Humour Mill - Smile a Day Challenge

Jimi · Mar 30, 2022

May be an image of text that says 'APRIL FOOLS DAY Is cancelled this year cause no made up prank could match the unbelievable shit going on in the world right now'

Jimi · Mar 30, 2022

May be an image of 2 people, people standing and text that says 'The only scientific explanation....'

Jimi · Mar 30, 2022

May be an image of 1 person, beard and text that says 'A desperate looking woman stood poised on the edge of a cliff, about to jump off. An old homeless man who was wandering by stopped and said, Look, since you'll be dead in a few minutes, and it won't matter to you, how about a quickie before you go? She screamed, NO! Fuck off you filthy old bastard! He shrugged and turned away saying, Okay then, I'll just go and wait at the bottom. She didn' jump Counselling can work!!!'

SnapDragon NY · Mar 31, 2022

SnapDragon NY · Mar 31, 2022

Jimi · Mar 31, 2022

May be an image of text that says 'You can walk around Walmart eating grapes and nobody will bother you. But as soon as you pop open a beer... here comes security.'

Jimi · Mar 31, 2022

May be a cartoon of text that says 'vUVU So, this guy walks into my bar and orders 2 beers.. He downs one, and dumps the other on his hand.. said, Hey, Bud! what the hell are you doing? said, getting his date drunk!'

Jimi · Mar 31, 2022

May be an image of text that says 'Apparently a wild penis ran through my yard...'

gadget! · Apr 1, 2022

Sent from a Galaxy far far away

Lady Sarah · Apr 1, 2022

gopher_byrd · Apr 2, 2022

Inflation, inflation, inflation… I don’t know what people are talking about… I’m paying exactly the same price for a package of ground beef as I did a year ago…

Jimi · Apr 2, 2022

Jimi · Apr 2, 2022

May be an image of text that says '18:44 94%0 BUTT PLUG TUG- TUG-OF-WAR!! WAR!!'

Sorry this just struck me as funny

Jimi · Apr 2, 2022

Yes I have a twisted mind

Jimi · Apr 2, 2022

May be an image of text that says 'Toddler (n.) Emotionally unstable pint-sized dictator with the uncanny ability to know exactly how far to push you towards utter insanity before reverting to a loveable creature.'

Jimi · Apr 2, 2022

May be an image of text that says 'JOKE OF THE DAY An eight-year-old girl went to the office with her father on Take Your Kid to Work Day. As they were walking around the office, the young girl started crying and getting very cranky. Her father asked what was wrong with her. As the staff gathered round, she sobbed loudly: Daddy, where are all the clowns that you said you worked with? Oldtimers9.com'

Jimi · Apr 2, 2022

May be an image of text that says 'Oh O this bullshit...'

Jimi · Apr 2, 2022

May be an image of text that says 'I saw 2 guys wearing matching outfits and asked if they were gay? They arrested me.'

Jimi · Apr 2, 2022

May be a cartoon of text that says 'so HOW'S THE MEMORY HOLDING UP?'

Jimi · Apr 2, 2022

Jimi · Apr 2, 2022

Jimi · Apr 2, 2022

May be an image of text that says 'If you think there's nothing better than sex, you've never had a cop turn on his lights behind you then pull over someone else.'

Jimi · Apr 2, 2022

May be an image of 2 people and text that says 'Whoever created the tradition of not seeing the bride in the wedding dress beforehand saved men from countless hours of shopping and will forever be a hero to all men'

Jimi · Apr 2, 2022

gopher_byrd · Apr 2, 2022

Jimi · Apr 2, 2022

Can I get a pair of those?

Jimi · Apr 2, 2022

Sorry I find humor in some twisted stuff

Jimi · Apr 2, 2022

May be an image of text that says 'If things get real bad and you have to resort to cannibalism remember: Vegans first. They're the closest thing to grass fed.'

Just remember I'll be watchin for ya"ll

gopher_byrd · Apr 3, 2022

Lady Sarah · Apr 3, 2022

Jimi said:

...especially when it's some guy that made you swerve when he cut you off in traffic. That actually happened with me.

gadget! · Apr 3, 2022

Sent from a Galaxy far far away

MyMagicMist · Apr 4, 2022

gopher_byrd said:
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Know this a thread for funny but wife and me were talking about memory foam the other day. We both understand memory foam is simply foam that holds its shape. You can mash it up all you want but it goes back to shape, it has its own memory.

Yet it is marketed that it remembers your shape. Behold the power of marketing and deception, we agreed. Everyone jumps on the bandwagon to the next great thing when really it's not so great. It's just a product doing what it is designed to do, hold its own shape. It is literally of no benefit to people. No, the benefit is the product holds its own shape.

*smh*