Alternate Universe

[MKPM]

Only I will find this funny. @Hobby Kid might as well

 

[muth]

I have a wee penis.

I have a wee, tilted vagina.

 

[MKPM]

I have a wee, tilted vagina.

Then fookin stand up straight

 

[MKPM]

It just occurred to me after watching vid #2...........I SPOKE IN PUBLIC!!!! sorta

 

[Donald Bickers]

I have a wee, tilted vagina.

I don't believe you,,,guess you better show us

 

[Fishee]

I have a wee penis.

 

[Midniteoyl]

That was cool!

 

[VH fan]

ok sorry,,,,,it aint you guys its family,,,,,,,more beer,,,,alls better just needed to vent,,,,,you guys are sometimes better than my real family,,,you are my family any more,,,,loves ya peeps

My apologies Don , i thought you were referring to what we were chatting about . Any holiday get together with family , relatives , in laws etc.. can be very stressful and often is . If you had a less than enjoyable get together and it didn't turn out as well as you wanted just remember so did a TON of other people.

It's very common for turmoil to happen during these times so try not to be too hard on yourself my friend.

 

[Donald Bickers]

I have a wee penis.

I believe you ,,,,you don't have to show us

 

[MKPM]

I believe you ,,,,you don't have to show us

I just did!

 

[moecat]

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/I_a7ab20_555211.jpg

 

[vaperature]

 

[Fishee]

I have a wee, tilted vagina.

 

[MKPM]

Nite Nite.......nitey nite.....NI NI

 

[MKPM]

See....Fishee's widger is askew.....you are a perfect match!

 

[muth]

Then fookin stand up straight

Hee hee, good one, franny!

 

[VH fan]

Now we're getting back to normal

I have a wee penis.

I'm not so sure Muth , i really didn't need to know about the above comment ( i'm pretty sure i never inquired about it) but some people just love to share i suppose.

Just when i thought we were getting over the free love i click on a "you complete me comment by Mr.Cruise" . I got to go throw up , be good folks

 

[Donald Bickers]

My apologies Don , i thought you were referring to what we were chatting about . Any holiday get together with family , relatives , in laws etc.. can be very stressful and often is . If you had a less than enjoyable get together and it didn't turn out as well as you wanted just remember so did a TON of other people.

It's very common for turmoil to happen during these times so try not to be too hard on yourself my friend.

no apologies needed my man,,,,,,,alls good

 

[vaperature]

 

[MKPM]

I'm not so sure Muth , i really didn't need to know about the above comment ( i'm pretty sure i never inquired about it) but some people just love to share i suppose.

Sharing is not an option....sad bugger cannae clear the zipper!

 

[muth]

I don't believe you,,,guess you better show us

As you know, vaginas can't be seen. They can only be felt.

 

[Fishee]

ok sorry,,,,,it aint you guys its family,,,,,,,more beer,,,,alls better just needed to vent,,,,,you guys are sometimes better than my real family,,,you are my family any more,,,,loves ya peeps

 

[Cruel-Phate]

I'm not so sure Muth , i really didn't need to know about the above comment ( i'm pretty sure i never inquired about it) but some people just love to share i suppose.

It was to much for me...I am still to immature and can't even solve the question why stuff does not fall out

 

[MKPM]

 

[Cruel-Phate]

Sorry, I can't find the dislike button, I am clicking everywhere and it's not working

 

[MKPM]

 

[Donald Bickers]

As you know, vaginas can't be seen. They can only be felt.

pick me ,,,,pick me

 

[vaperature]

 

[Midniteoyl]

 

[MKPM]

As you know, vaginas can't be seen. They can only be felt.

I've heard one before

 

[Donald Bickers]

I really didn't need all that

 

[Fishee]

 

[MKPM]

I really didn't need all that

They did

 

[Donald Bickers]

Sorry, I can't find the dislike button, I am clicking everywhere and it's not working

 

[vaperature]

 

[InMyImage]

God damn mother fucker

I think you meant "fly fucker" Although in reality, he's probably a fly eater...

 

[MKPM]

"And as I withdrew...her vagina barked like a furious hellhound.....it's queef shook the panes, and brought down a passing airliner"

 

[Midniteoyl]

LMAO! I always say 'emu' to my g'kids and they always try to correct me.. One day they asked why I cant get it and I answered 'cause they are a stoopid as the bird! Close enough!'

 

[Fishee]

yay! kissing fish

 

[Donald Bickers]

is that Fishee behind closed doors ?

 

[muth]

Cat get your tongue? I'm only fookin' with ya'!

 

[Fishee]

"And as I withdrew...her vagina barked like a furious hellhound.....it's queef shook the panes, and brought down a passing airliner"

 

[vaperature]

 

[Midniteoyl]

ok sorry,,,,,it aint you guys its family,,,,,,,more beer,,,,alls better just needed to vent,,,,,you guys are sometimes better than my real family,,,you are my family any more,,,,loves ya peeps

 

[MKPM]

 

[muth]

It was to much for me...I am still to immature and can't even solve the question why stuff does not fall out

Fall out? watchoo talkin bout, Willis?

 

[Fishee]

LMAO! I always say 'emu' to my g'kids and they always try to correct me.. One day they asked why I cant get it and I answered 'cause they are a stoopid as the bird! Close enough!'

 

[InMyImage]

Only I will find this funny. @Hobby Kid might as well

Hate to break this to you... but Mr. Scott sort of infected all us geeks over here in the US and we can translate your highland code

 

[Midniteoyl]

It just occurred to me after watching vid #2...........I SPOKE IN PUBLIC!!!! sorta

You did... and I heard the Scottish 'fuck'

 

[MKPM]

Hate to break this to you... but Mr. Scott sort of infected all us geeks over here in the US and we can translate your highland code

Och A NOO!!!!