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Hawkizefan

Hawkizefan

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Damn knuckles.....
I'm not entertained.
Somebody entertain me.
And don't mention my big game CHOKEYES........choke it in football, baseball....etc.....
Every time we have a chance to earn some respect.....we piss it down our leg.
Soooo......entertain me knowing I've got a big bug up my ass.


Edit for Rooboy....bug up my ass isn't like down under.....we Muricans can sleep without fearing actual bugs taking up residence in ones nether regions. :D

Just messing with you ....entertain me. I'm bored.
 
Hawkizefan

Hawkizefan

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70414 said:
Humidity is an ass kicker.
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I've got your humidity right here!!!!!!

(You have to imagine the gyrations I'm going through when I say "right here"....without that, this doesn't make much sense.)

How bout you entertain me 70414?????
I'm mostly harmless and totally the epitome of what you've been told to avoid....but I've got some awesome references in this forum that might vouch for me......


Edit.....probably taking liberties with the vouching thing.....don't care.
 
Hawkizefan

Hawkizefan

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2pak2zero said:
I just saw the score a bit ago. Looks like they damn near pulled it out.
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Dammit....it was close.
Down 3 in the 8th.....big rally and tied it.....then some good OL fashioned HAWKEYE leg pissin.....
I really should pick a new team.



Naw.....love my HAWKS. They gave it a whirl. They exceeded all expectations.
Love the coach....young team....sophomores for the most part. The future looks pretty good.
I've got nothing else to hang my hat on.
 
Taki

Taki

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Hawkizefan said:
Damn knuckles.....
I'm not entertained.
Somebody entertain me.
And don't mention my big game CHOKEYES........choke it in football, baseball....etc.....
Every time we have a chance to earn some respect.....we piss it down our leg.
Soooo......entertain me knowing I've got a big bug up my ass.


Edit for Rooboy....bug up my ass isn't like down under.....we Muricans can sleep without fearing actual bugs taking up residence in ones nether regions. :D

Just messing with you ....entertain me. I'm bored.
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Come to Cali and watch people "drive" when the power is out. That traffic signal that's out? Should be a four way stop right? Nah, guys next to me took it as a green light all the way.

Sent from my SM-N910V using Tapatalk
 
Hawkizefan

Hawkizefan

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always9988 said:
That better my dear?
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Better......
And maybe I'm just being picky.....
Think the key word was slutier......

I'm just being difficult tonight. I need hugs and some of those secret "don't tell anybody" hugs that the Swede is famous for. "Secret" hugs and knitting lessons......................that's what I need. And dirty feet porn......and ice cream.....
 
always9988

always9988

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Hawkizefan said:
Better......
And maybe I'm just being picky.....
Think the key word was slutier......

I'm just being difficult tonight. I need hugs and some of those secret "don't tell anybody" hugs that the Swede is famous for. "Secret" hugs and knitting lessons......................that's what I need. And dirty feet porn......and ice cream.....
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Damn just when id forgotten about the knitting

I'll tell the swede to throw in extra leg wraps for you
 
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keithu2

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Hawkizefan said:
Better......
And maybe I'm just being picky.....
Think the key word was slutier......

I'm just being difficult tonight. I need hugs and some of those secret "don't tell anybody" hugs that the Swede is famous for. "Secret" hugs and knitting lessons......................that's what I need. And dirty feet porn......and ice cream.....
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No more secret stuff for you . . . . :kickbutt:



. . . but since I like you, I will give you a swedish handshake or two . . . . .. . :giggle:
 
Merbear

Merbear

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Hawkizefan said:
Damn knuckles.....
I'm not entertained.
Somebody entertain me.
And don't mention my big game CHOKEYES........choke it in football, baseball....etc.....
Every time we have a chance to earn some respect.....we piss it down our leg.
Soooo......entertain me knowing I've got a big bug up my ass.


Edit for Rooboy....bug up my ass isn't like down under.....we Muricans can sleep without fearing actual bugs taking up residence in ones nether regions. :D

Just messing with you ....entertain me. I'm bored.
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Poor Hawkie. Poor, poor Hawkie:(
Aaaaand...watch out tomorrow, the GIANTS ARE COMIN'
 
Hawkizefan

Hawkizefan

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I'm going to spend my holiday cutting shiplap for dummies.
Here's how my day will be....

Him: I'm a veteran. What special stuff are you giving me today?
Me: I won't spit on the back of your shirt when you turn around or call you a dumbass!
Where did you serve? Afghanistan or the like?
Him: San Diego. It was tough!
Me: WOW!!! Thanks for your amazing sacrifice. Nice tan. Please shoot yourself when you leave.

I may be going into my work day with a slightly bad attitude.
Anybody got a problem with that?
 
DogMan

DogMan

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ever have the kind of cranky day, where you hope something you do today ruins someone else's day? and then they do a grumpy act that ruins someone else's day? and so on...

i'm quite cranky, i don't want to ruin any knuckle days, but maybe i can visit the regulated non squonk box mod room and spread the "love" :tantrum:
 
always9988

always9988

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DogMan said:
ever have the kind of cranky day, where you hope something you do today ruins someone else's day? and then they do a grumpy act that ruins someone else's day? and so on...

i'm quite cranky, i don't want to ruin any knuckle days, but maybe i can visit the regulated non squonk box mod room and spread the "love" :tantrum:
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Yes I feel the crankies. Been there done that. Sorry doggy
 
always9988

always9988

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DogMan said:
thanks always

did you catch up to spring yet? since it is all but summer there now

i still have boxes i haven't unpacked after my move 4.5 years ago
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I'm staring at the rest of the boxes I need to take to the garage for now. Glaring. Occasionally swearing or flipping the at them. Why won't they just go on their own?

I think spring happens this week. We've been near 90 for several days so it's time for spring about now. On the plus side got some sun lines and got to play in the pool lol
 
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keithu2

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DogMan said:
ever have the kind of cranky day, where you hope something you do today ruins someone else's day? and then they do a grumpy act that ruins someone else's day? and so on...

i'm quite cranky, i don't want to ruin any knuckle days, but maybe i can visit the regulated non squonk box mod room and spread the "love" :tantrum:
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go for it!!!

i'm still at work waiting for our "all star" driver to finish his run . . . .. :wait:
 
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