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Fruit and yoghurt is good, but I need solid foodstuffs too. ;)

Jalapeno Turkey & Cheese on Artisan Garlic-Cheese bread.

I used Colby Jack and some good Saint Agur Blue cheese with a drizzle of EVOO and some garlic pepper.
Julienned a couple slices of smoked turkey I'd marinated in pickled Jalapeno juice for a few days and shoved some red leaf lettuce in there. Simple and delish. :D




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This is a rich cheese with 60% butterfat which qualifies it as a double-cream cheese. The blue comes from the fungi penicillium roqueforti which is the same fungi used in Stilton, Cambozola and Roquefort.



Yummeth.

 

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because you are afraid that women will attack you and hump you and stuff? :p
Well obviously that.....but I really find that attention makes me QUITE uncomfortable.
 

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*addendum to previous post* Due to my lack of handsomeness (and I find that a blessing).....those attacks are HIGHLY unlikely......at least by sober lasses.
 

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*addendum to previous post* Due to my lack of handsomeness (and I find that a blessing).....those attacks are HIGHLY unlikely......at least by sober lasses.

don't underestimate your humpability
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Hello, you've heard American accents... Ya can't blame us for getting excited over nice ones! :)
The problem with that is that a man is nothing more than a voice. That "sexy accent" is the sound that comes out of what could quite possibly be....a complete imbecile.
 

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clean and sober since march, dear.
WELL DONE!!! As for my accent....I paid nearly $3000 a few years back to eradicate it. So thankfully, I can sound like a proper colonist! It does take a bit of thought I admit. God bless elocution coaches!
 

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clean and sober since march, dear.
I stopped drink about four years ago. Stopped other drugs back in 1982 when I realised I was going to be a soldier. I really have no tolerance for either when it comes to people I am close to. Not a prude....people may do what suits them.
 

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Fruit and yoghurt is good, but I need solid foodstuffs too. ;)

Jalapeno Turkey & Cheese on Artisan Garlic-Cheese bread.

I used Colby Jack and some good Saint Agur Blue cheese with a drizzle of EVOO and some garlic pepper.
Julienned a couple slices of smoked turkey I'd marinated in pickled Jalapeno juice for a few days and shoved some red leaf lettuce in there. Simple and delish. :D




Natural Penicillin, anyone?




Yummeth.

That looks SAVAGE....I adore veined cheeses and unpasturised washed rind cheese. The more it smells like a cadaver, the more likely I am to et it.
I would like to clearly specify that this applies to CHEESE ONLY!
 

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I stopped drink about four years ago. Stopped other drugs back in 1982 when I realised I was going to be a soldier. I really have no tolerance for either when it comes to people I am close to. Not a prude....people may do what suits them.

same philosophy for me, luv. i just know i couldn't be trusted to drink responsibly. a good person's got to know their limits. i did not.
 

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Whew....just got back from my trek to Petco.

Got a bag of her usual dry food and found her tinned food on a sale, plus a buy-10-get-two-free deal on it. Add on my 10% off the total purchase from my Rewards coupon and both her and my wallet are happy. :D


Nice cloudy day, cool enough for wearing my DocMartens boots and a jacket...yay!

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Missed the rain though...must be because I took an umbrella. ;-)
 

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Posh cheese and cured meats in the countryside on a wonderously cool day. Enlightened conversation mixed with complete nonsense........I knew these things once upon a wee time. Also......fresh shellfish with amazing company on a pier overlooking the sea....followed by the crackling of a fire. Yes, I am a romantic, and suppressing that can be quite the task LOL.
 

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Posh cheese and cured meats in the countryside on a wonderously cool day. Enlightened conversation mixed with complete nonsense........I knew these things once upon a wee time. Also......fresh shellfish with amazing company on a pier overlooking the sea....followed by the crackling of a fire. Yes, I am a romantic, and suppressing that can be quite the task LOL.
why suppress?? sounds marvelous!
 

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LOL, call it a "white knuckled fear" of getting that close to someone ever again? Thankfully, the older I get, the more do-able this becomes.
 

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That looks SAVAGE....I adore veined cheeses and unpasturised washed rind cheese. The more it smells like a cadaver, the more likely I am to et it.
I would like to clearly specify that this applies to CHEESE ONLY!

Thanks man, I reallly like this Blue. Stilton may still be the king, but I think this is better for my taste.
I was lucky, my brother bought these and gave them to my uncle, who also didn't want them..lol! So, I got 'em.



It's ridiculously expensive cheese, but even a quarter of a pound goes a long way.

Just that swipe was enough to richly flavor the sandwich while letting the Colby-Jack provide the bulk. The very slightly spicy and tart marinated deli turkey worked nicely too.
 

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I purchase cheeses like that in wee amounts in order to keep it a treat. I also adore "rip your face right off" cheddars.....not the rubbish found over here in the US.
 

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I purchase cheeses like that in wee amounts in order to keep it a treat. I also adore "rip your face right off" cheddars.....not the rubbish found over here in the US.
cheddar isn't good to me unless it makes my lips feel like they are being sucked into my mouth. :p
 

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LOL, call it a "white knuckled fear" of getting that close to someone ever again? Thankfully, the older I get, the more do-able this becomes.

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I'm having technical issues with my Beyond Vape Silo Lite Tank and been communicating with them via email, I told them that I only have a crappy webcam and they still want pictures of the leaking, impossible picture of the 510 adjustable pin issue, and Aspire bvc head threading issue. What the mother fuck, they obviously have no experience with manufacturing since they outsource it to China otherwise they would understand that photography and even video wouldn't be able to fully capture the complications. Why is it that the Vaping Industry requires Images of complications, really? I guess I am shit out of luck and warranties mean nothing cause Consumers always lie right but manufactures are always right. This pisses me off since this tank is my only way to deliver a vape session and I haven't asked for a refund nor replacement, simply emailing them for a couple days for Support and all I get is brick walls. Fuck Beyond Vape, they obviously don't stand behind their warranty and also forget to mention that everything of theirs is outsourced ( I knew this before purchasing) but fuck man, do we the consumers have to always have a fucking camera at the ready for fucking warranty claims?

If need be, I will post our conversations here on VU.
 

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Well obviously that.....but I really find that attention makes me QUITE uncomfortable.
I'd be paying attention just to understand what you were saying. lol I don't know what it is, sometimes I can not understand some Scottish people. Robert Carlyle (The Full Monty, Train Spotting, etc.) for instance- I get one word in three. Maybe.
 

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I'm having technical issues with my Beyond Vape Silo Lite Tank and been communicating with them via email, I told them that I only have a crappy webcam and they still want pictures of the leaking, impossible picture of the 510 adjustable pin issue, and Aspire bvc head threading issue. What the mother fuck, they obviously have no experience with manufacturing since they outsource it to China otherwise they would understand that photography and even video wouldn't be able to fully capture the complications. Why is it that the Vaping Industry requires Images of complications, really? I guess I am shit out of luck and warranties mean nothing cause Consumers always lie right but manufactures are always right. This pisses me off since this tank is my only way to deliver a vape session and I haven't asked for a refund nor replacement, simply emailing them for a couple days for Support and all I get is brick walls. Fuck Beyond Vape, they obviously don't stand behind their warranty and also forget to mention that everything of theirs is outsourced ( I knew this before purchasing) but fuck man, do we the consumers have to always have a fucking camera at the ready for fucking warranty claims?

If need be, I will post our conversations here on VU.
I swear, I think they do that because most people can't be arsed. Fasttech does that too. WFT am I supposed to be taking a picture of? An empty bottle? An envelope? That sucks Trip. Hope they make good on it.
 

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Limits?
I had no idea they even existed.
My limit was when I ran out of booze...

pretty much what i meant, sweetie. that, and the completely stupid things i did under the influence.
 

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I swear, I think they do that because most people can't be arsed. Fasttech does that too. WFT am I supposed to be taking a picture of? An empty bottle? An envelope? That sucks Trip. Hope they make good on it.

They're stonewalling me which is completely unethical, I know they won't send me a replacement and now I have to deal with a fucked up tank till next month, FUCK ALL CALIFORNIA VAPING VENDORS. If they respond to my recent email, I will continue with our communication to get this $15 complication resolved but if they don't...I will put them on blast publicly via VU in the correct Section.
 

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Headlining the Card for my Promoter Hitz Boxing! I'll be the Main Event, Nov. 29th @ The Horseshoe Casino! Big fight for me, going against a 15-1 guy, should be some good action! Tickets are going on sale soon, contact me ASAP. ‪#‎HollywoodClique‬ let's get it! THANKS!


Made it to the Main event!!! Go Mikey he is 15-0 10ko
 

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I have approx 50 Aspire BDC'S/BVC'S and have gone through 10 BVC's cause of a manufacturing defect but I won't be able to get a pleasurable vape session since it's fucked up. Had this tank for a month and already broke on me...FUCK!
 

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mt youngest thinkin he is all that 16 yrs old 6'3 210#s such a brat
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