The Parking Lot

[Huckleberried]

Ditto, Kelli, I'm sorry, too. It's pretty scary. I never dated this guy, he worked where I worked at one time, but he was let go. He did ask me out, I had just gone through a divorce, but said no. Shit, I was in no frame of mind for anything at that point. Never suspected anything at all. It was so weird. His sister wanted to know why he had all these weird little things of mine. Stuff I had thrown away at work! It was just garbage basically, one thing had my name on it, so she started questioning the shit outta me. That was how I found out. He had my garbage. >shiver<

 

[kelli]

oh i know. i had no peace in my life for months. always on edge and scared. and it's so frustrating cause there is basically nothing you can do about it!

 

[Huckleberried]

oh i know. i had no peace in my life for months. always on edge and scared. and it's so frustrating cause there is basically nothing you can do about it!

And that's the BS part when it comes to contacting authorities. So many times things could've been prevented for people to only be handed a piece of paper and warning?! That's bullshit.

 

[MoFo]

Oh whatever, you ladies asked for it. With your womanly charms and flirtations and all that stuff. ( runs off) Maybe this will start a fight. Ace told me to say it. Lmao...

 

[ghost62]

Oh whatever, you ladies asked for it. With your womanly charms and flirtations and all that stuff. ( runs off) Maybe this will start a fight. Ace told me to say it. Lmao...

@MoFo isn't looking for a fight- he's trying to start a war!

 

[ghost62]

Hell hath no fury like a woman on a forum.

 

[MoFo]

Just trying to get the thread back on track

( It got way too heavy in here for a min)

Forgive me ladies for making light of an all too real and serious subject. <-- damage control

 

[kelli]

 

[ghost62]

Good save.
Besides, @kelli is packing...

 

[kelli]

and don't you forget it.

 

[ghost62]

@kelli, you do realize this picture is destined to become a meme...

 

[MoFo]

Oh I know... saw a pic oh her with an AR somewhere else ..she claims to be all docile, but that Kitty has claws...

 

[kelli]

@kelli, you do realize this picture is destined to become a meme...

if it does, i know who to come looking for.

 

[kelli]

Oh I know... saw a pic oh her with an AR somewhere else ..she claims to be all docile, but that Kitty has claws...

that never happened. you can't prove it. i am a pacifist.

 

[MoFo]

True. Unless it's still there...

 

[kelli]

ruh roh. a time to worry.

 

[Ace]

WTF mojo. ..dojo..whateverthehell your nameis. I ddidn't do no such nuthing. Can't prove it. No screenshot=didn't happen!
Punkass.

Oh whatever, you ladies asked for it. With your womanly charms and flirtations and all that stuff. ( runs off) Maybe this will start a fight. Ace told me to say it. Lmao...

 

[Ace]

Now. About that AR picture...

 

[kelli]

Now. About that AR picture...

vicious rumors.

 

[Ace]

I read it on the interwebnet thing. It must be true!

vicious rumors.

 

[kelli]

I read it on the interwebnet thing. It must be true!

oh....well ya got me there then. maybe i just forgot.

 

[rjmara]

Good save.
Besides, @kelli is packing...
View attachment 4736

ohhhh dear god,I did not need to see that pic...guns,vapes,and a flowing red mane.

 

[rjmara]

True. Unless it's still there...

For the love of god,find it...FIND IT!!!!lol

 

[Whiskey]

Hell hath no fury like a woman on a forum.

 

[lordmage]

@kelli oh boy a ginger with a gun, im all kinds of impressed... or is that turned on.

 

[rjmara]

Good save.
Besides, @kelli is packing...
View attachment 4736

One of Charlies lost Angels

 

[ghost62]

Ok. Which one of you worthless, scuzz-sucking miscreants dinged my car door?

 

[rjmara]

Ok. Which one of you worthless, scuzz-sucking miscreants dinged my car door?

One of Kelli's ricochets,she saw me lookin in the window.

 

[Huckleberried]

Ok. Which one of you worthless, scuzz-sucking miscreants dinged my car door?

Very possibly my boss. May I punch the shit out of that worthless woman please? I'm ready!


Sent from my stupid iPhone because I don't have an Android.

 

[ghost62]

Have at it y'all.
But don't even try telling me a goat did it. I've compared the damage to my car to @kelli's rear end...
Not even close.
Not even freakin' close.

 

[Ace]

Is it fin shaped? A whole Lotta fishy business going on round here.

 

[Huckleberried]

Got called into boss's office for being a trouble maker. I win.


Sent from my stupid iPhone because I don't have an Android.

 

[kelli]

Got called into boss's office for being a trouble maker. I win.


Sent from my stupid iPhone because I don't have an Android.

you hooligan.

 

[Fishee]

Is it fin shaped? A whole Lotta fishy business going on round here.

Why does it always have to be something fishee with you?

 

[Ace]

Not my fault, it's the rotting fish smell. It permeates everything!

 

[Fishee]

Not my fault, it's the rotting fish smell. It permeates everything!

It's a smell I truly love to smell.
I want it in a vape!

 

[rjmara]

It's a smell I truly love to smell.
I want it in a vape!

Puss E-Juice ??

 

[ghost62]

Is it fin shaped? A whole Lotta fishy business going on round here.

Kinda shaped like fish lips. Seriously. I'll post a pic when I can get outside.

 

[Huckleberried]

you hooligan.

Amen sistah! I let her have it too. I'm so over her.


Sent from my stupid iPhone because I don't have an Android.

 

[Ace]

Tell all huckle!

Amen sistah! I let her have it too. I'm so over her.


Sent from my stupid iPhone because I don't have an Android.

 

[Huckleberried]

I'm still stuck at work. When I'm not on my phone it'd be easier.


Sent from my stupid iPhone because I don't have an Android.

 

[ghost62]

Took the pic in the dark with a flash but it looks like fish lips to me...

 

[ghost62]

A lamprey, maybe...?

 

[Ace]

Dunno but I forgot to complement your use of miscreants. I love that word.

 

[ghost62]

Very possibly my boss. May I punch the shit out of that worthless woman please? I'm ready!


Sent from my stupid iPhone because I don't have an Android.

By all means.
Rock your weight back slightly on your strong leg then push off and get your body moving forward before you begin your punch. Drive thru the initial contact as if her face was actually about 8 inches further back than it really is.
If you're gonna do it- make it count.
Besides, a one-punch K.O. is really, REALLY badass.

 

[ghost62]

Very possibly my boss. May I punch the shit out of that worthless woman please? I'm ready!


Sent from my stupid iPhone because I don't have an Android.

And pictures.
We want pictures.
Or video.
Or a recording of the 911 call.

 

[ghost62]

As inspiration...

 

[Ace]

Torque like a coiled spring. Make sure to put your shoulder behind it...fuck it grab a bat.

doc in tombstone is one of the best played characters EVER!

 

[ghost62]

Torque like a coiled spring. Make sure to put your shoulder behind it...fuck it grab a bat.

doc in tombstone is one of the best played characters EVER!

Amen to that.
That...? Both...?
Screw it. You know what I mean.

 

[Warhawk-AVG]

Where's Rodney King when ya need him to quiet the riot???? Oh yeah, he's dead......my bad, please continue!!!!