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i had assumed that you and your high flying little league circles were too good for us. Like maybe you were on a private jet to the bahamas to go yachting
THATS IT! IVE HAD IT!
I demand to be entertained. And not some mediocre crap either.
I want high quality entertainment while keeping in mind that it’s still tingly month.
I will give y’all free reign on subject matter…..for now, but if I’m even the least bit disappointed I will begin handing out entertainment assignments with firm due dates.
Everybody get to work.
CHOP, CHOP.
I demand to be entertained. And not some mediocre crap either.
I want high quality entertainment while keeping in mind that it’s still tingly month.
I will give y’all free reign on subject matter…..for now, but if I’m even the least bit disappointed I will begin handing out entertainment assignments with firm due dates.
Everybody get to work.
CHOP, CHOP.
I know I never (well...hardly ever) stop by to say hi. I am sorry. I miss y'all.
Now for the huge question bouncing around in my head: you have a new pancreas??? I didn't think that could be done! Please expound on your experience.
Hi glowiest. Long time…your bad…stop doing that and come by more often. The knuckles are wearing me out trying to keep them in line.
Lol…new pancreas=my new insulin pump.
I would be first in line for an actual pancreas transplant.
Can’t help but notice the substandard entertaining directed towards me.
I’ll give dog credit….a little credit…because he seems to be making an effort. Not a “tingly” effort but an effort just the same.
The rest of you are in danger of going on my list. Don’t make me start a list…and don’t make me say CHOP, CHOP again. I have a list I keep at work on Monday through Friday. I don’t like to make this list and I don’t like why I have to make this list but it has become necessary. Certain coworkers check with me every Friday to see if they have managed to keep off of this list and they are very grateful if they have. This list has a name and I hope I don’t have to employ a similar one here. I’m going to leave it at that and sit back and let y’all do the right thing.
I’ll give dog credit….a little credit…because he seems to be making an effort. Not a “tingly” effort but an effort just the same.
The rest of you are in danger of going on my list. Don’t make me start a list…and don’t make me say CHOP, CHOP again. I have a list I keep at work on Monday through Friday. I don’t like to make this list and I don’t like why I have to make this list but it has become necessary. Certain coworkers check with me every Friday to see if they have managed to keep off of this list and they are very grateful if they have. This list has a name and I hope I don’t have to employ a similar one here. I’m going to leave it at that and sit back and let y’all do the right thing.
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The spanking list thingy kinda kick started my tingly nerve, but no real attempt at entertainment directed to and for me.
I know you can’t see it but I’m shaking my head….and scratching my right shin which seems to be engulfed in what I think may be psoriasis. I’m scratching because it itches. I’m shaking my head because I’m disappointed.
poor Hawk.
Poor, poor Hawk.
I know you can’t see it but I’m shaking my head….and scratching my right shin which seems to be engulfed in what I think may be psoriasis. I’m scratching because it itches. I’m shaking my head because I’m disappointed.
poor Hawk.
Poor, poor Hawk.
Maybe…
Don’t do it! Don’t list me!!! Nooooooooooooooo
did I say I’d had an mri on cranky shoulder?? My GP called on Mother’s Day, said it’s the worst shoulder mri he’s ever seen. Tears and retraction and more ohh my! Appt tomorrow with ortho doc…
I have to wear it too.
Michelle makes us all tshirts for each team he’s on.
so far, Mudhens, Yankees, Red Sox.
OUCH.
Have you tried a sling and a fifth of bourbon?
Could probably even skip the sling if you want. And tip that fifth with your good arm.
Yes, yes…Poor, poor, poor Hawkie
poor, poor me.
You’re a mudhen….in a good way
Poooooorrrr hawkie
I’m better now.
Not entertained, but better.
Shit brick fences of Melbourne
Look, I know he isn't the fastest worker but he turned up twice last week and on almost half those occasions he was wearing pants. Pic. Tobaccy Chan.
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Fart at Freddie……
he’s dead.
Lol Hawkie
Yes please, do that. Loudly and smellyly
Only because you farted in his general direction…
You're my full thickness tear, grannySaw doc, I’m gonna live.
but I do have full thickness tear, hope to fix this summer.
I think my endocrinologist is hot for me.
She said my numbers looked good.
She said my numbers looked good.
that's what she said
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My numbers look good as well, like 34 is a very good number. It could be better and will be better every day. As in the number of days until I retire...
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30 June is my last day.
And fuck Wisconsin BTW.
We can also add fuck Amarillo...
That's where I've been working the last couple of months...
Thunder storms all last week which turns dirt roads into mud and mud sucks to drive in.
Mud is only good for pits with girls to wrestle in it... wearing thongs...
america has too many places
know how many states australia has?
neither do i. But much less than 50
i think we have 8 including territories, which are like mini states. If an australian place resembles main usa, it's a territory
maybe 5 or 6 states
and most of it is desert
i struggle to fuck so many places
know how many states australia has?
neither do i. But much less than 50
i think we have 8 including territories, which are like mini states. If an australian place resembles main usa, it's a territory
maybe 5 or 6 states
and most of it is desert
i struggle to fuck so many places
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But we do need to say "Fuck the Cold Toasties" just because they dared to beat your doggies... 'nuff said
There are 7 earthquake songs?
Lots like I feel the earth move, under my feet
Of course your numbers are great
Yay gophy!
What he said!
Lol…