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And to you
I’m ready for some REAL baseball this year. Last year was weird.And good luck to the Braves.* I didn’t really say that but I did. They were fun in playoffs
*except of course when playing Giants!
Go Giants, when playing anybody but the Braves, and I only kid about Huddy
as far as you know.
But first we have basketball to finish up and my HAWKEYES have been very entertaining this year. Hopefully they can make a run in the tournament.
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Go HAWKEYES!
62 degrees here.
I can’t find my pants.
I can’t find my pants.
Almost ready for thermals. If you missed the temperature in the 60s
Ummm...thermals...
rawr
Okay....
Ill say it.
Ill say it.
i know, 2 weeks until AFL Premiership season round 1
i could tell how excited you were before you even posted that
Then it goes without saying.
you know what I’m sayin?
There....I said it. And I’m not taking it back, nor do I feel bad for having said it.
Its been a long time coming.
Unknot your knickers and get over it.
one more thing....
GO HAWKS...pummel Wisconsin.
Why you ask?
cuz we don’t need no stinking badgers.
Its been a long time coming.
Unknot your knickers and get over it.
one more thing....
GO HAWKS...pummel Wisconsin.
Why you ask?
cuz we don’t need no stinking badgers.
And....70 here for the next few days.
stick that in your knotted knickers.
stick that in your knotted knickers.
Is 70 caught up to granny? I think that I missed a few birthdays
But you should celebrate the milestone with a game of bridge rummie. And a prune juice
Noooo...not caught up to grannybears......that’s crazy talk.
Probably an ooslefinch.
vary rare in golf AND the wild.
Its the inspiration for the saying..”what’s the matter? Got an ooslefinch up your butt”. More commonly known as a butt finch.
Little known fact. Butt finches are the #1 reason for knotted knickers.
Do you ever decide to contact someone who you have not spoken to in years. So you send an email thinking that, after maybe 5 years, opening with "And another thing!" will be funny, but the person does not agree?
Lack of a sense of humor, a refined sense of humor like you and I have, is a main cause of the decline of humankind.
Snowflakes, cancellers and those who butts are the permanent abodes of ooslefinchs find no humor in anything and are a drain to be around. Life is too short to be taken seriously. That’s a direct quote from the Bible. Book of lackadaisical.
I think that it was 4 Eagles, combined to another bird. Or somethingBirdies? Haven’t had any of them for a while.
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Maybe 4 birdies
I am too confused about all that. Apparently snow flakery caused by someone else being a snow flake does not count as being a snow flake. Nor does a third snow flake taking offence to the second offence taker, who was offended by too many people being offended
I don't know how it all started though. Just that everyone is apparently called Karen now
I’m married to a Karen.
she really hates the whole Karen thing. And she really hates it when I tell her to not act like a Karen.
WHAT??? I’m half that!
You’re crazy talk!
You’re epic.I was going to say something
I don't know what it was. But, rest assured that it would have been epic
Is that your blood pressure?
So exhausted, that I feel positively confronted by my own mortality
Please, God. Take Huddy instead
Good night knuckles
Rest easy. God takes traitors first.
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God can’t have him he’s mine!So exhausted, that I feel positively confronted by my own mortality
Please, God. Take Huddy instead
Good night knuckles
I’ll tell you to move outta my way you fat bastard anytime you need me to.Might go to round 2 feetsball against West Coast Eagles
It should be good, to have human interaction
For example having people say "Move out of the way, you fat bastard"
I've missed that, with lockdown
just ask................you fat bastard.
I hope that made you feel better.
I feel really good now.
Bedside manner in medical professionals is critical.
sounds like you have 2 of the very best.
my endocrinologist mutters “#uckin diabetics give me a headache” Under her breath repeatedly......but she’s kinda hot so I just agree with her.
And another thing....
It’s so windy here today that I have to fill my pockets with rocks when I go outside.
cuz I’m petite
and delicate
cuz I’m petite
and delicate
Baahaahaahaa!
You doubt my petitiness or my delicacy?
my feelings are all fragilic you know.
wind died down but I kinda like a pocket full of rocks. They clickety clack when I walk around.