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DogMan

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Hawkizefan

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I think that they are just stock phone emoji?

Meanwhile I am pretty sure that Huddy did something terrible to granny and keithu2?

perhaps the 3 of them are in league together. That would explain a few things if you think about it.

the moji’s may be stock but I didn’t have them available until the upgrade.
maybe the disappearances have something to do with the upgrade.
maybe you and I are the only people left on the interwebz.
 

DogMan

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All of the above?

I have a consultation for a root canal. $135.00 for a 3-d X-ray and then more $$$ to let them do ungodly things in my mouth.


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my name came up on the (public system) dental waiting list after 2 years

a week before pandemic closed everything

they said when they open now

i think it was $36 p/session for "dentist" (clean, scans and routine stuff) capped at $120 for that. Then $120 per session for surgical stuff, up to about $500

lllooonnngggg waits though, bet you booked yours this or last year?
 

Hawkizefan

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my name came up on the (public system) dental waiting list after 2 years

a week before pandemic closed everything

they said when they open now

i think it was $36 p/session for "dentist" (clean, scans and routine stuff) capped at $120 for that. Then $120 per session for surgical stuff, up to about $500

lllooonnngggg waits though, bet you booked yours this or last year?

same offer for you, but I want paid in ‘Merican money...not koala Koins.
 

Hawkizefan

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Me. Do you need my mower to do mine, or will you bring your own?

I’ll use yours cuz I want to see if the blade turns the other way down under...like the water in the toilet rotates differently in the different hemispheres.
I’ll be needing cold drinks, a towel, a lawn chair and various noshes....preferably animal flesh of some kind.

I’m not a fast mower but I make up for that with my eye for mowing detail.
and my mowing thong is stunning when the sun hits it just right.
 

DogMan

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I’ll use yours cuz I want to see if the blade turns the other way down under...like the water in the toilet rotates differently in the different hemispheres.
I’ll be needing cold drinks, a towel, a lawn chair and various noshes....preferably animal flesh of some kind.

I’m not a fast mower but I make up for that with my eye for mowing detail.
and my mowing thong is stunning when the sun hits it just right.
Great. What is a dime? 10c piece?

We have 10c pieces but they are worth 6 US cents.

I can get 20c pieces, but they are big. About an inch in diameter. So your mowing thong will be even more weighed down than with your vintage junk.
 

Hawkizefan

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Great. What is a dime? 10c piece?

We have 10c pieces but they are worth 6 US cents.

I can get 20c pieces, but they are big. About an inch in diameter. So your mowing thong will be even more weighed down than with your vintage junk.

because it’s for you I’ll do it for free...except for the cold drink, chair, flesh thingy.
thats non negotiabl.

hold it?...
is it not wintery there and not mowy weather at all?
this is starting to sound like some kind of ploy to get to see me in my mowing thong. I’ve been there before....many, many........many times.
 

DogMan

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because it’s for you I’ll do it for free...except for the cold drink, chair, flesh thingy.
thats non negotiabl.

hold it...
is it not wintery there and not mowy weather at all?
this is starting to sound like some kind of ploy to get to see me in my mowing thong. I’ve been there before....many, many........many times.
We don't have snow. Maybe 10 light frosts across the whole winter.

Lawns grow slower. But lush green. And the weeds love it. Take this time to put down deep roots.

So you will need to thoroughly trowel prior to the actual mowing.
 

Hawkizefan

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We don't have snow. Maybe 10 light frosts across the whole winter.

Lawns grow slower. But lush green. And the weeds love it. Take this time to put down deep roots.

So you will need to thoroughly trowel prior to the actual mowing.

gotcha....fur lined thong it is.
so...in Fahrenheit (cuz I’m Celsius stupid), how cold does it get?
im guessing far warmer than my sub zero winter temps.
 

DogMan

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gotcha....fur lined thong it is.
so...in Fahrenheit (cuz I’m Celsius stupid), how cold does it get?
im guessing far warmer than my sub zero winter temps.
Currently 2.16am and 50°F. Feels like 48°F. Predicted for today is 58°F.

I think that is pretty freezing. Definitely sub zero temp. I can sense it.
 

DogMan

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I don't think that direct conversion really works.

You can estimate in F. But it is still really Celsius weather. Like you guys can say "It is 32F, which is 0C" but it is still Fahrenheit weather and conversion doesn't work.

Our weather is Celsius and will never be Fahrenheit. It is hard to describe what 10C is actually like, and saying 50F is the best way to describe it to Americans. But it is not... It is actually Celsius, which is intrinsically more extreme than Fahrenheit.
 

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My doggies play today.

We play Carlton Blues. Who are a big supporter base Melbourne club.

And with my doggies also being a Melbourne team. Naturally we are playing in Queensland. Cause the Rona

Carlton are kind of the white collar version of Collingwood. But they are my sister's team. And so I don't hate them.

Carlton have been playing badly for years. Various sanctions for cheating in the 90s did long term damage to the club.

Their co captain Patrick cripps was drafted same year as our captain Marcus bontempelli (The Bont!) and the media like to make a broohaha every time we play about that mini rivalry, since they are similar players and two of the best midfielers in the competition.
 

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