Alternate Universe

[Ace]

You ooze Ken doll by your writing.

Hmmm. Not sure how to take that, I try not to ooze anything.

and stop being naughty with the voodoo doll, I felt that!

 

[jensy]

Hmmm. Not sure how to take that, I try not to ooze anything.

and stop being naughty with the voodoo doll, I felt that!

Hence why I made the doll look like Ken , duh. I spank that azzzzz first, then poke. And quit acting like you don't like it.

 

[ghost62]

Hows thangs sissy mary rufflepants?

Ummmm...
I haven't had much time to hang out here, but it's nice to know you still have a tenuous (and slipping) grasp on reality...

 

[Ace]

Ummmm...
I haven't had much time to hang out here, but it's nice to know you still have a tenuous (and slipping) grasp on reality...

Reality. ..is that what I've been trying to hold on to? Slippery bastard!

Hence why I made the doll look like Ken , duh. I spank that azzzzz first, then poke. And quit acting like you don't like it.

It makes me feel kinda funny...like when we used to climb the rope in gym class.

 

[jensy]

Reality. ..is that what I've been trying to hold on to? Slippery bastard!



It makes me feel kinda funny...like when we used to climb the rope in gym class.

bwahhahahahhahah

 

[MoFo]

Reality. ..is that what I've been trying to hold on to? Slippery bastard!



It makes me feel kinda funny...like when we used to climb the rope in gym class.

But what if the reality that you're trying to hold on to is nothing but an illusion?

 

[muth]

Bloody hell, if you are getting your kit off...at least show SOME enthusiasm!

Is that what that thing was?

 

[MKPM]

Is that what that thing was?

Just having a relaxing if not rather blase wank he was.

 

[Ace]

But what if the reality that you're trying to hold on to is nothing but an illusion?

Since all of you are figments of my twisted brain reality being an illusion holds no fear for me. Eventually I will wake from this nonsensical hallucination and proceed.

 

[muth]

So how was everyones day?

weird

 

[muth]

Just having a relaxing if not rather blase wank he was.

That's weird looking wanker

 

[jensy]

Since all of you are figments of my twisted brain reality being an illusion holds no fear for me. Eventually I will wake from this nonsensical hallucination and proceed.

But you would miss us all so much.

 

[jensy]

That's weird looking wanker

But he is literally spanking the monkey . Just saying .........

 

[jensy]

weird

Would you like to share with us why your day was weird ?

 

[MKPM]

But he is literally spanking the monkey . Just saying .........

BAD MONKEY! How many men WISH they could just kick back and have a relaxing toss whenever and wherever, lol.
"If masturbating offends you, then do not sit so close to me on the bus"

 

[jensy]

BAD MONKEY! How many men WISH they could just kick back and have a relaxing toss whenever and wherever, lol.
"If masturbating offends you, then do not sit so close to me on the bus"

Really that's what men wish for. Holy, if I had some wishes coming my way I would not be wishing for that.

Oooh here's another thought , If men would quit doing that they would probably get laid more. Again just saying .....

 

[muth]

Good night. I leave you night crawlers to carry on.

 

[MoFo]

Since all of you are figments of my twisted brain reality being an illusion holds no fear for me. Eventually I will wake from this nonsensical hallucination and proceed.

Well do me a favor and put me out of your misery... WAKE UP!

 

[jensy]

Nite Muth .

 

[MKPM]

Really that's what men wish for. Holy, if I had some wishes coming my way I would not be wishing for that.

Oooh here's another thought , If men would quit doing that they would probably get laid more. Again just saying .....

*GLARE*
I personally do not wish for that, but I know some do!

 

[jensy]

Oooooooh nasty looks from Franci to Jensy .

 

[MoFo]

Alan Watts. I thought it might be appropriate for the alts...

 

[jensy]

Hey, yeah why am I getting a nasty look? You said it not me . Just saying lmao

 

[MKPM]

For @jensy

 

[MKPM]

Really that's what men wish for. Holy, if I had some wishes coming my way I would not be wishing for that.

Oooh here's another thought , If men would quit doing that they would probably get laid more. Again just saying .....

Some women make that a much more attractive alternative. OHSNAPOUCH!!!

 

[jensy]

bwahhahahaha still it was you making up wishes .

 

[Ace]

But he is literally spanking the monkey . Just saying .........

That one never occurred to me. Got a good laugh from it

Oooh here's another thought , If men would quit doing that they would probably get laid more. Again just saying .....

 

[jensy]

OMG what's with all the dam quirky looks from men tonight?

 

[MKPM]

bwahhahahaha still it was you making up wishes .

*grumble*...alright YOU

 

[MKPM]

OMG what's with all the dam quirky looks from men tonight?

Quirky lasses garner quirky looks.....................nae certain what that even means, but I'm giving it a go.

 

[Ace]

OMG what's with all the dam quirky looks from men tonight?

 

[jensy]

*grumble*...alright YOU

I know it sucks when your fantasy's are exposed . However I still love and respect you

 

[jensy]

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Yup I am quite used to those looks from people with things I say . Feel quite at home with them.

 

[Ace]

Yup I am quite used to those looks from people with things I say . Feel quite at home with them.

 

[jensy]

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Now that is a scary look like my father used to give me when I was pulling crap.

 

[Ace]

Was actually a gif but somehow lost itself in translation. Cant win em all.

 

[jensy]

gif ??? lol

 

[Ace]

Short video loop

 

[Fishee]

Awesome movie.
Awesome song.

 

[Tripster]

Just watched this doc and it saddens me that oil companies will go above and beyond for profit while disregarding Earth and it's inhabitants.

 

[Midniteoyl]

Ze fapp'ing mein Furher!

 

[Midniteoyl]

Since all of you are figments of my twisted brain reality being an illusion holds no fear for me. Eventually I will wake from this nonsensical hallucination and proceed.

But what will you wake into?

 

[adk1989]

So I went to a cape meet at my local last night and we decided to make an epic picture for the shops Facebook page...this was the first try

 

[Whiskey]

Good morning!

 

[Ld3441]

Is it morning?

 

[cherrycakes]

Fuck

 

[cherrycakes]

Debating whether I should wash my hair or just not give a shit

 

[cherrycakes]

Eh I can go another day dry shampoo

 

[Roger Schaeffer]

Really that's what men wish for. Holy, if I had some wishes coming my way I would not be wishing for that.

Oooh here's another thought , If men would quit doing that they would probably get laid more. Again just saying .....

No I tried that Did Not Work and Like Women don't LOL

 

[adk1989]

Good morning everyone