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Lololololololol ?
Instead of exhausted say worn out with a mouth full of peanuts and an south Alabama accent and it will kinda sound like donut.
Wounut........see?
then eat the peanuts and eat a donut.
I‘ve got nothing for sad. Maybe just don’t be sad.
I’m dressing up as a respectable, dignified, mature adult for Halloween this year.
Tomorrow I’ll be back to normal.
Gives me all yours candies.
Tomorrow I’ll be back to normal.
Gives me all yours candies.
You’re a twick.Twick or tweet?
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Boo you.
Where’s my candies.
chop-chop.
chop-chop.
Feetsball day.
Hope my HAWKEYES don’t suck again today.
Don’t have a good feeling about it.
I needs candies.
Chop-chop.
Hope my HAWKEYES don’t suck again today.
Don’t have a good feeling about it.
I needs candies.
Chop-chop.
Score a birdie on first, Hawkeyes quarter back
Triple double on second
Tackle him on 3rd base
Touchdown!
Unfortunately, that was their game plan last week.
At the very least I hope they trample the turf more towards mid field This week.
My Hawkeyes SUCK bad this year.
I think they must ALL have coronal fallout.
I think they must ALL have coronal fallout.
Down under Huddy?.
Looking that way. But we have good midfield depth. So can afford to lose him, really
At least you get to make self depreciating jokes. I like those.
My team won their first flag in 60 years recently. And nobody laughed at my jokes about my team anymore. They always did prior to that. Everyone could laugh at my team. We were loved, because we were pathetic.
You don't get that when you win. People are mean.
It looks like I’m going to be safe making jokes about my HAWKEYES this year....cuz we gonna suck it up all year.
Saturday night after our loss our star wide receiver thought his best course of action would be to get very drunk and drive 74mph in a 30mph zone. So he/we have that going for us.
I’m thinking of starting a company Selling grass seed for overseeing problem areas and I’m going to call it “32 yardline lawn repair”.
I see potential. Maybe tout fast recovery with a tag line such as...
”lawn recovery faster than a 74mph wide receiver“.
ground floor opportunity for anyone interested.
I do the same.
Snowflakes need dropped off within 10 feet of the door but I’m good if I have to walk a bit.
Well guys, I just got out of the hospital, AGAIN, 6 day visit this time. Scar tissue wrapping around a piece of intestine. I was very lucky...a day or two more woulda be really bad.
so, anyway, that’s where I’ve been hiding, promise no 3rd time. Love you all. ?
so, anyway, that’s where I’ve been hiding, promise no 3rd time. Love you all. ?
Be careful what you suck
Hawkie I think she’s talking to you.
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Well guys, I just got out of the hospital, AGAIN, 6 day visit this time. Scar tissue wrapping around a piece of intestine. I was very lucky...a day or two more woulda be really bad.
so, anyway, that’s where I’ve been hiding, promise no 3rd time. Love you all.
Not good Grammy bear! Who’s going to spoil the Cubs?
I hope you don’t have the pleasure of having a picc line. I don’t remember them putting mine in, but it was interesting when they took it out.
Glad you’re better!
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Granny, surely if you want a hobby, then golf like keif, or knitting is better than hostible stays?Well guys, I just got out of the hospital, AGAIN, 6 day visit this time. Scar tissue wrapping around a piece of intestine. I was very lucky...a day or two more woulda be really bad.
so, anyway, that’s where I’ve been hiding, promise no 3rd time. Love you all.
YAY!!!
MY HOGIZE WON.
Everybody celebrate and dance.
And nebraska lost......bwahahahaha
MY HOGIZE WON.
Everybody celebrate and dance.
And nebraska lost......bwahahahaha
Bloody Nebraska. Are they the huskers? BastardsYAY!!!s:
MY HOGIZE WON.
Everybody celebrate and dance.
And nebraska lost......bwahahahaha
s:
Yes.
they are the bastard huskers. Not turncoat bastards, just bastard type bastards.
Take your meds.
I just picked up a 65” 4K tv that my wife bought on line at Wal Mart......for $245!
Is it wrong of me to feel that this may be a lackluster electronics purchase?
Like, maybe when I turn it on my sprinklers might go off or my neighbors pace maker might burp......or it will shed on my furniture....or poop on my carpet.
Seems WAY cheap to be good.
Nope. Not for me but it’s pretty good for $245.
going to splurge on a sound bar and subwoofer cuz my antique receiver and speakers aren’t compatible. I need my stereo in the garage anyway. I just trashed my garage stereo.
Thanks grannybears.
Let me know if you can sense any difference between the “sound “. My wife gave my stereo stuff to the movers when we took our stuff out of storage.
Downloads and streams are convenient, but vinyl and a good receiver have a different feel.
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Are you older than granny now? You must be getting close
Better HBD than HVD.......and no....not Valentines Day.
Grannybears is like a fine wine. She only gets better with age.
also like a fine wine she costs plenty of $$$ to pick up in a liquor store to take home.
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Happy belated birthday Hawk. Hawkeyes looked good tonight!
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The Hawkeyes never fail to baffle me.
Awwwwwww...Grannybears is like a fine wine. She only gets better with age.
also like a fine wine she costs plenty of $$$ to pick up in a liquor store to take home.
PS. Good luck finding me at a liquor store ?
Sorry.
I meant Cracker Barrel.