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yeah, if they are used to daily interactions..3 days will disrupt them...and they will act out...



Heh, Tiki is like 4yo, but thinks she's a kitten. Good that Gabby is there for the young one.
I've wanted to get a kitten, but unsure of how Tiki would react...
Gabby hated the kitten at first but then she became like a mother figure she cleans her and protects her from loverboy

loverboy and Gabby fight over the kitten.
they think the other one is being mean when really the kitten is just being a jerk so they fight each other to protect her
 

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Glad you made it home in one piece @cherrycakes
Sorry about the cats and the flying.
I don't like either one sooo....;)

Hope you and everyone else has a good evening.
I gots to go make pizzas for the football fans.

see y'all later
Next time I swear to God I am driving .
if we take turns it should only take like a day and a half.
It took me 3 days but that was with a cat and I had to stop to sleep
 

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Gabby hated the kitten at first but then she became like a mother figure she cleans her and protects her from loverboy

loverboy and Gabby fight over the kitten.
they think the other one is being mean when really the kitten is just being a jerk so they fight each other to protect her

Ya, male cats can be incredibly possessive and jealous. which is why I only have had fixed females.
 

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GLWT!!!

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Judging by today's games thus far, my Seahawks are going to the Superbowl, again. And, winning. ;P

Name one team that can actually stop them. :D

The south is DOA, east is sickly and SF is dead... rams are no threat.

WE can get buys AND home field in the loudest field in the NFL....

Seattle is gonna pillage yer daughters and they will ask for seconds...

hate to say it, but you could be right.

edit: tho they seem to be having problems getting it in gear today.
 
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crap, aaron is out of the game. :(
 

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hate to say it, but you could be right.

edit: tho they seem to be having problems getting it in gear today.

Ya, but we excel in second half hijinxs and points...study ya for a quarter or two, then pounce..that's what Hawks do. ;)

It's 6-0, not even a TD down....we can fix that in one throw.

Oh loook....6-3
 

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SACKED

We're coming on now....I bet we win by two TDs...after we break their will..
We have the best defense in the NFL. ;-)

We frustrate opponents into their own deaths....
 
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and aaron is back and packers lead :)

I'm glad the packers are doing well. But we just got a TD...

We'll destroy the Packers....they are a one-note team, can't even grok our defense...and they have no offense....lol

Honestly, nobody can beat the Seahawks but the Seahawks....
We are better than last year, if we don't fuck up, we will win another SB. Dead shit to rights.

We got seed in yer playoff hole...19 to 6 bitches...
 
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I'm glad the packers are doing well. But we just got a TD...

We'll destroy the Packers....they are a one-note team, can't even grok our defense...and they have no offense....lol

Honestly, nobody can beat the Seahawks but the Seahawks....
We are better than last year, if we don't fuck up, we will win another SB. Dead shit to rights.

We got seed in yer playoff hole...

no offense???? check again, skipper.
 

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20-6, 9:10 left

that means we get buys and field..GL rest of the NFL....

Ya'll gona die in Chief Seattle's Land....
 

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seattle is probably the hottest team right now but it's not fair to say the packers suck. they have 57 TD's this year. make that 58 now. :)
true, i never said they suck. I like da bears and packers, but if they can't win....

Seattle sucked for 20yrs, now we dont :D
 

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Heh, still 20-6, 6min left

Whut i tell ya? We watch, we wait, then we pounce....

Get ready....
 

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Yes, please?
You talk a big game, I was in RHPS cast and ran a fetish website with over 20 webmodels back in the late 90's.

Of course, that will scare you....my apologies. ;)

I'm part Princess Bride, part Deliverance...lol
But, fear not, I would not hurt ya, Kelli. You are a dear and beautiful thing. . =)

I tell ya about me ex?

We got together, things and such...found out she'd been raped two months before. Soooo, after I found the guy and put the fear of Cthulhu into him...took us three months to get to that point of intimacy ourselves. Pretty sure I had a boner the entire time...she liked to sleep wit only a tee shirt on...lol

But, I respected her choice...we waited until she initiated it...b0y did she.
Then, we fucked like rabbits for two years. ;-)

She was a Virgo Gypsy, I'm a Leo Celt...imagine dat shit....it did not end well, but I wouldn't take it back.
 
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Yawn


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@CaFF well done sir. Your lads DEMOLISHED a 6-10 team! *snicker*


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good sammich?
It's like 7pm EST...whut joo doin?
Truthfully? A burrito from Qudoba that I'm having second thoughts about.


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Whutevah. I don't understand NFL.


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Whutevah. I don't understand NFL.


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you dont want to, thus you dont. yer heart is back home...

I came into here at 13 as a foster kid , i had to learn or die.
you came as an adult. no excuses there....you had a choice.
 

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you dont want to, thus you dont. yer heart is back home...
Pretty much. I don't understand the need for refreshment breaks every 5 minutes.


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I wish i had a country...but i really dont.

Do you?

Not being a wanker..just ..I wish I had a diferent life.

in canada, wher I was born, I'm a stranger, here, i'm never one of them, in the UK where I feel I belong, I would be an American..even though I'm a Canadian citizen.

I jus wana go home. To Scotland. I want to die in the peat like my ancestors.

My birth name, before I was adopted, long gone now for over 40 years... Terrance Stewart Lawrence Moore.

Every syllable of that name has a meaning....even the number of letters was intentional.

Lawrence is my da's name, and his da's name...stewart is mum's clan and my grandfathers sirname going back to the 1400's on paper, moore is my da's sirname..fookin black irish wank.

I miss that person I neer was...
 
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Pikeys!


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I am an American *waves flag*


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I was all YAY USA in the 80s...then the 90s happened and i was homeless for a decade.

Thanks to fucked up 1979 politics, I'm classed as a Canadian Citizen and Permanent Legal Alien in the USA.

Even though i was born in Canada and came here as a toddler. Then, adopted by US citizens in 1981.

No dual, no nada. I'm only a canuck..but have never lived there...so Im not one of them either.

I wanan leave this continent. I really like AU, but Scotland is my heart's home...I know it's fucked there...but...I see it and ...I want it.
 

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I was all YAY USA in the 80s...then the 90s happened and i was homeless for a decade.

Thanks to fucked up 1979 politics, I'm classed as a Canadian Citizen and Permanent Legal Alien in the USA.

Even though i was born in Canada and came here as a toddler. Then, adopted by US citizens in 1981.

No dual, no nada. I'm only a canuck..but have never lived there...so Im not one of them either.

I wanan leave this continent.
This one is no different than the others


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This one is no different than the others


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Incorrect.

Wher ya be is where you are, surely.....but where your heart is, is where you thrive.
Perhaps why you ran to the Church..from PTSD or just misery, IDK. If I'd gone to war, I'd have no guilt.

I tried to enlist in 93...couldn't. I'm too fuckig blind to kill people apparently. With an ASVAB in the 90th percentile...

Might take a month or two, but in Scotland, I'd feel at home. It is my blood, my past lives are all Celt.
 

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Poetic. Doesnae apply to me. I want you to be complete my brother.


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There is nothing left for me there. I will never return.


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There is nothing left for me there. I will never return.


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TBH, I do not think you are correct. There is, and you know it. The Land will compel you.

Jus a feelin....I'm good on that.. Mother was the Scot....ya know how that works...;)

I can se dreams too...yer, i donna kno if wann..lol I've nuf orrer for meself.

Your still lost my friend, but you have a good and old soul...it will lead you.
 
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My destiny is elsewhere. Scotland is for Scots.....I've moved on.


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My destiny is elsewhere. Scotland is for Scots.....I've moved on.


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Bollocks and shenanigans..

You are a fucking Scot. Forever. If yer on the dammned Moon yer a Scot.

As indelible as the ink 'o yer back.

Destiny implies you have no choice. Which is utter shite. We all make choices.

I could've moved to Ireland in 2001, or AU in 1999..I didn't. Glad, be cuase those situations imploed.

Mate, if I was u, I'd be proud. Damn the bitches. I herd ya brogue up in there...atta boyo. ;-)

You git to WA, I'll buy ya the darkest pint ya er seen...we have like twelve breweries here...

And, St John's Cathedral is fair stunning...
 
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I dunno, we are both tortured souls.
Perhaps for different sorts of reasons. But, just the same, we neglect who we are.

What we do, is not who we are. What we have done, is not who we become.
Tiki is my salvation...she came to me on Friday the 13th of Feb. 2002. Yes, a Friday the 13th.

She is my Consciousness and my Familiar after a fashion....

When I sleep with her next to me, I sleep well...if not, I have terrible dreams of battles and horrific bloodshed. Sometimes she will get up and move away from me because of it. Not leaving me, but not close.

I now now what my father lived with...it is not a fun burden. It drove him mad by 45, I'm 48..fuck Fate.
 
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I dunno, we are both tortured souls.
Perhaps for different sorts of reasons. But, just the same, we neglect who we are.

What we do, is not who we are. What we have done, is not who we become.
What I do is merely a reflection of whom I've become.
 

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I dunno, we are both tortured souls.
Perhaps for different sorts of reasons. But, just the same, we neglect who we are.

What we do, is not who we are. What we have done, is not who we become.
Tiki is my salvation...she came to me on Friday the 13th of Feb. 2002. Yes, a Friday the 13th.

She is my Consciousness
My soul is always besieged, the Grace is in the knowledge that it can not conquer me. My mind is infected daily...but it cannot and will not proceed to my heart. :)
 

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seattle is probably the hottest team right now they have 57 TD's this year. :)

Really?

57 STD's?

Wow, their parents must be so proud of them!

Please keep them away from anyone I know:D
 

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