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Yes. They are! But Chicken Fries are fucking fire!
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Hiya hank
Full of it today and no one to take it out on
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Today? lol
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Just because you have a fucking opinion on everything, doesn't mean you HAVE TO fucking share it.
Happy Saturday?
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that looks like a comfy way to surf VU
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so shutup already
Allright, who want's a fat lip?
Get those lemons out of there and I willHI VU
EAT THIS SHIT!!
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oh damn I would so eat that shitHI VU
EAT THIS SHIT!!
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So this happened.
A homeowner and me.
Me: "Since we'll have your bedroom ceiling removed, this would be a great time to think about that ceiling fan you've been wanting."
Her: "I hate LEDs. They look too bright and they're ugly."
Me: "OK. Well, there are alternatives if you want a fan with lights."
Her: "Our Christmas tree looked horrible this year with LEDs."
Me: "But you still want a ceiling fan, correct? For the air circulation?"
Her: "I don't want an LED anywhere on this property."
A homeowner and me.
Me: "Since we'll have your bedroom ceiling removed, this would be a great time to think about that ceiling fan you've been wanting."
Her: "I hate LEDs. They look too bright and they're ugly."
Me: "OK. Well, there are alternatives if you want a fan with lights."
Her: "Our Christmas tree looked horrible this year with LEDs."
Me: "But you still want a ceiling fan, correct? For the air circulation?"
Her: "I don't want an LED anywhere on this property."
Wtf wrong with HER
CRAZY BITCH
People supplying answers to questions I never asked.
This might be a New Thing.
My wife and I have an agreement. Something can be a Thing if it happens three times. (Unless it's a toddler in the back seat of a car finding a loaded gun and shooting the mom in the back. That only needs to happen twice. It's already a Thing for 2016.)
So, did she go for the built in vacuum system?
No kidding. Here's how that conversation would play out...
Me: So here's your 10 cases of incandescent light bulbs you want to stockpile. That will be $1,096.
Her: I can't lift my vacuum up the stairs anymore. My cats are calicos.
Me: Well, this would be a great time to get a central vacuum system, since the walls will be bare.
Her: My uterus fell out.
She's... She's allowed out alone?
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Hi Arty!
Bird swears it's the full moon.
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A massive influx of "new talent"
I think they need to be voted off the island.
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I know you need to spend some more damn time on the island!!
I read more than I comment lately. I'm a mess.
Gotta love the last lap pile ups of restrictor plate races.
evil hell bitch
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satan lost a puppy
I stand corrected. Evil Hell Bitch spawn.
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that sounds about right
Sadly, this is a long-existing "thing." This week I'm already up to:
"No, it's a decorative ladybug sculpture that disappeared about the time I started having problems!" in response to "Why did you flush a ceramic Christmas ornament down the toilet?" after disassembling a tenant's shitter.
"Yeah, but I really don't need all that extra space, so maybe some people like it but I don't," from a guy who responded to an ad for a station wagon for sale and used this as a bargaining point when trying to beat me up on price following a test drive after declining interest in a same-year, same-model, same-color, same-trim sedan I've also got on offer a few hundred bucks cheaper.
"My aunt won't let me password-protects the wifi and I swear someone next door is signing into my network and making it so my Call of Duty game lags balls," from a tenant about my age (mid-thirties, who lives with his aunt in the spare bedroom) whose unit I'm inspecting for an electrical problem, finding he has two power bars plugged into a single outlet powering a LCD TV better than the one in my living room, a Playstation, Xbox, mini refrigerator, microwave, lava lamp, and fish tank, among other things.
Actually, I guess none of these things have anything to do with your post. They're just what's pissed me off this week, so I'm Saying It Here.
Hi ej
Hi alwaysHi ej
How's ur Sunday going?
It's going. Hope yours is good
I'm good thanks for asking
Just watching NBA PLAYOFFS and practicing new coils, cleaning all my TANKS...
