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Let it go bro. You are trying way too hard. LOL
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Anyone is welcome to PM me. But, anyone is welcome to post in the thread as well. I'm not always on to help. I have to do life things, too, like clean the house and mow the lawn 
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I'm not even making an effort, see the difference between me not making an effort and you not making an effort is I can produce an intelligence, accurate argument without trying. You just respond with LOL and Ya buddy. You'd make the Youtube comments section proud.
On a different note, Protovapor is selling DNA200's for $60, wholesale prices get even lower. That's pretty damned cheap for such a good board. If you want to stock up, now is the time. I'm surprised the prices went down, considering the DNA75 isn't a successor to the DNA200, just a board for lower-watt users who like smaller mods. So I guess they're either overstocked or thinking about us. Who cares, get on that shit.
http://www.protovapor.com/product/evolv-dna-200d-retail-box/
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Make sure you leave a floater for effect. Maybe an excessive asparagus piss too?
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I'm a suboxone patient, which is an opiate. Taking opiates every day leads to you shitting out ten pound baseballs, so that would be difficult. Loperamide AKA Immodium, an anti-diarrhea medication, is an opiate, it just doesn't cross the blood-brain barrier. Opiates suck the water out of your bowel, leading to ten pound baseballs coming out of your ass.
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One ten pound baseball has the same amount of tears as reading the FDA's deeming regulations for the first time.
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Trust me, baseball shits are definitely sinkers. They make an audible thud when they hit the bottom of the bowel.
That's the shit right there! Spin and slaps
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Why are we even talking about shit?
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I was gonna say because shit reminded me of Powerman, but that burn is too real. Need to bust out the lidocaine for that.
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On the for real, enough of the e-fist throwing. Let's get back to the amazing Boreas and the fact DNA200's are going for $60 on fucking Protovapor WHY AREN'T YOU ON THAT SHIT NOW?
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Pills ruined my life, suboxone is for addiction maintenance, plus mine comes in nasty tasting sublingual strips.
For real though, $60 DNA200 boards, why are they still in stock?
For real though, $60 DNA200 boards, why are they still in stock?
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I was more in it for the bargain for wholesale pricing, which is better than Evolv's. I've never bought a single board on its own.
Also shipping for me is like $4.
Also shipping for me is like $4.
Seriously dude....
You think an avatar and likes is what gives you worth? You are an insecure arrogant prick. You had it right the first time, ass hole. "Likes" doesn't negate ASS HOLE.
A guy posted legit problems, EJ calls him a fucking troll. I made the observation that that's actually trolling. And since then paragraph after paragraph of you trying to feel better about your self.
In all seriousness, no joking.... You do you, I'll do me. I like a good debate. I think a good argument is sport. If you want to discuss an actual topic, without having to resort to attacking the person, I'm game. If you have noticed I have yet to judge your intelligence by your dick head behavior. You seem to be unwilling or unable to do that. You want to throw jabs all day, talk shit... I'm your Huckleberry.
It's all good... Just 2 retards arguing in the Internet Special Olympics. Just stop beating your chest.... You're still a retard.
But if you seriously want to spew so much venom, and you really can't be civil, no matter what... Then go fuck your self. There is a reason you are a hated asshole on most of the forum. Try not being one. You will get a lot more likes. Scary to think how many dislikes you would have if they gave us the button.
It ends up cheaper than evolv if I order more than 3. If I ordered 8 it would be a very good deal.
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I know all about the 10lb baseballs. I have one word for you: Miralax. You may need 3-4 servings a day, but it saved my poor ass.
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Considering I actually like you, I'll avoid taking that seriously. Ask anyone, if I feel the need to shit on you it means I like you. Fighting is my way of making friends.
Miralax is my entire diet at this point.
You said your a serb right? Cause that makes sense
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Yes, I was born in Serbia and lived there for most of my life before moving to the US.
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I came from Bosnian War era Serbia, where mass graves and genocide was the common theme.
Explains my bright, sunny disposition on most topics.
Explains my bright, sunny disposition on most topics.
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Can't forget the track suits and cheap offbrand Ray Bans.
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One of my parrots had a previous owner from Bosnia and talks with the accent.
I love when new people come over, and Oobie says something. They all jump up and look at each other, and say, "Who said that?"
Then I offhandedly remark, "Oobie is Bosnian."
"You got a bird from Bosnia?!"
Then depending on my mood I either say yes, you know with the war the animals needed rescued, too. Or I explain that Oobie is from Michigan, but her previous owner was Bosnian.
I love when new people come over, and Oobie says something. They all jump up and look at each other, and say, "Who said that?"
Then I offhandedly remark, "Oobie is Bosnian."
"You got a bird from Bosnia?!"
Then depending on my mood I either say yes, you know with the war the animals needed rescued, too. Or I explain that Oobie is from Michigan, but her previous owner was Bosnian.
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Every Bosnian I've come across seems to blame me for the entirety of my people's crimes during the Yugoslav Wars, even though a lot of the alleged crimes never happened or were greatly exaggerated, plus they aren't exactly innocent. There's a lot of infighting between Slavic people, a lot of Slavs consider Bosnian people 'race traitors' for converting to Islam when the Ottoman Empire (The Turks) took over the Baltic region so long ago. Europe is full of a LOT of racism, nationalism and hate that people don't realize. I myself have no issues with Bosnian people, but Russians can kind of get under my skin. Not because they're Russian, just because they tend to hate Serbs and Bosniaks alike. Serbs and Croatians also DO NOT get along most of the time.
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Fun fact, FPSRussia isn't even Russian. His accent is extremely fake and he's been caught on video speaking in a southern accent, plus his name is like Kyle or something.
Also, my full name is Mikhail Ivan Naumov II, just another fun fact. Pronounced: Mick - High - Ale, E-Von, Now-Mauv the second. Jr. isn't really used in Baltic countries.
Also, my full name is Mikhail Ivan Naumov II, just another fun fact. Pronounced: Mick - High - Ale, E-Von, Now-Mauv the second. Jr. isn't really used in Baltic countries.
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You remind me of a friend I have lost track of I used to call Ivan the Terrible. He was Cossack who grew up in Latvia during the Soviet era and was a veteran of their Afghan war.
He was abrasive, blunt and size giant. I didn't like him at first, but he shared an expertise in a field that I have that no one else in the town I live in does.
We ended up being close friends with him and his family. But he moved to Scotland a few years ago and he's not an online type of guy.
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My middle name is actually Ivan. Most people say I-van, but it's pronounced E-von. Most people can't pronounce any part of my name correctly.
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The Bosnian people I know are Muslim. I had quite a few students from Bosnia.
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If you ever want to mess with someone and the toilet has a tank, do an upper decker.
Well shit. Why didn't you just say so dick head? Kevin, by the way. Nice to meet you. And fuck you too.
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Because that's just the kind of asshole I am.
I can help too! I'm good at "flavour mixing" and my beau is an engineer (electrical AND mechanical degrees) ^.~
We got this shit!
Haha! I just had a "flashback" of the Disney Hercules movie ("you wanna buy a sundial?")
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Well, we'll see if you can take it, this is a tough crowd. Mikhail shits ten-pound baseballs like there is no tomorrow and & @haleysdadda farts too much and of course I have the trench coat fetish thing going. You don't really want to see what's behind it. Trust me on that one.
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Well I'm an Electrical Engineer and my degree is bigger than BOTH of his. So fuck him.
A Mechanical Engineer AND an Electrical Engineer? Illuminati confirmed.
In all seriousness Mechanical and Electrical Engineers tend to hate each other, so that's some cognitive dissonance shit that must be going on in his head. Props for having both though.
A Mechanical Engineer AND an Electrical Engineer? Illuminati confirmed.
In all seriousness Mechanical and Electrical Engineers tend to hate each other, so that's some cognitive dissonance shit that must be going on in his head. Props for having both though.
EE and mech..... That's a special kinda crazy right there. Impressive.
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Right? EE's and ME's are like natural born enemies.
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See what I mean. Tough crowd.