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Hawkizefan

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Maybe it’s running to keep warm...
Maybe it’s running to keep warm...
Maybe. It’s less runny today but it was a balmy 22 degrees so there’s that.
I don’t know what any of this has to do with me being able to go pantless. I’ve got new neighbors to indoctrinate. And I have a feeling that they are going to be way more receptive to the mowing thong than my old neighbors. Fingers crossed.
 

Merbear

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Maybe. It’s less runny today but it was a balmy 22 degrees so there’s that.
I don’t know what any of this has to do with me being able to go pantless. I’ve got new neighbors to indoctrinate. And I have a feeling that they are going to be way more receptive to the mowing thong than my old neighbors. Fingers crossed.
There you go again scaring...scarring...(both!) the new neighbors!
 

Hawkizefan

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There you go again scaring...scarring...(both!) the new neighbors!
Lol....I think they’ll be o.k.
they seem like the mother nature type...kinda hippy-ish, kayak on the deck, granola and “incense” smells wafting into my yard.....they might even have their own mowing thongs. I really hope she does...not so much him.
They have a big doofus dog, Archie. He and I are becoming buddy’s.
He poops bigger than Herk. It looks like baby seals laying all over their back yard.
 

Merbear

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Lol....I think they’ll be o.k.
they seem like the mother nature type...kinda hippy-ish, kayak on the deck, granola and “incense” smells wafting into my yard.....they might even have their own mowing thongs. I really hope she does...not so much him.
They have a big doofus dog, Archie. He and I are becoming buddy’s.
He poops bigger than Herk. It looks like baby seals laying all over their back yard.
baby seals
Major lol 🤣
 

DogMan

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Got DogMum fish and potato cakes

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DogMan

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Knuckles

It is 7.30am, and the sun is up

There is really only one conclusion to draw from this

The first of which is that's what she said
The second is that it is night time and time for bed

 

Hawkizefan

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It gives me migraines, but is so good

Hawkie, can you slowly describe what it is like to eat cheese, whilst wearing a thong and pole dancing? Rawr
***slowly***
It’s...good...but...not...as...good...as...,not...even...close...,to...eating...chocolate...,whilst...wearing...a...thong...and...pole...dancing.

and what gives you migraines?
the cheese? (That would suck...don’t eat cheese)
Wearing a thong? (Perhaps a larger sized thong)
Pole dancing? (Stop hitting your head on the pole)

Is it just me or do you feel as well that my problem solving abilities are not only overlooked but also not given the recognition that they and I deserve.
I should be given free reign to dictate world changes as I see fit. It makes me all gooey to think of a world based on my minds concept of what the world should be.

what do you think?
 

keithu2

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***slowly***
It’s...good...but...not...as...good...as...,not...even...close...,to...eating...chocolate...,whilst...wearing...a...thong...and...pole...dancing.

and what gives you migraines?
the cheese? (That would suck...don’t eat cheese)
Wearing a thong? (Perhaps a larger sized thong)
Pole dancing? (Stop hitting your head on the pole)

Is it just me or do you feel as well that my problem solving abilities are not only overlooked but also not given the recognition that they and I deserve.
I should be given free reign to dictate world changes as I see fit. It makes me all gooey to think of a world based on my minds concept of what the world should be.

what do you think?

An executive order would take care of this.


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Merbear

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***slowly***
It’s...good...but...not...as...good...as...,not...even...close...,to...eating...chocolate...,whilst...wearing...a...thong...and...pole...dancing.

and what gives you migraines?
the cheese? (That would suck...don’t eat cheese)
Wearing a thong? (Perhaps a larger sized thong)
Pole dancing? (Stop hitting your head on the pole)

Is it just me or do you feel as well that my problem solving abilities are not only overlooked but also not given the recognition that they and I deserve.
I should be given free reign to dictate world changes as I see fit. It makes me all gooey to think of a world based on my minds concept of what the world should be.

what do you think?
Not sure what I think as my head has exploded 🙃😂🙃
 

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