yomajesty
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This DIY FlavourArt ejuice recipe is not for the prudish. It produces an ORGASMIC FLAVOR EXPLOSION that makes your mouth water with every puff.
"I spelunked in my gosh darn trousers. Didn't see that coming! I didn't know what to tell Grandma and Aunt Betty. Great juice!" - Bob Jordan from Toledo, Ohio
This ain't one of your grampa's e-liquid recipes. It's a BOLD and creamy fruity recipe that's been known to cause embarrassing orgasms in public places like bus stops, the sidewalks in front of coffee shops, designated smoking areas near classroom buildings, upscale restaurant patios, strip clubs and karaoke bars. If you have a silly sex face, you're more likely to run into problems. However, if you keep your cool, this magic ejuice elixir might just get you laid.
Flavors (percentages are in the recipe below): FA Catalan Cream, Strawberry, Black Cherry and Forest Fruit. Non-virgin (real) version: Add some cayenne pepper extract for a sizzlin' adventure your wildest wet dreams will never simulate. Warning: One person told me that vaping cayenne can be highly dangerous.
The Catalan Cream (creme brulee) provides a "full" and satisfying, milky, spicy and sweet flavor with hints of cinnamon, caramel and vanilla.
I only used FlavourArt flavorings with cult followings and tons of 5 star reviews. Steeping is not necessary, but it does bring out some highly titillating notes. Cherry, strawberry and Catalan Cream are dominant in the aftertaste.
My recipes are the ones the so-called "experts" warn you about. You know, the wimps who say that you can't make flavourArt recipes with 25% flavoring concentration. They're fake news. Don't worry about them. This is 2017, and they don't matter anymore.
Hot Creamy Fruit Orgy Recipe:
74% PG/PV/Nic
5% FlavourArt Black Cherry concentrate
5% FA Strawberry
10% FA Forest Fruit Mix
3% FA Catalan Cream
3% Sucralose Sweetener
(Non-virgin [real] HCFO Option, Possibly Dangerous) Cayenne Pepper Extract to Taste for Truly Authentic HCFO
Note: This was mixed with 50/50 VG/PG and 18mg/ml nicotine.
You may share this post/recipe elsewhere online. Please give credit to Dr Yo Majesty and do the proper austerities to Yours Truly when making this magic elixir recipe. No weak girlymon versions will be worthy of the name Hot Creamy Fruit Orgy. Cutting the flavoring in half is grounds for expulsion from the Kingdom, and we make our tar nice and hot. The feathers are nice and soft for sleeping on the hard ground, though. Thanks for your understanding.
Yo Majesty MSD LSD
Doctor of Mad Science
Doctor of Lewd Science
"I spelunked in my gosh darn trousers. Didn't see that coming! I didn't know what to tell Grandma and Aunt Betty. Great juice!" - Bob Jordan from Toledo, Ohio
This ain't one of your grampa's e-liquid recipes. It's a BOLD and creamy fruity recipe that's been known to cause embarrassing orgasms in public places like bus stops, the sidewalks in front of coffee shops, designated smoking areas near classroom buildings, upscale restaurant patios, strip clubs and karaoke bars. If you have a silly sex face, you're more likely to run into problems. However, if you keep your cool, this magic ejuice elixir might just get you laid.
Flavors (percentages are in the recipe below): FA Catalan Cream, Strawberry, Black Cherry and Forest Fruit. Non-virgin (real) version: Add some cayenne pepper extract for a sizzlin' adventure your wildest wet dreams will never simulate. Warning: One person told me that vaping cayenne can be highly dangerous.
The Catalan Cream (creme brulee) provides a "full" and satisfying, milky, spicy and sweet flavor with hints of cinnamon, caramel and vanilla.
I only used FlavourArt flavorings with cult followings and tons of 5 star reviews. Steeping is not necessary, but it does bring out some highly titillating notes. Cherry, strawberry and Catalan Cream are dominant in the aftertaste.
My recipes are the ones the so-called "experts" warn you about. You know, the wimps who say that you can't make flavourArt recipes with 25% flavoring concentration. They're fake news. Don't worry about them. This is 2017, and they don't matter anymore.
Hot Creamy Fruit Orgy Recipe:
74% PG/PV/Nic
5% FlavourArt Black Cherry concentrate
5% FA Strawberry
10% FA Forest Fruit Mix
3% FA Catalan Cream
3% Sucralose Sweetener
(Non-virgin [real] HCFO Option, Possibly Dangerous) Cayenne Pepper Extract to Taste for Truly Authentic HCFO
Note: This was mixed with 50/50 VG/PG and 18mg/ml nicotine.
You may share this post/recipe elsewhere online. Please give credit to Dr Yo Majesty and do the proper austerities to Yours Truly when making this magic elixir recipe. No weak girlymon versions will be worthy of the name Hot Creamy Fruit Orgy. Cutting the flavoring in half is grounds for expulsion from the Kingdom, and we make our tar nice and hot. The feathers are nice and soft for sleeping on the hard ground, though. Thanks for your understanding.
Yo Majesty MSD LSD
Doctor of Mad Science
Doctor of Lewd Science
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