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Redheaded Stepchildren
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It’s a curse.
I can’t help it. It just happens…like the wind and the rain.
More of a blessing than a curse really.
Today was warm. Tomorrow I take inventory of the mowing thongs.
Ive been eyeballing a new one called the Black Panther. Sleek, with a 3’ silky tail.
stunning and every bit as dangerous as its namesake.
See what you've done? Granny and gopher have been unconscious for days from horniness
Like I said…
It’s a curse/blessing.
Maybe they’re getting their mowers and trimmers running so they can come and take care of my yard
Everybody can come out.
Yard is mowed.
Yard is mowed.
I'm 3/4 through cleaning my moka pot
gopher_byrd
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Sticks head out of gopher hole. Glad that mower thing has finally left...
I saw you hiding behind the lilac bush while I was mowing. Thanks for the help.
Whatcha think of the Black Panther mowing thong?
Grrrrrrrrr….right?
I got a little lightheaded and tingly myself!
Stop tingling yourself
Still tingly…..and loving it.
Invigorating isn’t it?
I wonder….
Do you think they get tingly down under?
Do you think they get tingly down under, down under?
Do you think they get tingly down under?
Do you think they get tingly down under, down under?
Down under is nothing short of throbbing, with the tingling discussion
Is it clockwise or counterclockwise?
AND….????….
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It looks like we may need to get a search party going. Anything could happen in the grannybear wing. Poor, poor doggie.
That’ll teach sis for liking the blues.
Who in their right mind would like the blues.
Dispicable.
Me thinks it’s all part of a down under plan.
Im guessing the tingly meter is pegged and grannybears is the reason why.
Well…her wing is the reason why.
Hope it’s coming along well
Damn right he didn’t!
What’s barramundi?Mothers day
36 hour bone broth
Apple pie
Barramundi from the fish and chips shop
Happy day granny
Fish?
Hell no he didn’t.
That candy bar isn’t even about him.
I think it’s safe to say that Babe Ruth was an overrated loser.
Amiright?
Probably a hucking fusker fan too.
When you’re right you’re right.
damn hucking fusker!
See…you get it.
Hucking fuskers ruin everything for everybody.
Your new wing at Dirty Betty’s gave Dog terminal tingly and something called barramundi. He’ll probably need a shot.
the grannybears wing gives out free shots of viagra. And i still couldn't cope
In a shot glass or a syringe?
I just got done playing with a syringe. I like to play dangerously and live on the edge. My new pancreas and accessories were really,REALLY overthought.
Filling a new cartridge with insulin and installing in my pump requires a degree in science and math. Shooting in a new infusion and hooking up to the pump is a mechanical engineering feat. 5 minute gig on my old pump….15 on the new one. Sooo many unnecessary steps that are required.
Hucking fuskers. That’s all I got to say about it.
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You know they did that just to huck with you... Hucking Fuskers are like that.
Shot glass sounds more fun
He is a kid sooo….sure. Cody is a goat.
I miss goat. Think somebody ate him.
