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HazyShades

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HazyShades said:
Might get popped for driving contraband across four state lines
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The really fucking terrible thing is that "they" might just do that.
I'm jonesing for Blue Bell. BB and frozen yogurt is how I reward myself for being a good boy.

They're not going to distribute again here until next year sometime
but it's for sale in Texas and..Arkansas I think, one other place if I remember blah blah.

So say I do get weirder than usual (note I did not say normal)
and cruise up I could goto prison for my munchies 'cause some bureaucrat or
pewliceman decides ice cream might have listeria and it'll give the world the runs.

I swear I went to sleep and woke up on Bizarro in a world I never made.
 
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Houston Emergency Lantern ;)View attachment 35336
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Excellent.
I learned from the Hairy Krishners that butter burns too.

I recently asked my SO to get some lard..she showed with vegetable crisco...
Lard! I want lard! Make some torticas de morón

can't ever get the accent proggie to work right here. puts it down on the bottom
then gotta copy and shit
 
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HazyShades said:
The really fucking terrible thing is that "they" might just do that.
I'm jonesing for Blue Bell. BB and frozen yogurt is how I reward myself for being a good boy.

They're not going to distribute again here until next year sometime
but it's for sale in Texas and..Arkansas I think, one other place if I remember blah blah.

So say I do get weirder than usual (note I did not say normal)
and cruise up I could goto prison for my munchies 'cause some bureaucrat or
pewliceman decides ice cream might have listeria and it'll give the world the runs.

I swear I went to sleep and woke up on Bizarro in a world I never made.
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It was your subconscious. Still you. Just not the you you know consciously. Lmao <-- does that emoji work?

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had a salad for dinner before french toast pizza.
Munchies on deck tonight were 50/50 nacho cheese and cool ranch doritos.
Some jolly ranchers and golf ball sized lemon heads.

Got some snickerdoodle ice cream chilling in the fridge.
 
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Saddletramp1200 said:
I have heard they search cars leaving Colorado. Wonder it any of them would have the "stones" to search mine.
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On my way up from Phoenix to Missouri in my Lincoln Town Car I used to have until I crashed it into a tree :'( I got pulled over in New Mexico. By a trooper and k9 unit. Shit if I was a male and Mexican they would have searched that shit top to bottom. They just separated us questioning to see if our stories lined up which they did obviously. But let's just say we got lucky ;)

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had a salad for dinner before french toast pizza.
Munchies on deck tonight were 50/50 nacho cheese and cool ranch doritos.
Some jolly ranchers and golf ball sized lemon heads.

Got some snickerdoodle ice cream chilling in the fridge.
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you do know you can light those on fire. try it, it's phun to burn doritos
but the nachos might give you popcorn lung
 
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Saddletramp1200 said:
You think to too much Dear. It is something a friend sent me. Will it work. Yes, Pioneers used lard for lanterns for decades. ;)
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Yes I'm aware. My brain goes faster than my mouth can talk sometimes and ask anyone who knows me. I don't stop talking. Ever.

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you do know you can light those on fire. try it, it's phun to burn doritos
but the nachos might give you popcorn lung
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I use em to start bbq charcoal in the summer.
Thinking of doing a chicken or roast for christmas on the bbq.
 
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erika jean said:
On my way up from Phoenix to Missouri in my Lincoln Town Car I used to have until I crashed it into a tree :'( I got pulled over in New Mexico. By a trooper and k9 unit. Shit if I was a male and Mexican they would have searched that shit top to bottom. They just separated us questioning to see if our stories lined up which they did obviously. But let's just say we got lucky ;)

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A cadaver dog would have a fuckin' stroke from confusion if it searched My car. rotfl:cool:
 
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I use em to start bbq charcoal in the summer.
Thinking of doing a chicken or roast for christmas on the bbq.
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Man if you haven't tried it, try injecting your marinade
(we use mojo criollo or sour orange with garlic) into the bird b4 BBQ or oven.
If you do it the night b4 it predigests the meat so when cooked it slides right off the bone
 
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I'm going to do Dutch Biker Surprise this year. Show me a 20 dollar bill & I will order a 2" T Bone for my Bros & grill it for Xmas this year. Bring a covered dish. I supply all the rest. Usual crowd is about 6 Friends & their Wives. My wallet must have aids, It's loosing weight faster than normal. ;)
 
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Yeah it's still crooked but whoa does it hit you like a freight train. Choo choo!! All aboard! One way tickets to erika jeans synapses. Ladies and gentlemen freaks and gouls see the fascinating artwork of erikas brain and how it untwines and rewinds. Amuses and confuses. Tunes in and out and beyond no doubt. :D

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HazyShades said:
Man if you haven't tried it, try injecting your marinade
(we use mojo criollo or sour orange with garlic) into the bird b4 BBQ or oven.
If you do it the night b4 it predigests the meat so when cooked it slides right off the bone
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I do not force shit into my bird, Dry rub n roast. Keep it simple.
Breast and thighs get marinade in lime juice and tamarind, garlic and ginger. Fresh tamarind btw.
 
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erika jean said:
Yeah it's still crooked but whoa does it hit you like a freight train. Choo choo!! All aboard! One way tickets to erika jeans synapses. Ladies and gentlemen freaks and gouls see the fascinating artwork of erikas brain and how it untwines and rewinds. Amuses and confuses. Tunes in and out and beyond no doubt. :D

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Fuck me that made entirely to much sense.
 
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yes, your emogee workie. does your pretty white thang work?
I made my bed and I'll lay in it. it was me. mea culpa, tutti mea culpa
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Mea no comprenda. Chalupa por que? No-no. No tutti.
You aren't the only one who woke up in Bizarro Vista.

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BigNasty said:
I do not force shit into my bird, Dry rub n roast. Keep it simple.
Breast and thighs get marinade in lime juice and tamarind, garlic and ginger. Fresh tamarind btw.
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try it, just once.
I understand rubbing but this is awesome. we did the turkey and I hate turkey but even the white meat was moist and tasty
 
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Saddletramp1200 said:
I'm sipping hot Mexican style Cocoa. Now that's fuckin' scary! I have a day like that about every year or two. Don't have any idea why. :confused:
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Only one day in the mean of 1.5 years? Wow that's a lot less than I have those Consider yourself lucky unless you enjoy those days which I actually do. Lol

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erika jean said:
Yeah it's still crooked but whoa does it hit you like a freight train. Choo choo!! All aboard! One way tickets to erika jeans synapses. Ladies and gentlemen freaks and gouls see the fascinating artwork of erikas brain and how it untwines and rewinds. Amuses and confuses. Tunes in and out and beyond no doubt. :D

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Poor thang, she's overwhelmed with joy
 
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Only one day in the mean of 1.5 years? Wow that's a lot less than I have those Consider yourself lucky unless you enjoy those days which I actually do. Lol

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I am a major source of job security for the folks @ Budweiser. If don't give a fuck if I'm an alcoholic or not. At least I don't have too attend them fuckin' meetings. :p
 
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HazyShades said:
no. I was thinking something about longwindedness but forgot it..you know,
old age and all.
Glad it works well. I still wanna know if the Nauti sits straight.
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Ehh about my Nauts or Nauti's I think the threads might be slightly messed up..long story but I keep them on my bending adaptor on my istick. Evape.us sells aftermarket bottom hardware for them which I got and more of the long story. They're good ones too. Can't buy them anywhere else really except from them. So I don't wanna chance it... :(
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Yes, I know you had a strange flash in your head...
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Yep it was purple and vibrate and so beautiful!


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I attended one of those "AA" meetings once to see what it was about. Only other time I heard that much lying was at a political rally. :cool:
 
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All righty good night folks! See ya tomorrow. My day off!!

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Ehh about my Nauts or Nauti's I think the threads might be slightly messed up..long story but I keep them on my bending adaptor on my istick. Evape.us sells aftermarket bottom hardware for them which I got and more of the long story. They're good ones too. Can't buy them anywhere else really except from them. So I don't wanna chance it... :(

Yep it was purple and vibrate and so beautiful!


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Thank you, Ma'm.
How about a Vivi? I just wanna know if it's the mod base or that matching tank.
It isn't very crooked but still...if it's the mod you should bitch.
 
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Good morning!!
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