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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Leg it !
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So funny I'll be laughing for days! Thanks Emmy!!! You da Woman!Tomorrow I will post that drunken picture of him that he doesn't even know I took
Night Everyone, my work here is done
Here in the U.S, we just call that chunky. You're not fat at all!
Good night, Sausage King........
Night you naughty lot.
leg it.............
I have a vid of him on a kids zip wire and he bangs his nuts, I will have to show you that one, I almost wet myself.
See if I can upload it to his youtube
(He's in bed now))
Ouch!!!
Listen to the thud
I DO know you! You just never seemed to be the grease monkey type.
You should get an electric mower. I love mine. That's all I've gotten the last 15 years. You just have to get used to the extension cord.
Our neighbor has an electric. It seems to do an excellent job of gently fanning the grass. But the lawn gets over that real fast and their yard looks like crap again within 24 hours.
They do that when you have the blade on upside down
And she photoshopped your tongue to be almost as long as mine....
They do that when you have the blade on upside down
With those two it wouldn't surprise me.
They swiftly downgraded the entire block within a month of moving in by putting up a 6 foot stockade fence (or as I call it their pissing wall) which is stupid and looks stupid because it only covers 3 sides of the property. Then they rut out part of their front lawn to park on it because they are too lazy to walk 10 yards to the actual paved parking spaces on their property. Oh! And the stockade fence turned our driveway into a blind driveway. Can't see a damned thing to the left now until the front half of the car is already onto the street. Just waiting to run over a kid on a bicycle.
The kind of homeowners that actually give HOA's a good name. (I'm pushing for one.) The only homeowners on the block heading in the wrong direction.
P.S. Did I mention they opened a dandelion farm too? (I'm certain the prior owners are rolling over in their graves.)
I worked at Lowes for 5 years. which made me eager for retirement.. but another story.
I have seen about every variation of stupid done with power equipment.
Ohh and most localities have ordinances against building a fence too close to a street.
Yeah, I can relate. Back in 1966, I had a 1956 Olds 88. That came with a 371 cubic inch V8, but mine was over-bored to 400 cu.in., with street-strip cams and Jahns racing pistons and the biggest 4 bbl Holly double pumper and a beefed up turbo-hydromatic tranny. At idle in a gravel parking lot, it would throw up rocks if you didn't keep your foot on the brake. The speedometer only went to 120 mph, but the stop peg was about 130 mph and I bent the needle against that on a 55 mph highway. When you had your foot in it, you could watch the gas gauge go down. Never had a speeding ticket in my life.
Today, 51 years later, I am such a meek and mild Clark Kent...
But Superman is still insideYeah, I can relate. Back in 1966, I had a 1956 Olds 88. That came with a 371 cubic inch V8, but mine was over-bored to 400 cu.in., with street-strip cams and Jahns racing pistons and the biggest 4 bbl Holly double pumper and a beefed up turbo-hydromatic tranny. At idle in a gravel parking lot, it would throw up rocks if you didn't keep your foot on the brake. The speedometer only went to 120 mph, but the stop peg was about 130 mph and I bent the needle against that on a 55 mph highway. When you had your foot in it, you could watch the gas gauge go down. Never had a speeding ticket in my life.
Today, 51 years later, I am such a meek and mild Clark Kent...
Dang! Thanks for sharing!!!!
Listen to the thud
Dang! Thanks for sharing!!!!
Yeah only men would understand the pain of that ha, I put a brave face on but omg, 3 days later and they were still hurtin
Speaking of pain. I just got stung by something in the mailbox and 5 minutes later, my finger has already swelled almost double in size. It's intense pain still. The only thing I can think it was, is either a hornet or a large centipede. OMGG
OUCH!
That is worse than Rixy's bumpy ride.
Scorpion?
I was afraid to mention that.....
No it hurts much worse than a scorpion. I've been stung many times by those. This is horrific! I just want to scream
The pain is radiating up my hand now. OMG. I think it may have been a tarantula wasp.
Don't really like this, just liked it to show I read it.
I know. The pain is starting to subside.Phew
That's good.I know. The pain is starting to subside.Phew
hornets hurt horribly for about an hour or so.
Yea I'm thinking it was one of those huge red wasp hornet things. It still hurts but not like before when I just wanted to scream. I imagine it'll be swollen for a while. Man. I didn't even see it. Just stuck my hand in the dark mailbox and it got me!
The mailman put it in there!
Glad it's getting better, you know every time you go for mail now you won't want to or you will grab it real quick. That mailbox would be having a clean with something strong to kill dem bugs dead.
Rixy's farts ?
I'm used to grabbing the edge of the envelopes and then whacking it because scorpions get on the mail. But this mail was stuffed way in the back. The first thing I did was run into the house and get some bug spray and I sprayed the inside of that mailbox with the mail still in it hahaha.
Lmao!
You bet I checked into it and in this case... no. So you would have to take it to Town meetings and raise a stink and in the end - still be stuck with the same neighbors who have an even shittier attitude once it's all said and done.
At the time we did point out the obvious problem with their plan to build it right up to the very edge of the property line - didn't care. They are so considerate. All our hopes and dreams are vested in an errant snow plow doing a bad thing.
When people bitch about having too much government in their lives - and then you end up with asshats like this moving in next door to you - wonder no more why you have to protect common sense with laws and legislation.
Bug spray was useless then Atcha
I dunno why I put up with you.
(yeah I do x)
Sometimes a juice comes a long that is so good it makes vaping a dream, this stretches way past Goose Juice, way past anything I have made, past Walk the Plank and goes past any custard type juice I have ever tried.
I'm going to do a review on this which is something I rarely do.
The smooth custard mixed with a deep caramel toffee is so tasty, so moreish that it's simply incredible. The combination is perfect and not too sweet, it leaves an aftertaste long after you have vaped it, stunning juice.
The vanilla is bold, and the creamy custard is too. It reminds me of the Grant’s style or American custards that have been a staple base for this type of juice for a good while now.
What then brings Bastard Sauce away from custard anonymity is the caramel. It’s a dark, sweet, butter caramel that has almost a molasses treacle edge.
Bastard Sauce.......but don't let the name put you off.
Couple this with the Aromamizer Plus on the G Class with 4mm fused Claptons and Kendo gold cotton and I no long consider vaping to be a gateway to stop smoking or a substitute for it, I am way past that and this couldn't be further away from that habit.
No, this is just a luxury that defines vaping for me.
Absolutely perfect.
I'm going to do a review on this which is something I rarely do.
The smooth custard mixed with a deep caramel toffee is so tasty, so moreish that it's simply incredible. The combination is perfect and not too sweet, it leaves an aftertaste long after you have vaped it, stunning juice.
The vanilla is bold, and the creamy custard is too. It reminds me of the Grant’s style or American custards that have been a staple base for this type of juice for a good while now.
What then brings Bastard Sauce away from custard anonymity is the caramel. It’s a dark, sweet, butter caramel that has almost a molasses treacle edge.
Bastard Sauce.......but don't let the name put you off.
Couple this with the Aromamizer Plus on the G Class with 4mm fused Claptons and Kendo gold cotton and I no long consider vaping to be a gateway to stop smoking or a substitute for it, I am way past that and this couldn't be further away from that habit.
No, this is just a luxury that defines vaping for me.
Absolutely perfect.
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Hey all! Hope everyone's doing well!
@Atchafalaya Hope that finger is feeling a lot better, but even those mini creatures that sting without mercy deserve a better fate than Rixy's farts!
That juice sounds pretty delicious Rix! I should really add some custards to my repertoire. Next order for sure!
Sorry Im MIA lately, been really busy with a few pickup jobs doing some yardwork and then the evenings have been dedicated to the Stanley Cup playoffs. My team should go through to the next round tonight! GO SENS!!!!!
@Atchafalaya Hope that finger is feeling a lot better, but even those mini creatures that sting without mercy deserve a better fate than Rixy's farts!
That juice sounds pretty delicious Rix! I should really add some custards to my repertoire. Next order for sure!
Sorry Im MIA lately, been really busy with a few pickup jobs doing some yardwork and then the evenings have been dedicated to the Stanley Cup playoffs. My team should go through to the next round tonight! GO SENS!!!!!
@Atchafalaya Hope that finger is feeling a lot better, but even those mini creatures that sting without mercy deserve a better fate than Rixy's farts!
That juice sounds pretty delicious Rix! I should really add some custards to my repertoire. Next order for sure!
I added a bit more about the flavor from a website that sums it up better than I did. If you are getting into a custard type vape, you owe it to yourself to chose this one. You can buy this in concentrate or in a 120ml flavor shot bottle like I did, just add nic and VG.
My next order I buy their whole stock up, seriously, I'll make a gallon of this.
Flavor
The vanilla is bold, and the creamy custard is too. It reminds me of the Grant’s style or American custards that have been a staple base for this type of juice for a good while now.
What then brings Bastard Sauce away from custard anonymity is the caramel. It’s a dark, sweet, butter caramel that has almost a molasses treacle edge.
As for the farts, I'm very proud of them
Oh and good to see you
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As for the farts, I'm very proud of them
Can you play Lady Of Spain on that thing?
Sounds good! I'll have to see if I can order it within Canada. Liquids are a tough one to get across the border..,even concentrates sometimes get flagged as "nicotine"I added a bit more about the flavor from a website that sums it up better than I did. If you are getting into a custard type vape, you owe it to yourself to chose this one. You can buy this in concentrate or in a 120ml flavor shot bottle like I did, just add nic and VG.
My next order I buy their whole stock up, seriously, I'll make a gallon of this.
Flavor
The vanilla is bold, and the creamy custard is too. It reminds me of the Grant’s style or American custards that have been a staple base for this type of juice for a good while now.
What then brings Bastard Sauce away from custard anonymity is the caramel. It’s a dark, sweet, butter caramel that has almost a molasses treacle edge.
As for the farts, I'm very proud of them
Oh and good to see you
The more the term "Rixy's farts" gets tossed around the more its starting to sound like a very ill-conceived name for an e-juice.
The more the term "Rixy's farts" gets tossed around the more its starting to sound like a very ill-conceived name for an e-juice.
Vaped in a Wanko on top of a VooPoo.
Just keeps getting worse and worse! The antithesis to the "pinnacle of vaping"
Fixed that...
Vooping is a morning must. Almost a ritual in this house
No but I can play any drum n bass
The more the term "Rixy's farts" gets tossed around the more its starting to sound like a very ill-conceived name for an e-juice.
Might be onto something there
(or on something)
I still have a Yaeliq order sitting in the hands of Health Canada's Lap Dogs. Been 34 days now that tracking has stopped at the CBSA, no status update in sight. Just gotta wait it out.Sounds good! I'll have to see if I can order it within Canada. Liquids are a tough one to get across the border..,even concentrates sometimes get flagged as "nicotine"
The more the term "Rixy's farts" gets tossed around the more its starting to sound like a very ill-conceived name for an e-juice.