Redheaded Stepchildren

[Merbear]

Grannybears? I've been thinking

All this getting sick? Shingles, rotator cuffs, pneumonia? I don't think that it is a very good hobby...

Maybe you could take up bowling instead? Or darts, or crochet?

You’re right again doggie
i took up Bunco last night, so so fun!
I would end up hurting someone or me with bowling or darts

 

[Merbear]

Christian McCaffery is my hero

 

[DogMan]

Christian McCaffery is my hero

I agree. I have that particular running back as #1 for the MVP

Or something...

 

[DogMan]

I was walking up the driveway when a neighbour said "Hello" in a cheery way

Why is life so cruel?

 

[gopher_byrd]

I was walking up the driveway when a neighbour said "Hello" in a cheery way

Could be your neighbor knows you have influence at Betty's and they were looking for some free passes...

 

[DogMan]

Could be your neighbor knows you have influence at Betty's and they were looking for some free passes...

She probably did

I don't think even dirty Betty's is low enough for Carrum Downs locals though

 

[DogMan]

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[DogMan]

goodnight knuckles

chaos is-a bowl game between a middle order PAC12 team and a middle BIG10 team

i so understood what i just said

 

[Hawkizefan]

Forecast for Christmas Eve/Christmas day…..rain.
hell yeah…..rain.
Dear snow, kiss my butt.

 

[Merbear]

We have warm rain when we need cold storms for snow up high…

 

[DogMan]

have already seen some official looking people fossicking around the old discarded year pile

i hope if they recycle, it's a good year

 

[DogMan]

ravens game is a worry

49ers are better offensively. Ravens stronger in defence

11-3 both teams

my understanding of that google summary is that the 9ers do like in the video, and ravens say "am not. Your mum is"

 

[Merbear]

49ers are better on both offense and defense!
so there!

 

[Hawkizefan]

ravens game is a worry

49ers are better offensively. Ravens stronger in defence

11-3 both teams

my understanding of that google summary is that the 9ers do like in the video, and ravens say "am not. Your mum is"

Oh my god….I think I peed my pants…lol

 

[DogMan]

Oh my god….I think I peed my pants…lol

*sniff, sniff*

sorry, i just lost my composure

 

[Hawkizefan]

*sniff, sniff*

sorry, i just lost my composure

That movie was academy award worthy.
lines such as…go away before I taunt you a second time….and your father smelled of elderberries….and of course…you silly English kanigit…
it just doesn’t get any better.
run away….

 

[DogMan]

That movie was academy award worthy.
lines such as…go away before I taunt you a second time….and your father smelled of elderberries….and of course…you silly English kanigit…
it just doesn’t get any better.
run away….

it was funded by george harrison, i think

or maybe life of brian was

they wanted real horses, but couldn't afford them. And the resulting improvisation is gold

 

[Hawkizefan]

it was funded by george harrison, i think

or maybe life of brian was

they wanted real horses, but couldn't afford them. And the resulting improvisation is gold

I tried repeatedly to get my wife to watch it, telling how hilarious it is and she finally agreed to watch.
movie begins…you hear ”horse hoofs” clopping….and here they come over the rise, no horses, and a guy clopping coconuts together.
she got up and left.
her lose.

 

[DogMan]

this is aussie christmas song

the lyrics are obviously not the usual carol material

 

[DogMan]

I tried repeatedly to get my wife to watch it, telling how hilarious it is and she finally agreed to watch.
movie begins…you hear ”horse hoofs” clopping….and here they come over the rise, no horses, and a guy clopping coconuts together.
she got up and left.
her lose.

my sister hated MP

until she had been working as a nurse for a few years and i showed her the machine that goes ping

she said management is just like in the clip

 

[Hawkizefan]

my sister hated MP

until she had been working as a nurse for a few years and i showed her the machine that goes ping

she said management is just like in the clip

Machines that go ping
knights that say Neep
classic

 

[Hawkizefan]

When i was a teenager Monty python’s flying circus was on every Sunday night.
me and my 2 best buds would watch it every week.
I don’t want to say that’s why my brain does the things it does but I’m sure there is some correlation between the flying circus and my minor bat shit craziness.


not that there’s anything wrong with that

 

[DogMan]

this tinsel thong is chafing

 

[Hawkizefan]

this tinsel thong is chafing

Why are there only 2 bulbs hanging on that tree?



Nevermind..
Not bulbs...

 

[DogMan]

Why are there only 2 bulbs hanging on that tree?



Nevermind..
Not bulbs...

are bulbs the orb shaped ornaments?

we say baubles

 

[Hawkizefan]

are bulbs the orb shaped ornaments?

we say baubles

Yes...orb shaped.
And your baubles need a shave.

 

[DogMan]

Good night knuckles

Worried about the ravens

 

[Merbear]

Love you funny guys

 

[keithu2]

Love you funny guys

Don’t forget to check your baubles.


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[DogMan]

Love you funny guys

Pics or it isn't true

Fat bastard due anytime now

Pretty sure you, keif and gopher are on the naughty list

 

[gopher_byrd]

Pretty sure you, keif and gopher are on the naughty list

I'm as pure as the driven snow...

 

[Hawkizefan]

I'm as pure as the driven snow...

I want everyone to notice that I am not on that list.

NICE LIST: DogMan, Hawkizefan

NAUGHTY LIST: everybody else

Suck it peasants. All the toys belong to me and Dog.

 

[keithu2]

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[DogMan]

Pouring rain

So kept DogMum home. Which meant humaning

They had take away for lunch. The quiche and Barramundi was dinner after they left

Buggered

I blame Huddy

 

[gopher_byrd]

 

[DogMan]

i bet granny is so high on the naughty list that santa reclaimed possessions from her

 

[keithu2]

Merry Christmas!

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[DogMan]

lots of comments that not being in the 90s F is not very festive, so doesn't feel like xmas

 

[Hawkizefan]

Ho ho ho…


thats Not to be festive…just calling all y’all a ho.

58 yesterday.
ice and snow today.
But I am cooking a 10lb prime rib so I got that going for me.


merry Christmas to my redheaded family.

 

[DogMan]

Ho ho ho…


thats Not to be festive…just calling all y’all a ho.

3x "Ho"

1. Granny
2. Gopher
3. Keif

I'm still on the nice list

 

[Hawkizefan]

3x "Ho"

1. Granny
2. Gopher
3. Keif

I'm still on the nice list

You’re a schnoozle

 

[DogMan]

Nobody is really giving adequate sympathy for how buggered I am

 

[gopher_byrd]

Poor buggered dogie...

 

[DogMan]

Poor buggered dogie...

yes

and handsome doggie

poor doggie

 

[DogMan]

Happy birfday to keif
Happy birfday to keif
Happy birfday to keeeeeeiiiiiiiffffff
Happy birfday to keif

Hip hip
Hooray
Hip hip
Hooray
Hip hip
Hooray

 

[Hawkizefan]

Happy birfday to keif
Happy birfday to keif
Happy birfday to keeeeeeiiiiiiiffffff
Happy birfday to keif

Hip hip
Hooray
Hip hip
Hooray
Hip hip
Hooray

Another one?
Didn’t he just have a birthday like a year ago?
If he keeps adding them on like this he’ll catch up to grannybears before we know it.



or he’ll catch up to gopher.

 

[Hawkizefan]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY POI BOI

 

[gopher_byrd]

Back to the future Doggy, Keif's BD is tomorrow. Still Boxing day here.

 

[DogMan]

Back to the future Doggy, Keif's BD is tomorrow. Still Boxing day here.

a knuckly birthday always begins 00:00am australian eastern time and ends 00:00pm hawaii time

pretty good deal

 

[Hawkizefan]

Back to the future Doggy, Keif's BD is tomorrow. Still Boxing day here.

a knuckly birthday always begins 00:00am australian eastern time and ends 00:00pm hawaii time

pretty good deal

Soooo…..
is poi Boi old or not?