okay, so here is a tidbit from the land of terrible ideas...
first, some backstory...
many years ago, when the earth was new and the rocks were soft, I ran across a sound clip from a radio show... couple of shock jocks taking calls about random topics... this particular morning's topic was aimed at gents and the subject in question was about situations and ensuing results from gents who, when engaged in sweaty intimacy with their lady friend and barreling down the highway of physical love, had inadvertently (or so they stipulated...) taken the wrong off ramp and somehow engaged in something they referred to as 'accidental butt sex' (WTF? seriously? is that a thing?... "WHOOOPSIE! My bad!"... SMH...)... now, the caller in question launched into a hysterical rendition of how his lady love had immediately and miraculously transformed into Flipper (the dolphin) and started emitting a series of high pitched squeaks
exhibit A :
backstory complete.
now, recently, relating this story to a coworker whilst traveling, I felt I simply had not done it justice - so, through the miracle of technology, I embarked upon a TERRIBLE FUCKING IDEA
enter Google Voice Search
NEVER. EVER. NEVER. Google search the term Dolphin Butt Sex... it doesn't end well
I will now drink more coffee, sit here in my wrongness and be wrong.
So. That happened.