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I took that pic and modernized it a while back.
Two years ago my doctor got tired of asking me to get a Colonoscopy and ordered me a Coligard.Coligard commercial: "False positives and negatives may occur."
Me: "Um, what's the point of the testing then?"
My wife: "*blank stare trying to figure out how to answer*"
I mean seriously think about it. A company is getting you to send them your shit. They can tell you any shit. How damn stupid has the world gotten?
What makes it worse to consider is people are stupid enough to send them their shit & pay for the privilege. *smh*
Two years ago my doctor got tired of asking me to get a Colonoscopy and ordered me a Coligard.
The results were positive so I had to go get a Colonoscopy anyway.
To make a long story short it saved my life!
I had Colin Cancer! After surgery to remove 60% of my colon and a week in the hospital I'm cancer free and feel great!
So I guess I'm one of those that are stupid enough, and damn glad I did!
Sent from a Galaxy far far away
I laugh at most of the medical commercials.Think my mom has lost 80% of hers. She's beat cancer twice. I'm on a routine colonoscopy every five years starting when 45. The doctors saw her in my history and so, marked me as high risk.
Still think the commercial is funny. Know the seriousness. That's probably why I laugh.
very coolI took that pic and modernized it a while back.
Sent from a Galaxy far far away
Meet the Flintstones...I took that pic and modernized it a while back.
Sent from a Galaxy far far away
Where's Red Green?
First thought that came to mind...
Side effects may include, but are not limited to, nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, constipation, headache, weight gain, weight loss, dementia, tooth decay, the appearance of a third arm or leg, collapsed spine, blindness, change of eye color, knots on joints, disappearing bellybutton, rudeness, excessive facial hair on women, hair loss for men, runny nose, runny eyes, runny legs, pregnancy in men, green skin tone, appearance of fangs. Report these to your doctor but don't stop taking your medicine because we need the 50.00 bucks per pill.I laugh at most of the medical commercials.
Some of them have possible side effects that are worse than what they are trying to cure!
You forgot death.Side effects may include, but are not limited to, nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, constipation, headache, weight gain, weight loss, dementia, tooth decay, the appearance of a third arm or leg, collapsed spine, blindness, change of eye color, knots on joints, disappearing bellybutton, rudeness, excessive facial hair on women, hair loss for men, runny nose, runny eyes, runny legs, pregnancy in men, green skin tone, appearance of fangs. Report these to your doctor but don't stop taking your medicine because we need the 50.00 bucks per pill.