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Hawkizefan

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THATS IT! IVE HAD IT!

I demand to be entertained. And not some mediocre crap either.
I want high quality entertainment while keeping in mind that it’s still tingly month.
I will give y’all free reign on subject matter…..for now, but if I’m even the least bit disappointed I will begin handing out entertainment assignments with firm due dates.

Everybody get to work.
CHOP, CHOP.
 

DogMan

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THATS IT! IVE HAD IT!

I demand to be entertained. And not some mediocre crap either.
I want high quality entertainment while keeping in mind that it’s still tingly month.
I will give y’all free reign on subject matter…..for now, but if I’m even the least bit disappointed I will begin handing out entertainment assignments with firm due dates.

Everybody get to work.
CHOP, CHOP.
That's what she said

Payment for this entertainment can be via PayPal
 

DogMan

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I know I never (well...hardly ever) stop by to say hi. I am sorry. I miss y'all.
Now for the huge question bouncing around in my head: you have a new pancreas??? I didn't think that could be done! Please expound on your experience.
a bit like this

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Hawkizefan

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I know I never (well...hardly ever) stop by to say hi. I am sorry. I miss y'all.
Now for the huge question bouncing around in my head: you have a new pancreas??? I didn't think that could be done! Please expound on your experience.
Hi glowiest. Long time…your bad…stop doing that and come by more often. The knuckles are wearing me out trying to keep them in line.

Lol…new pancreas=my new insulin pump.
I would be first in line for an actual pancreas transplant.
 

Hawkizefan

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Member For 5 Years
Can’t help but notice the substandard entertaining directed towards me.
I’ll give dog credit….a little credit…because he seems to be making an effort. Not a “tingly” effort but an effort just the same.
The rest of you are in danger of going on my list. Don’t make me start a list…and don’t make me say CHOP, CHOP again. I have a list I keep at work on Monday through Friday. I don’t like to make this list and I don’t like why I have to make this list but it has become necessary. Certain coworkers check with me every Friday to see if they have managed to keep off of this list and they are very grateful if they have. This list has a name and I hope I don’t have to employ a similar one here. I’m going to leave it at that and sit back and let y’all do the right thing.
 

Hawkizefan

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Member For 5 Years
The spanking list thingy kinda kick started my tingly nerve, but no real attempt at entertainment directed to and for me.
I know you can’t see it but I’m shaking my head….and scratching my right shin which seems to be engulfed in what I think may be psoriasis. I’m scratching because it itches. I’m shaking my head because I’m disappointed.

poor Hawk.
Poor, poor Hawk.
 

Merbear

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Member For 4 Years
Can’t help but notice the substandard entertaining directed towards me.
I’ll give dog credit….a little credit…because he seems to be making an effort. Not a “tingly” effort but an effort just the same.
The rest of you are in danger of going on my list. Don’t make me start a list…and don’t make me say CHOP, CHOP again. I have a list I keep at work on Monday through Friday. I don’t like to make this list and I don’t like why I have to make this list but it has become necessary. Certain coworkers check with me every Friday to see if they have managed to keep off of this list and they are very grateful if they have. This list has a name and I hope I don’t have to employ a similar one here. I’m going to leave it at that and sit back and let y’all do the right thing.
Don’t do it! Don’t list me!!! Nooooooooooooooo

did I say I’d had an mri on cranky shoulder?? My GP called on Mother’s Day, said it’s the worst shoulder mri he’s ever seen. Tears and retraction and more ohh my! Appt tomorrow with ortho doc…
 

Merbear

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Member For 4 Years
The spanking list thingy kinda kick started my tingly nerve, but no real attempt at entertainment directed to and for me.
I know you can’t see it but I’m shaking my head….and scratching my right shin which seems to be engulfed in what I think may be psoriasis. I’m scratching because it itches. I’m shaking my head because I’m disappointed.

poor Hawk.
Poor, poor Hawk.
Poor, poor, poor Hawkie 🙃🙄
 

Hawkizefan

Platinum Contributor
Member For 5 Years
Don’t do it! Don’t list me!!! Nooooooooooooooo

did I say I’d had an mri on cranky shoulder?? My GP called on Mother’s Day, said it’s the worst shoulder mri he’s ever seen. Tears and retraction and more ohh my! Appt tomorrow with ortho doc…
OUCH.
Have you tried a sling and a fifth of bourbon?
Could probably even skip the sling if you want. And tip that fifth with your good arm.
 

gopher_byrd

Cranky Old Fart
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oh, i thought you did

or did you limit wisconsin travel or something?
30 June is my last day.
And fuck Wisconsin BTW.
We can also add fuck Amarillo...
That's where I've been working the last couple of months...
Thunder storms all last week which turns dirt roads into mud and mud sucks to drive in.
Mud is only good for pits with girls to wrestle in it... wearing thongs...
 

DogMan

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america has too many places

know how many states australia has?

neither do i. But much less than 50

i think we have 8 including territories, which are like mini states. If an australian place resembles main usa, it's a territory

maybe 5 or 6 states

and most of it is desert

i struggle to fuck so many places
 

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