There’s a picture in my mind that will haunt me.I am as sick as a dick in a door
Seriously?
We went from bewbs to this?
Hope it’s not a revolving door.
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Seriously?
We went from bewbs to this?
Hope it’s not a revolving door.
I think it’s a down under thing.
Yes. Aussie slang... It doesn't need to make sense
Half a world away and yet the Huddy effect is affecting you in turrible ways.
You have no idea how proximity elevates the Huddy effect. It’s like radiation poisoning…the closer you are the sicker you get.
You do realize that makes the mental image even worse don't you? I'm now so traumatized by the thought that I may not ever be able to walk through a revolving door again.
I blame Huddy.
I know, right?
And I know I’ve said it before but it bears repeating.
This Huddy situation is out of control and needs to be reeled in. Now Huddy is tormenting people down under….where will it end?
Thank god Huddy and dead Fred haven’t teamed up to inflict damage.
Although I suspect it wouldn’t take long before they both move on. Seems to be their MO……
bastards
Our knees bend the wrong way.
Who designed that shit?
Zactly
And my right kneecap sometimes dislocates. You might remember my ER visit for the first time
I have my routine down now. I just stay on the ground and relax with a vape, knowing that it will resolve itself
Good boy.
I highly recommend laying on the ground and vaping for a myriad of situations.
More often than not while wearing thong type attire…..in broad daylight…..near a busy intersection……or food court….
You‘re a moose
Wow!
Well then, I’m sick
You need to be reeled in…
That's what She said
I don't follow golf. I pretty much only know Greg Norman (Aussie) and Tiger Woods as names
And Keif, who is obviously a cut above both of those
90 is hot-ish
Single digits is cold like.
Projected to be 98 here today so I’ll allow hot to be used.
Where do Aussies come up with their slang? I just read a story from an Australian news source about people "dobbing" on their neighbors over parking. Dobbing? I much prefer the proper American slang of snitching. It has more of a bite to it. Dobbing just sounds too friendly.
almost as bad as being a dibber-dobber!
I didn’t hear 1 dolphin complain about the cold
it was 2*C this morning
And no, Hawkie, you can't eat them
With ketchup?
I think maybe a dry rub, smoked low and slow, basted with a good sticky bbq sauce.
Dunno….
Thinking dolphin should be done like tuna.
Inch and a quarter thick
Piping hot griddle on the grill
Plop of butter, slap it on, count to 7, more butter, flip, 7 more seconds
Fresh lime and cilantro garnish
I was thinking along the lines of dolphins being more like beef, or maybe pork but who knows? I just know they aren't fish so I wouldn't expect them to taste like fish, therefore I lean towards cooking 'em like beef.
Is not
Not the 24 time all-star willie mays? Why?Oh god Willie Mays passed away
Because
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So sad. I was never a part of the worthless Willie crowd. He was and always will be Mr. Giant!Oh god Willie Mays passed away
Tomorrow I get to start a 6 day blitz of steroids.
Watch the news for possible horrific news outta Omaha.
Me and steroids don’t mix well…..plus it absolutely f@#ks up my blood sugars.
I have no steroid thong.
Watch the news for possible horrific news outta Omaha.
Me and steroids don’t mix well…..plus it absolutely f@#ks up my blood sugars.
I have no steroid thong.
Picturing you as Ivon Drago from Rocky 4
Well PEWP Hawkie.
sending the leg-rappin’ hugs to you.
what are rapping hugs? hugs that lose themselves in the music the moment they own it?
i think he wants wrapping hugs
poor hawkie