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Boattlebot

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Turn the gas on. :giggle:
It is. I figured it out. The battery was so dead, that the ignition system didn't have enough juice to fire the plugs when I kicked it. Go t a spare battery from my buddy, she runs. So then I started doing laps around my house, come around the back and the bike kicks out from me. So I lay it down, I'm fine bikes fine. But I stand up and I fucking went down in dog shit....Just my luck
 

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I bought some tobacco seeds on Amazon & am trying to grow them to extract Nicotine as It might be hard to get soon.
It is my sincere wish that every one of the Vermin that work for & at the fda get crabs, lice, hymroids, bleeding ulcers, migraines , rickets, heart burn, severe nasal swelling, you get the idea. :devil::shades:
 

Saddletramp1200

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It is. I figured it out. The battery was so dead, that the ignition system didn't have enough juice to fire the plugs when I kicked it. Go t a spare battery from my buddy, she runs. So then I started doing laps around my house, come around the back and the bike kicks out from me. So I lay it down, I'm fine bikes fine. But I stand up and I fucking went down in dog shit....Just my luck
Frog you just made my day. Glad your not hurt. :cool:
 

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It is. I figured it out. The battery was so dead, that the ignition system didn't have enough juice to fire the plugs when I kicked it. Go t a spare battery from my buddy, she runs. So then I started doing laps around my house, come around the back and the bike kicks out from me. So I lay it down, I'm fine bikes fine. But I stand up and I fucking went down in dog shit....Just my luck
There's some irony in this
 

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Then WTF IS the issue there? Fucking cocksuckers
The admins and mods all sit nude in a hot-tub, smoking ***** and watching porn whilst inventing ways to compensate for impotent lives. They are NOTHING in the real world, so they compensate by controlling the lemmings on their forum. Led by a London expat that apparently was no longer welcome in his country.
 
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Boat, you have to understand 99.9 % of the shit that is going to happen to you thru owning a Motorcycle has already happened to me. I have been riding 55 years. Working on them 40. To me your a young man with a lot of adventures ahead of you. Anything I tell you is meant with love. :shades:
Im still laughin about it. Altho, i thimk im just gunna buy some new jeans after that lol dog shit just dont wash out :giggle:
 

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Im still laughin about it. Altho, i thimk im just gunna buy some new jeans after that lol dog shit just dont wash out :giggle:
Trust me, feces WILL wash out of fabric if you wash them with Oxy-Clean, the give them a boil. Cheaper than buying new knickers.
EDIT: That requires effort.....happy shopping.
 

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