Redheaded Stepchildren

[DogMan]

3.8. I spit on 3.8
i laugh at 3.8
ha 3.8

it scared the shit out of my parrots

 

[DogMan]

I had wondered what attracted the oyster catcher and eleventy pacific gulls. Until I saw huge discarded fish heads

The gulls appeared to gesture that there was plenty of fish heads to go around. If I was interested

 

[DogMan]

They are now reporting on 2.2 after shocks

 

[DogMan]

i had a very long day

buggered

grumpy

if i see any dodgers or fuskers (who i would 100% recognise with my expertise) they'd better watch out

 

[gopher_byrd]

They are now reporting on 2.2 after shocks

2.2 pfffft

2.2 is like a truck driving by

 

[DogMan]

mum had home help here today

the first thing mel said to me was "did you feel the earthquake?"

which started a discussion between us about "the big one 2 years ago" which was around 3

 

[DogMan]

stood on it

come at me

i'm froggy

 

[DogMan]

bloody forum

i feel like the bork softened my threatening tone

 

[DogMan]

goodnight, knuckles

i'll just go to sleep all unfulfilled and empty inside

don't mind me

i'll be ok

lonely is a state of mind

 

[Hawkizefan]

goodnight, knuckles

i'll just go to sleep all unfulfilled and empty inside

don't mind me

i'll be ok

lonely is a state of mind

Hang in there.
Major earth movement can be discombobulating.
And you’re never alone

 

[glowplug]

Don’t do it! Don’t list me!!! Nooooooooooooooo

did I say I’d had an mri on cranky shoulder?? My GP called on Mother’s Day, said it’s the worst shoulder mri he’s ever seen. Tears and retraction and more ohh my! Appt tomorrow with ortho doc…

I have heard the same thing about my knees and shoulders. Told the doc I am too young for replacement -only 68-. I believe he may be still shaking his head.

 

[DogMan]

I have heard the same thing about my knees and shoulders. Told the doc I am too young for replacement -only 68-. I believe he may be still shaking his head.

Hi glowiest

There can be a fine line between too young for surgery and too old for general anaesthetic

I base this largely on my 70 year old mum

 

[DogMan]

Granny will be the only one who knows why we, as a knuckle community, love kokk for the time being

 

[Merbear]

i had a very long day

buggered

grumpy

if i see any dodgers or fuskers (who i would 100% recognise with my expertise) they'd better watch out

I believe you!
they better stay out of Doggie’s way

 

[Merbear]

mum had home help here today

the first thing mel said to me was "did you feel the earthquake?"

which started a discussion between us about "the big one 2 years ago" which was around 3

Aww god you’re making me laugh.

 

[Merbear]

I have heard the same thing about my knees and shoulders. Told the doc I am too young for replacement -only 68-. I believe he may be still shaking his head.

Hi Glowiest
I’ll be 67

 

[Merbear]

Granny will be the only one who knows why we, as a knuckle community, love kokk for the time being

Granny is confused???

 

[Merbear]

 

[Merbear]

MY HUDDY

 

[gopher_byrd]

I’ll be 67

67 in less than a month for me. Retiring will be my bday present.

 

[Hawkizefan]

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Turncoat bastard.

 

[DogMan]

Granny is confused???

 

[DogMan]

MY HUDDY

Well yeah. I totally knew that before you said that

 

[DogMan]

i'm still upset, after seeing huddy

it was triggering. And brought back a flood of memories of that incident which i totally remember and know about

 

[DogMan]

See!

Huddy shows up, then my filling fell out

 

[Hawkizefan]

See!

Huddy shows up, then my filling fell out

That bastard. He’ll stop at nothing.
no morals.
No compassion.
NO SENSE OF LOYALTY!!!!!!!!
Disgusting…..totally and utterly disgusting.

 

[DogMan]

That bastard. He’ll stop at nothing.
no morals.
No compassion.
NO SENSE OF LOYALTY!!!!!!!!
Disgusting…..totally and utterly disgusting.

yes

given that i only just brushed my teeth about 2 months ago-it is clearly absolutely no fault of my own

 

[Hawkizefan]

yes

given that i only just brushed my teeth about 2 months ago-it is clearly absolutely no fault of my own

Absolutely.
Its not your fault.
Huddy……that damn..Huddy.
Bastard.
People, everywhere, suffering because of him. Something needs to be done about it.

 

[DogMan]

dogs lost

kokk flopped

i hate it when my aussie kokk flops

g'night

 

[Hawkizefan]

dogs lost

kokk flopped

i hate it when my aussie kokk flops

g'night


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You could cheer for our HAWKEYE baseball team playing game 2 in the regionals. They won game 1 yesterday and are looking to get to Omaha for the college World Series. I know you totally understand all of that and probably have your game day snacks ready to go. Come by if you like. I’m smoking/grilling Huli-Huli chicken.

 

[Merbear]

i'm still upset, after seeing huddy

it was triggering. And brought back a flood of memories of that incident which i totally remember and know about

i'm still upset, after seeing huddy

it was triggering. And brought back a flood of memories of that incident which i totally remember and know about

Triggering flood
poor poor Doggie

 

[Merbear]

That bastard. He’ll stop at nothing.
no morals.
No compassion.
NO SENSE OF LOYALTY!!!!!!!!
Disgusting…..totally and utterly disgusting.

But…but…but so cute

 

[Merbear]

dogs lost

kokk flopped

i hate it when my aussie kokk flops

g'night


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Quit it with your damn floppin’ Aussie Kokk.
who I totally know who he is.

 

[Merbear]

You could cheer for our HAWKEYE baseball team playing game 2 in the regionals. They won game 1 yesterday and are looking to get to Omaha for the college World Series. I know you totally understand all of that and probably have your game day snacks ready to go. Come by if you like. I’m smoking/grilling Huli-Huli chicken.

Go Hawkeyes!!
get to Omaha!!’

 

[DogMan]

hawkeyes apparently lost to harrison ford

poor hawkie

 

[DogMan]

Quit it with your damn floppin’ Aussie Kokk.
who I totally know who he is.

sorry

poor doggie

i'm fond of my kokk

 

[DogMan]

Good night, knuckles

It is cold

Don't know why winter

 

[DogMan]

Is gopher lined up for the grannybears wing opening? I heard that the queue is 2 miles around the corner

 

[gopher_byrd]

Is gopher lined up for the grannybears wing opening? I heard that the queue is 2 miles around the corner

I'll wait for the crowd to die down, if it ever does... Still got two more travel weeks... T-26 and counting...

 

[Merbear]

What crowd,
and yay goph, we’re counting with you

 

[DogMan]

I'll wait for the crowd to die down, if it ever does... Still got two more travel weeks... T-26 and counting...

i hope that you are reminding colleagues daily of your impending freedom

 

[DogMan]

i emailed the dentist to ask if i am allowed to keep my tongue fidget toy (cavity) as is for a while, or if i need emergency bloody waiting room time

 

[DogMan]

so quiet

i'm wearing a raspberry flavoured, edible thong. If anybody is interested?

 

[DogMan]

No takers?

Tough crowd

 

[DogMan]

You know dogs chasing their tail?

This trying to eat my own thong

 

[DogMan]

don't worry

i'm not offended at all

 

[Hawkizefan]

so quiet

i'm wearing a raspberry flavoured, edible thong. If anybody is interested?

Very interested…except for ratsberry.
Got a blueberry?

 

[Hawkizefan]

You know dogs chasing their tail?

This trying to eat my own thong

That’s why I switched to tailed thongs. not only do you get to chase and catch, but you get the elegance of a flowing **** tail or black leopard, tiger, alley cat, monkey..etc. Thinking of delving into the aquatic tail realm. Striped bass and yellow fin tuna are intriguing but sitting could be an adventure.

 

[Hawkizefan]

don't worry

i'm not offended at all

I’ve never tried to offend you










As far as you know.

 

[DogMan]

Very interested…except for ratsberry.
Got a blueberry?

let me check

mulberry, boysenberry, orange (giants logo), peach or vanilla