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Hawkizefan

Hawkizefan

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DogMan said:
what is B1G? (Other than "What She said" which it def is)

formerly Big10 or 12 or something (Also what she said)
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It’s big10…….but it now has 18…..but big18 doesn’t roll off the tongue as eloquently…..probably going to add 2 more then advertise it as the big20…twice as good as the big10.

Fuck nebraska, Wisconsin, a couple others, Huddy, broccoli, pokes in the eye and nut punches.
Freddie’s still dead…..that’s what I said. And Bigfoot is real.
 
DogMan

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Hawkizefan said:
It’s big10…….but it now has 18…..but big18 doesn’t roll off the tongue as eloquently…..probably going to add 2 more then advertise it as the big20…twice as good as the big10.

Fuck nebraska, Wisconsin, a couple others, Huddy, broccoli, pokes in the eye and nut punches.
Freddie’s still dead…..that’s what I said. And Bigfoot is real.
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Does this mean that in 20 years from now, there will be some resulting grudge Match with granny's pac12 team?

Gnight
 
DogMan

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brisbane lions won the AFL grand final

lions is where josh dunkley turn coated to a few years ago

just because he was excess to our midfield needs, and he had to play in his non preferred roles to keep his spot... he acts like he can just pack up and leave

bastard
 
DogMan

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Hawkizefan said:
“A” for the rapid reply.
“C+” for entertainment value.
I don’t feel you put your whole heart and soul into that.
Please try again with gusto and feeling.

And keep in mind that I’m on edge today hoping my BRAVES can blind squirrel a wild card birth for the playoffs.
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Rapid reply starts with R not A
Entertainment starts with E not C

I still wubz you. Even if you are not very good at spelling
 
Merbear

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Hawkizefan said:
It’s big10…….but it now has 18…..but big18 doesn’t roll off the tongue as eloquently…..probably going to add 2 more then advertise it as the big20…twice as good as the big10.

Fuck nebraska, Wisconsin, a couple others, Huddy, broccoli, pokes in the eye and nut punches.
Freddie’s still dead…..that’s what I said. And Bigfoot is real.
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You’re almost perfect 😊
 
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keithu2

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Merbear said:
Then why ARE you in such high demand and aggressively sought after???
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Simple , his incredible good looks, physique and intellect.
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Hawkizefan

Hawkizefan

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DogMan said:
it's ok

absolutely no pressure to heap praise on me for mowing on wednesday

you can if you want to. But absolutely zero pressure

i'm easy either way

can take it or leave it

i have honestly barely thought about the lack of compliments at all

nigh nighs
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I’m in awe.
AWE I tell you.
The unmowing have no idea what we go through. And it doesn’t matter if it’s acres or a few small square feet, it’s an ominous chore. The job itself is daunting but the prep work before you even begin is a job in itself. Checking gas/oil, picking up the trash prior to mowing can be a big undertaking. Heck, picking out my mowing thong and properly greasing up to be able to slip that bad boy on usually takes the better part of an hour.

You’re my hero.
A lawn mowing god.
You are the Dogmower. Keeping it trimmed down under.
(I borrowed that line from a razor ad)
 
DogMan

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Hawkizefan said:
I’m in awe.
AWE I tell you.
The unmowing have no idea what we go through. And it doesn’t matter if it’s acres or a few small square feet, it’s an ominous chore. The job itself is daunting but the prep work before you even begin is a job in itself. Checking gas/oil, picking up the trash prior to mowing can be a big undertaking. Heck, picking out my mowing thong and properly greasing up to be able to slip that bad boy on usually takes the better part of an hour.

You’re my hero.
A lawn mowing god.
You are the Dogmower. Keeping it trimmed down under.
(I borrowed that line from a razor ad)
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I think that the younger generation trim down under. Which seems like an awful lot of effort for very little if any benefit
 
DogMan

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Merbear said:
I get to watch baseball allllll daaaaaayy.
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i hope that your team do the thing with the bat, but avoid that thing with the ball

especially if you are playing the dodgers or their little league sacremento equivalent

brisket was good. Dunno what one hint of flavour was, but it worked. I'll never recreate that since i have nfi
 
Merbear

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DogMan said:
i hope that your team do the thing with the bat, but avoid that thing with the ball

especially if you are playing the dodgers or their little league sacremento equivalent

brisket was good. Dunno what one hint of flavour was, but it worked. I'll never recreate that since i have nfi
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Nfi...thats me in the kitchen 🤣🤣🤣
 
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