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Holy crap, I think you pretty much just nailed it for everyone on the forum's frustration with asshats for at least a week. I don't know why, but I feel like you vented for me, and this post actually makes ME feel better.<<<---- Not directed at anyone here
FUCK YOU, YOU COLOSSAL HYPOCRITE. YOU NASTY, LYING, TWATWAFFLE SEEPING INFECTED CUNT !! IF THE PURGE WAS A REAL THING, I'D LIKE NOTHING BETTER THAN TO PUNCH YOU AS HARD AS I COULD IN YOUR FACE.
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And you did it well!This is the only place I can vent.... I feel better now.
that's for my honey, though. Her, not you. 
I actually worded it out in my head while I was out and about today....
Had to get my phrasing just right. 
I'm gladHoly crap, I think you pretty much just nailed it for everyone on the forum's frustration with asshats for at least a week. I don't know why, but I feel like you vented for me, and this post actually makes ME feel better.
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Thank you
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I'm so sorry buddy.
Please tell me that your practiced on a few asshats.I actually worded it out in my head while I was out and about today....
'Tis a shame. I particularly liked Twatwaffle, I'll be using that in with my list of preferred compound word curses like Fuckknuckle, Douchelicker, and Asshammer.I wish!!!
Remind me not to get on your bad side.This is the only place I can vent.... I feel better now.
Screw off you two dollar bottom feeding trash-bag whore
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"Skittles are candy. Refugees are people," said Denise Young, vice-president of corporate affairs for Wrigley America.
"We don't feel it is an appropriate analogy," she added. "We will respectfully refrain from further commentary as anything we say could be misinterpreted as marketing."
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That's actually a smart press release. They said just enough to distance themselves and blamed shameless self-promotion as a reason for keeping their collective mouths shut.
Translation: "All we want to do is make delicious candy. Leave us the fuck out of this nonsense."
Because we all know what good comes out of dragging companies into political and social-justice debates: Nothing.
For example, retails stores have bathrooms, and transgender access is a current hot-button topic that has blown up way out of proportion to the ratio which that access will ever be needed. So this flood of armchair commenters demands that companies take a stand. Companies that try to stay out of it are accused of "refusing to comment" and are called insensitive by both sides. Or the company can come out for it or against it, and get boycotted by both sides.
Target is spending $20 million to essentially shut people up. Because they actually are being boycotted by both sides. They have to outfit their remaining stores (around 15 percent) with single or unisex bathrooms. This, while they have to release sales figures showing that the boycotts might actually be hurting their bottom line. Target doesn't care about any of this. They don't even want to have high-maintenance bathrooms in the first place. They care about profit. They want you to buy their shit and get the fuck out.
Corporations are evil. But something is worse than corporations: Stupid People.
"We don't feel it is an appropriate analogy," she added. "We will respectfully refrain from further commentary as anything we say could be misinterpreted as marketing."
Editorial Alert
That's actually a smart press release. They said just enough to distance themselves and blamed shameless self-promotion as a reason for keeping their collective mouths shut.
Translation: "All we want to do is make delicious candy. Leave us the fuck out of this nonsense."
Because we all know what good comes out of dragging companies into political and social-justice debates: Nothing.
For example, retails stores have bathrooms, and transgender access is a current hot-button topic that has blown up way out of proportion to the ratio which that access will ever be needed. So this flood of armchair commenters demands that companies take a stand. Companies that try to stay out of it are accused of "refusing to comment" and are called insensitive by both sides. Or the company can come out for it or against it, and get boycotted by both sides.
Target is spending $20 million to essentially shut people up. Because they actually are being boycotted by both sides. They have to outfit their remaining stores (around 15 percent) with single or unisex bathrooms. This, while they have to release sales figures showing that the boycotts might actually be hurting their bottom line. Target doesn't care about any of this. They don't even want to have high-maintenance bathrooms in the first place. They care about profit. They want you to buy their shit and get the fuck out.
Corporations are evil. But something is worse than corporations: Stupid People.
Or just drink right out of the bottle to save time...Hiccup!
Partially correct.Now if you had said "Stupid Greedy People" then I could wholeheartedly agree...Cheers!
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Okay when someone in my family passes away, I DON"T NEED TO FUCKING FIND OUT ON GODDAMN FACEBOOK!!!!! And even if You do post it at least tag me so I fucking KNOW!!!! I AM THE GODDAMN GRANDDAUGHTER FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!!! NOT THAT FAKE BITCH YOU TAGGED!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!
I'll miss you Pawpaw
I'll miss you Pawpaw
Okay when someone in my family passes away, I DON"T NEED TO FUCKING FIND OUT ON GODDAMN FACEBOOK!!!!! And even if You do post it at least tag me so I fucking KNOW!!!! I AM THE GODDAMN GRANDDAUGHTER FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!!! NOT THAT FAKE BITCH YOU TAGGED!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!
I'll miss you Pawpaw
I'm really sorry.
Thanks Huck, kinda knew this was coming, but I didn't get a chance to see him before he died. My car couldn't make it an d that was the only way to go there. Lost my Nanny four years ago and lost my daddy 8 years ago... This sucks.
Aww. Been in all those shoes, hon, all of 'em. And yes, it does suck. I bet he, no doubt, knew that you loved him.Thanks Huck, kinda knew this was coming, but I didn't get a chance to see him before he died. My car couldn't make it an d that was the only way to go there. Lost my Nanny four years ago and lost my daddy 8 years ago... This sucks.
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My condolences, celtic. My grandfather was the person I loved best and most, in my young life, and I sadly lost him when I was 24, the first such loss I ever endured, and it was terrible. I still miss him terribly.
Everyone always bitches and moans about Monday, but frankly I think Tuesdays are just as bad if not worse.
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I still miss him terribly.Everyone always bitches and moans about Monday, but frankly I think Tuesdays are just as bad if not worse.
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That's some epic bullshit.
I am so ready for this presidential election shit to be over. I have to stifle my urge to scream "Shut the fuck up you God Damn Idiots" when ever I go into a coffee shop to get my caffeine fix. It's getting harder and harder. Just so damn sick of all the bullshit on all sides. Hip waders would get swamped, you need a hazmat suit and a scuba tank now.....
I suppose I could say "Shut the fuck up you roast beef twat waffles!" but then I might confuse them.
I suppose I could say "Shut the fuck up you roast beef twat waffles!" but then I might confuse them.
Wow...My condolences.Okay when someone in my family passes away, I DON"T NEED TO FUCKING FIND OUT ON GODDAMN FACEBOOK!!!!! And even if You do post it at least tag me so I fucking KNOW!!!! I AM THE GODDAMN GRANDDAUGHTER FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!!! NOT THAT FAKE BITCH YOU TAGGED!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!
I'll miss you Pawpaw
Okay when someone in my family passes away, I DON"T NEED TO FUCKING FIND OUT ON GODDAMN FACEBOOK!!!!! And even if You do post it at least tag me so I fucking KNOW!!!! I AM THE GODDAMN GRANDDAUGHTER FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!!! NOT THAT FAKE BITCH YOU TAGGED!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!
I'll miss you Pawpaw
Sorry Celtic 
Also apparently roast beef twat waffle lives on.. I'm so proud *sniffle*
Sorry I don't tag everyone but thank you so much for the condolences! Love you all 
My latest insult is douchewasher. Courtesy of my 5 year old saying dishwasher wrong.
Because what's lower than a douche? The guy who has to wash the douche
Because what's lower than a douche? The guy who has to wash the douche
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6 days in Ohio and I'm so fuckin done with presidential politics!
Was a better trip than I had hoped for; but goddamnit, the television is the debil! Neither on of those assholes deserve to be the douchewasher at the YMCA, let alone be commander in chief of the largest army in the world.
Was a better trip than I had hoped for; but goddamnit, the television is the debil! Neither on of those assholes deserve to be the douchewasher at the YMCA, let alone be commander in chief of the largest army in the world.
It's like asking if you would like to be shot in the head or the heart, both are going to suck best to choose one and run with it.
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No, best to choose the alternative so that neither of them get it. GARY JOHNSON FOR PRESIDENT!
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That's where I'm leaning. Voting against HIllary in NY no matter who I vote for won't matter anyway.
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I simply refuse to vote for a criminal or a lunatic. I dunno anything much about Johnson, but I know the most important thing: he's neither Clinton nor Trump. It beats abstaining.
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I'm so sorry, Celtic. Same thing happened to my daughter. Her dad's current wife posted it, but no one called her (one of her friends told her after reading it). Then they couldn't go an extra 20 minutes to pick her up for the funeral. I spent 2 hours on the phone reminding her that it wasn't her that's the problem. He lost out, 'cause she's an awesome human being and a ton of fun to be around. I'm sure it's the same with you. And it's their loss. Your PawPaw knew your heart, and I bet he knows the deal.Okay when someone in my family passes away, I DON"T NEED TO FUCKING FIND OUT ON GODDAMN FACEBOOK!!!!! And even if You do post it at least tag me so I fucking KNOW!!!! I AM THE GODDAMN GRANDDAUGHTER FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!!! NOT THAT FAKE BITCH YOU TAGGED!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!
I'll miss you Pawpaw
Thank you! I was the Baby and Paw Paw knew about my troubles. My Aunt who stayed and cared for him is probably wrecked, I don't blame her. It was my adopted sister's BFF who posted it. I'm not on speaking terms with my Sister so that is half the problem. But she can still contact me thru FB like I did when our grandmother on the other side of the family passed.
Thankfully my Paw Paw decided to be cremated and have no ceremony/service so I don't have to be around those people. My family is so screwed up
Fuck your dealership, and FUCK your service department. Fuck you all to hell, you fucking scamming assholes.
I don't care what the price of an oil change is, just be fucking HONEST about it. I don't care that the CUV has to use full synthetic oil, or that it costs more money vs a conventional oil change.
What is unacceptable is:
1 setting the computer to tell me an oil change is due at 3,000 miles, when the reality is, it has to be changed within 7,000 miles. You fucking scam artists are the ones who fiddle fucked with the settings, and you did so hoping people are too fucking dumb to know the difference.
2 Pulling the bait and switch on an oil change. No one, even the salesman, has ever mentioned the oil MUST be synthetic. I'm fine with it, but you assholes mislead me into thinking it was hybrid oil (conventional/syn. blend). You also mislead me about what the costs of an oil change WAS at the service department.
Guess who will NEVER see another dime of my money? Guess who will tell EVERYONE about your shit hole dealership and the scam you like to pull?
Go fuck yourselves with a broken and jagged beer bottle.
I don't care what the price of an oil change is, just be fucking HONEST about it. I don't care that the CUV has to use full synthetic oil, or that it costs more money vs a conventional oil change.
What is unacceptable is:
1 setting the computer to tell me an oil change is due at 3,000 miles, when the reality is, it has to be changed within 7,000 miles. You fucking scam artists are the ones who fiddle fucked with the settings, and you did so hoping people are too fucking dumb to know the difference.
2 Pulling the bait and switch on an oil change. No one, even the salesman, has ever mentioned the oil MUST be synthetic. I'm fine with it, but you assholes mislead me into thinking it was hybrid oil (conventional/syn. blend). You also mislead me about what the costs of an oil change WAS at the service department.
Guess who will NEVER see another dime of my money? Guess who will tell EVERYONE about your shit hole dealership and the scam you like to pull?
Go fuck yourselves with a broken and jagged beer bottle.
