my favourite offensive player from my team was big will minson about ten years ago
he kept getting in trouble for trolling opposition with things like saying that he anally raped their mum last night
which is pretty offensive
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he kept getting in trouble for trolling opposition with things like saying that he anally raped their mum last night
which is pretty offensive
Especially for mom.
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I hope it's wearing protection...
And what is the building fuqing???
Apparently bike riders
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i so did
Derp…
fixed my dishwasher leak. Less than $10.
Screw all plumbers.
fixed my dishwasher leak. Less than $10.
Screw all plumbers.
pretty heroic
Anyone riding a horse is to blame.
any horse allowing said kumquat to ride it is to blame as well.
poor, dear, sweet, beautiful grannyI’m baaaaaaack!
no internet for about 3 days, but at least we had power. What a couple days we’ve had,
STORMS
FLOODS
gimme A chance to catch my breath…
GO NINERS (who we couldn’t watch)
Was worried about you. I was going to mention a mud slide then feared that Dog would think I was calling you a mud slide….which isn’t good…never call a woman a mud slide…but that’s better than being called a mud shark…I work with a mud shark…she is striving to attain mud slide status….but I was concerned about an actual mud slide…..I’m baaaaaaack!
no internet for about 3 days, but at least we had power. What a couple days we’ve had,
STORMS
FLOODS
gimme A chance to catch my breath…
GO NINERS (who we couldn’t watch
I can’t remember where I was going with this. Glad you’re OK….and not a mud shark…or mud slide….or even muddy. I guess I don’t know if you’re muddy or not…you could be muddy but would like to think that you’d clean yourself up a bit before coming to see us…..if you’re muddy go wash yourself..you’ll feel better…I’ll feel better…………………………………………please go shower then come back.
Ok I’m all un-muddy!Was worried about you. I was going to mention a mud slide then feared that Dog would think I was calling you a mud slide….which isn’t good…never call a woman a mud slide…but that’s better than being called a mud shark…I work with a mud shark…she is striving to attain mud slide status….but I was concerned about an actual mud slide…..
I can’t remember where I was going with this. Glad you’re OK….and not a mud shark…or mud slide….or even muddy. I guess I don’t know if you’re muddy or not…you could be muddy but would like to think that you’d clean yourself up a bit before coming to see us…..if you’re muddy go wash yourself..you’ll feel better…I’ll feel better…………………………………………please go shower then come back.
speaking of mudslide, the best ice cream in the world is Tillamook Mudslide!
so I could be turning into a mudslide
you’re getting it and getting it like you’ve been doing it your entire life.
That brought a tear to my eye and a strange, yet vaguely familiar, stirring nowhere near my eye.
Im so proud
just for fun could you do a “get off my lawn”?
20 here….Nigh nighs
100°F expected today. So hopefully I can sleep through it
brrrr….
Gore. Definitely fleece lined thong weather
That’s just good, common sense styling.
Snug as a bug in a rug
Cheddar bacon jalapeño cornbread turned out soooooooo goooood.
Now I’ve got cookie butter cornbread stuck in my brain.
Now I’ve got cookie butter cornbread stuck in my brain.
Aussies don't have cornbread
Is it good for sangas? I just had a sandwich but no fancy cornbread
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Easy to make and I would think that they have corn meal in Oz to make it. Bazillions of recipes on the interwebs so get on it... Be an Aussie trend setter! Maybe even rich and famous, or not...
that's what she said
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And she was right!
She was also muddy.
Did you know that the gopher in your Avi is holding my very first REO.
It was my favorite. Don’t know what became of it but I have another one…same finish in red. I need to pull that out and fire it up. It’s a mech mod but I’m not scared.
Hahaha
it was amazing
Burning another 2022 vacation day. Becoming apparent that I’m not ready for retirement……bored shitless. How clean does one’s home really need to be?
My floors are so clean that Herk refuses to walk on them out of embarrassment.
Thinking I might have to do a side hustle part time and get away from B’Lowes….cuz they have become SOOOOO woke and I’m about the least wokiest person around…customers have become total assholes and apparently it’s against policy for me to point out to them that they’re an asshole…lol…I do it nicely..so I keep telling the wife that I might have to find a cheap food trailer and do coffee and breakfast muffins/biscuit thingys that I make in the morning and a down and dirty lunch like hot dogs….and scotch…then call it a day…about 3 days a week.
Already working on my marketing plan.
I would have one of those big bells that you can ring annoyingly next to the serving window. At lunch the menu board would read..HOT DOG $3.75…
RING THE BELL 5 TIMES AND YELL OUT “I WANT A BIG WEINER…I NEED A BIG WEINER” and get the hot dog for $3.00.
I see a line of people As far as the eye can see for that. And the commemorative “I WANT A BIG WEINER” t-shirt would probably fly off the shelf.
Me being bored is probably not a good thing. My thoughts on a small mowing service are most likely illegal. definitely immoral. And my t-shirt idea for that makes even me blush.
I need a purpose….and a donut.
My floors are so clean that Herk refuses to walk on them out of embarrassment.
Thinking I might have to do a side hustle part time and get away from B’Lowes….cuz they have become SOOOOO woke and I’m about the least wokiest person around…customers have become total assholes and apparently it’s against policy for me to point out to them that they’re an asshole…lol…I do it nicely..so I keep telling the wife that I might have to find a cheap food trailer and do coffee and breakfast muffins/biscuit thingys that I make in the morning and a down and dirty lunch like hot dogs….and scotch…then call it a day…about 3 days a week.
Already working on my marketing plan.
I would have one of those big bells that you can ring annoyingly next to the serving window. At lunch the menu board would read..HOT DOG $3.75…
RING THE BELL 5 TIMES AND YELL OUT “I WANT A BIG WEINER…I NEED A BIG WEINER” and get the hot dog for $3.00.
I see a line of people As far as the eye can see for that. And the commemorative “I WANT A BIG WEINER” t-shirt would probably fly off the shelf.
Me being bored is probably not a good thing. My thoughts on a small mowing service are most likely illegal. definitely immoral. And my t-shirt idea for that makes even me blush.
I need a purpose….and a donut.
oh! i forgot that it's that timeHot dogs and scotch
hey Doggie I’m watching (taped) Aussie Open! Go tennis!
who are we going for this year? i'm still struggling with the big 4 retirements