The old neighbors had a goofy looking manx that used to leave snake pieces all over hell and back.
Was walking from the mail box one day and that damned thing came up and dropped a half torn apart snake on my foot that tried to slither away.
The god damned cat meowed at me and it was clear he was screaming WTF!?! EAT IT I BROUGHT IT FOR YOU!!
Would not have been bad but I was wearing flip flops.