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Bliss Doubt

Bliss Doubt

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Good things for today: Oil change, state inspection, brake fluid, engine air filter, cabin air filter, coolant flush, summer a/c inspection (never have had that done since I bought the car in 2016, so I said yes even though that was godawful expensive). All of that just by giving the key fob to a driver. Mini of SA picks up and drops off for free. Car comes home tomorrow morning.
 
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Jimi said:
May be an image of 1 person and text that says 'Nudism Give it:a tryp try It will make you feel alive''Nudism Give it:a tryp try It will make you feel alive'
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I can personally say....I do this everyday! In the shower, getting ready for bed and and and....wouldn't you like to know :) :teehee:

Plus, that hot sand will definitely tell you are alive :eek:
 
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Good for the day....I didn't have to kill any big spidies ! The other day had to kill a huge wolfie spidie. Tangee is the one who found it, it crawled in between the cabinet and wall, I couldn't just leave it there. Had to use one of thingys that pick up stuff that hard to get say like behind a couch. It is skinny enough that it could get in between the wall and cabinet. It squashed the poor spidie dead.
 
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I got a kick out of this tongue in cheek list of rules for singing the blues.

"Rules Of The Blues"
1. Most Blues begin, "Woke up this morning..."
2. "I got a good woman" is a bad way to begin the Blues, unless you stick something nasty in the next line like, "I got a good woman, with the meanest face in town."
3. The Blues is simple. After you get the first line right, repeat it. Then find something that rhymes... sort of: "Got a good woman with the meanest face in town. Yes, I got a good woman with the meanest face in town. Got teeth like Margaret Thatcher, and she weigh 500 pound."
4. The Blues is not about choice. You stuck in a ditch, you stuck in a ditch--ain't no way out.
5. Blues cars: Chevys, Fords, Cadillacs and broken-down trucks. Blues don't travel in Volvos, BMWs, or Sport Utility Vehicles. Most Blues transportation is a Greyhound bus or a southbound train. Jet aircraft and company motor pools ain't even in the running. Walkin' plays a major part in the blues lifestyle. So does fixin' to die.
6. Teenagers can't sing the Blues. They ain't fixin' to die yet. Adults sing the Blues. In Blues, "adulthood" means being old enough to get the electric chair if you shoot a man in Memphis.
7. Blues can take place in New York City but not in Hawaii or any place in Canada. Hard times in Minneapolis or Seattle is probably just clinical depression. Chicago, St. Louis, and Kansas City are still the best places to have the Blues. You cannot have the blues in any place that don't get rain.
8. A man with male pattern baldness ain't the blues. A woman with male pattern baldness is. Breaking your leg cause you were skiing is not the blues. Breaking your leg 'cause a alligator be chompin' on it is.
9. You can't have no Blues in a office or a shopping mall. The lighting is wrong. Go outside to the parking lot or sit by the dumpster.
10. Good places for the Blues:
a. Highway
b. Jailhouse
c. An empty bed
d. Bottom of a whiskey glass
11. Bad places for the Blues:
a. Nordstrom's
b. Gallery openings
c. Ivy league institutions
d. Golf courses
12. No one will believe it's the Blues if you wear a suit, 'less you happen to be a old ethnic person, and you slept in it.
13. You have the right to sing the Blues if:
a. You older than dirt
b. You blind
c. You shot a man in Memphis
d. You can't be satisfied
14. You don't have the right to sing the Blues if:
a. You have all your teeth
b. You were once blind but now can see
c. The man in Memphis lived
d. You have a pension fund
15. Blues is not a matter of color. It's a matter of bad luck. Tiger Woods cannot sing the blues. Sonny Liston could. Ugly white people also got a leg up on the blues.
16. If you ask for water and your darlin' give you gasoline, it's the Blues
17. Other acceptable Blues beverages are:
a. Cheap wine
b. Whiskey or bourbon
c. Muddy water
d. Nasty black coffee
18. The following are NOT Blues beverages:
a. Perrier
b. Chardonnay
c. Snapple
d. Slim Fast
19. If death occurs in a cheap motel or a shotgun shack, it's a Blues death. Stabbed in the back by a jealous lover is another Blues way to die. So is the electric chair, substance abuse and dying lonely on a broke-down cot. You can't have a Blues death if you die during a tennis match or while getting liposuction.
20. Some Blues names for women:
a. Sadie
b. Big Mama
c. Bessie
d. Fat River Dumpling
21. Some Blues names for men:
a. Joe
b. Willie
c. Little Willie
d. Big Willie
22. Persons with names like Michelle, Amber, Debbie, and Heather can't sing the Blues no matter how many men they shoot in Memphis.
23. Make your own Blues name Starter Kit: a. name of physical infirmity (Blind, Cripple, Lame, etc.) b. first name (see above) plus name of fruit (Lemon, Lime, Melon, Kiwi, etc.) c. last name of President (Jefferson, Johnson, Fillmore, etc.) For example: Blind Lime Jefferson, Jackleg Lemon Johnson or Cripple Kiwi Fillmore, etc. (Well, maybe not "Kiwi.")
24. I don't care how tragic your life: if you own even one computer, you cannot sing the blues.
 
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My good thing for today is Jean went to wally world with her sister and they found me a real Soft and Lofty pillow to try and see if I can sit and it has really helped:bliss:. I can actually sit and type, well for a short time then the pain is too much which is why I gotta say
See you all later, I'll be back in a while :wave:
 
Bliss Doubt

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Jimi said:
My good thing for today is Jean went to wally world with her sister and they found me a real Soft and Lofty pillow to try and see if I can sit and it has really helped:bliss:. I can actually sit and type, well for a short time then the pain is too much which is why I gotta say
See you all later, I'll be back in a while :wave:
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That's good Jimi. Something I was reading mentioned a donut pillow but I didn't mention it because I was afraid you couldn't sit in the car long enough to go and get one. Keep taking it easy as much as you can. I also saw where someone mentioned sleeping in a hammock for the posture you get (new meaning for getting your butt in a sling), but I thought getting in and out of the hammock might be more hazardous than just sleeping on a bed. Dunno really, never had a hammock, though they always look so nice and peaceful.
 
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