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Oh dear god!
I look like Huddy
Are you a traitor too?
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lol......
Hey poi boi.......you know that I was kidding around.....as far as you know.....hope I didn’t offend you about your beloved and me looking alike.
My wife doesn’t find it funny when I tell people that she and I look exactly alike except.......boobs and beard......my coworkers love that joke but realized after the fact that maybe I shouldn’t have said that.
Pics or it isn't true
Hmmmmm....
Never seen a reply of mine do that before.
Never seen a reply of mine do that before.
It’s all good.
In our case it’s boobs and a moustache, and I don’t color what’s left of my hair.
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pits much more bearable without pants.
Or
It’s much more bareable without pants.
As a young man I had to learn the difference between a bear hug and a bare hug.
Thank you mrs. Compton.
kosh......
Didn’t think you would be offended as it was a joke but wanted to make sure.
Today I spent 7 hours knocking the winter outta my yard. It’s officially mowing season.
I should have done this about a month ago.
yesterday I installed new appliances. Lowe’s wanted $125 just to install the microwave and I didn’t even check prices on the fridge and range.
Figure I’m capable of installing a power cord and a water line. Took me the better part of the day to remove the old stuff and install the new.
Anybody need an old dirty stove and microwave? (Old fridge is holding drinks and overflow in the garage).
I should have done this about a month ago.
yesterday I installed new appliances. Lowe’s wanted $125 just to install the microwave and I didn’t even check prices on the fridge and range.
Figure I’m capable of installing a power cord and a water line. Took me the better part of the day to remove the old stuff and install the new.
Anybody need an old dirty stove and microwave? (Old fridge is holding drinks and overflow in the garage).
you're a joke, but i wanted to make sure
I've seen your pic.
Trying to come up with a boob beard joke for you.
What’s a word or phrase that rhymes with platypus.
was the microwave old, but working?
and you replaced it with a recent model?
tipping that you will regret that. I think newer microwaves are designed to be power efficient, but even spendy ones only last a year or two
i don't know, but any mammal that lays eggs is an egg laying mammal IMO
and they have poisoned spikes in their armpits
He’s a blue apron person, so employee discount should take care of it.
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he's also frugal AF and that'll probably be his big spend until 2028
yeah....everything still worked....kinda....
The turntable in the microwave quit years ago and the ice maker in the freezer was kaput....and the start button on the stove was broken off but it still worked if you knew how to do it......18-20 years old on all 3.
I know that the new stuff have a way shorter lifespan but it was time. Went lower middle of the road on stove and microwave and upper middle of the road on the fridge. None of it was really my say. After I was told that I couldn’t have a gas range I pretty much quit giving a shiate what we got.
I just got to remove and install.
Returns or Scratch & Dent may influence him to 2027.
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And this is why I wear pants, to avoid shagging and chlamydia
there are only 2 egg laying mammals in the world and they both live with you.
yes.
Is echidna the other one?
Yeah.....right.
My good deal just about breaks even with sales tax.
lol.....at least 2028.
Appliances and the new pair of tennis shoes I bought in February have pretty much sated my desire to do any more shopping for the year.
on new tennis shoes...correct.
Is echidna the other one?
it is. Looks kinda porcupineish.
Other than that I know nothing else about it.
They are really slow at crossing the road
Whyd the echidna cross the road?
To stop traffic moving for 10 minutes
Wow, I made my boob comment and never saw the whole page of kitchen appliances discussion. Now I look like Huddy and feel like a boob
We got a new fridge a year or two ago and our daughter, who hasn’t even lived here for almost 18 years said “it’s about time!” Guess our old one was...well...old.
We got a new fridge a year or two ago and our daughter, who hasn’t even lived here for almost 18 years said “it’s about time!” Guess our old one was...well...old.
you’re a beard.
Wow, I made my boob comment and never saw the whole page of kitchen appliances discussion. Now I look like Huddy and feel like a boob
We got a new fridge a year or two ago and our daughter, who hasn’t even lived here for almost 18 years said “it’s about time!” Guess our old one was...well...old.
You have electricity?
I pictured you like Edna in the “Last Alaskans” show.
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Look at how buggered I am
Look at that
Too many pictures. Although, I have to admit they’re really good.
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you are unusally froggy lately lolYou have electricity?
I pictured you like Edna in the “Last Alaskans” show.
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my sister doesn't get out much, so they are largely for her
and mum alternates sometimes enjoys living vicariously for outings she can't do, and sometimes envy/sadness
No golf will do it.
Mayor said it was going to be a go on May 1. Governor said no. We need another month, but can’t keep tourists from coming in. Quarantine for them is largely unenforceable.
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That’s good of you!
Nice to see something besides Coronavirus stuff.
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Hi, knuckles
you’re a knuckle.
you have to carry the 1. Unless it’s leap year in which case you apply liberally and reduce heat to a simmer.
I hope that helps.
But if you heat to a simmer the snow will melt!
yep.
Snow melts near hot things.
And there ain’t no snow around you.
GRRRRRRRRRRR.......