, great!

Fortunately for me, the winner is picked randomly, because I wouldn’t be able to pick just one. Great job everyone. It was very entertaining.

The winner is “mac63” Congratulations!

Here's a screen shot of the number generator I used to pick the winner:



Please go to our website and pick the three flavors you would like and send them to me at [email protected] with your choices. Be sure to include you nic level and vg/pg ratios. I will send out your 120ml bottles the next day.

For all those that didn’t win please check out our site at www.MysticRiverUSA.com and get 35% off your entire order. Just use code MysticRiver35. Good thru 1/31/17.

Again, thanks for all who participated,

Ross
Mystic River Juice Company

 

[gtrpickr]

congrats mac63

 

[UncleRJ]

Congrats Mac!

Let us know what you think of Mystic River E-Liquids once you have received your winnings.

 

[MrScaryZ]

congrats @mac63
you mean I did not win this time because I said "got humped down the throat' DAMMIT! i have been foiled.

 

[SD.]

Congrats Mac!!!

 

[SignMan]

Damn mac your on a roll! I swear youve won like 10 contests this month!

 

[mac63]

Wow! Nice surprise after being out dealing with the crowds and cold.

Thanks for the Grats folks!
(wish it was 10 this month)

Thanks for the contest and prize!

 

[UncleRJ]

congrats @mac63
you mean I did not win this time because I said "got humped down the throat' DAMMIT! i have been foiled.

Nah, that just may have won it for you if this was not a totally random drawing

 

[SignMan]

Wow! Nice surprise after being out dealing with the crowds and cold.

Thanks for the Grats folks!
(wish it was 10 this month)

Thanks for the contest and prize!

Yea that would be nice! Enjoy the juice man and happy vaping

 

[Ms. Trixy]

Congrats Mac63! Well deserved, indeed!

 

[Blazel78]

Congratulations!

 

[VapingGuitarist]

Congrats Mac63!!