Thank you kindly for the gracious offer, but I have gotten it sorted out.
Thanks to Nailz twisting my arm, DeucesJack 's opinon and info that sale was still ongoing, and the Vaporcube site telling me I couldn't have one and daring me to use the Visa that sends text alerts to wife's phone when I use it, I now have a shiny new black Hohmslice on the way.
I threw caution to the wind, placed my Amex that the site didn't like aside, and withdrew the dreaded Visa from my wallet. I typed in the info carefully so as not to upset the delicate balance between my wife's anger and my shinyitis too early.
I stared at the "place order" button with excitement, fear, trepidation, and a modicum of sadistic glee. Then, as if my mouse had a mind of its own, I saw the button depress.
With giddy excitement, barely suppressed by fear, I sat before my computer screen, in full battle rattle, and waited for...........The Call.
I regret that I have but two ass cheeks to give for my vaping obsession.
Thank goodness all orders are final on sale items. Sorry babe. I'll make it up to you this Christmas. I'll get you some earrings that double as e liquid canisters. I know you don't vape, but they're pretty AND functional.