ECF Refugee Thread All welcome though

[roxynoodle]

Good morning, all, and GFY!

Take it from a woman...some men don't know the difference, but thankfully I do, thus preventing accidental butt sex

 

[chopdoc]

Good morning yall.

I tried a few times to have an "accident" like that and always was the same thing. She said "higher or we are done" and higher it went!

But seriously, without lube that shit aint happening!

And GFY's

 

[haleysdadda]

Considering your previous dolphin discussion, I can't help but wonder HOW you mix the Keister Bunny.

MUTHA FUCKIN' TOUCHSCREEN! Well since I'm already here GFYs everyone & good morning! Took Princess Poops Alot (AKA Flo, AKA Daddas baby gurl, AKA The most beautiful kidden face in the world......) to the vet yesterday to get her teeth cleaned! When the vet called to tell us when we could pick up our little Princess upp he told us that she has chronic Jinjivitus ( can't spel worth a fuck)! He also said this is caused by her being allergic to the plaque on her teeth and is very painful! He recommended that we have all her teeth pulled and she's only 14 months old because it is so painful! The Mamma looked this condition up & found it is an actual thing that mostly happens to older kiddens but can also happen to kiddens at 1 year! The funny thing is she shows no sign of pain! As a matter of fact a couple hours after we got her home she was eating crunchies! So our plan is to brush her teeth regularly, feed her the best tartar control dry food money can buy, & have her teeth cleaned twice a year to mitigate the problem! Because we really don't want her to be like the dadda when he goes to bed at night! The thing is that the minute she shows any sign of pain while eating we will immediately have her teeth pulled! She WILL NOT SUFFER! I promise! I just has a sad cuz my Princess isn't perfect in every way! She is still the bestest kidden face in the whole word & she loves the mamma & the dadda!

 

[roxynoodle]

MUTHA FUCKIN' TOUCHSCREEN! Well since I'm already here GFYs everyone & good morning! Took Princess Poops Alot (AKA Flo, AKA Daddas baby gurl, AKA The most beautiful kidden face in the world......) to the vet yesterday to get her teeth cleaned! When the vet called to tell us when we could pick up our little Princess upp he told us that she has chronic Jinjivitus ( can't spel worth a fuck)! He also said this is caused by her being allergic to the plaque on her teeth and is very painful! He recommended that we have all her teeth pulled and she's only 14 months old because it is so painful! The Mamma looked this condition up & found it is an actual thing that mostly happens to older kiddens but can also happen to kiddens at 1 year! The funny thing is she shows no sign of pain! As a matter of fact a couple hours after we got her home she was eating crunchies! So our plan is to brush her teeth regularly, feed her the best tartar control dry food money can buy, & have her teeth cleaned twice a year to mitigate the problem! Because we really don't want her to be like the dadda when he goes to bed at night! The thing is that the minute she shows any sign of pain while eating we will immediately have her teeth pulled! She WILL NOT SUFFER! I promise! I just has a sad cuz my Princess isn't perfect in every way! She is still the bestest kidden face in the whole word & she loves the mamma & the dadda!

Wishing you all the best

Cats do tend to hide illness and pain, but use your best judgement My dearly departed Sadie hid liver cancer from me. She seemed perfectly fine, then suddenly went from 14lbs to 7lbs in just a few days. Thankfully, your kitty's ailment isn't terminal so I'm sure she will be fine. Worst case scenario, she will need canned food. I'm sure she won't complain! I had a dog that the vet had to pull most of her teeth, and she immediately felt better afterwards. I'm actually the one who figured out the "mystery" infection was in her mouth. We thought she had no appetite, but I realized she was hungry when I offered hamburgers. She did want to eat, just wasn't able to eat her dry food.

 

[MyMagicMist]

Good morning yall.

I tried a few times to have an "accident" like that and always was the same thing. She said "higher or we are done" and higher it went!

But seriously, without lube that shit aint happening!

And GFY's

"Slippery soap" ... * wanders on whistling innocently *

 

[Moueix]

Damn! Some things cannot be unseen. I need fine grit sand paper now to wipe my bleeding eyes. LOL

See, I used predictive technology to steer me towards the second video of the girl scuba diving. she was laughing, thought it was hilarious. That Dolphin was on scent

 

[roxynoodle]

I was wise enough not to watch the video

 

[MyMagicMist]

See, I used predictive technology to steer me towards the second video of the girl scuba diving. she was laughing, thought it was hilarious. That Dolphin was on scent

Pre-dick-tive technology, eh? Wonder if dolphin sonar is that. I once read about a dolphin and .. oh, erm, um .. Look a squirrel!

 

[MyMagicMist]

I was wise enough not to watch the video

Oh, I see now ... huh, that's what that wisdom stuff is about. Well, I saw the video but there was far more than a simple video. Some looking glasses get very foggy indeed. Excuse me, need to fetch that squirrel ...

 

[AndriaD]

Oh, sweet mother of God.. NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Some things just shouldn't be done, and this might be one of them!
Like Rogue's Voodoo Donuts Bacon Maple Bar Beer. Yes, it tasted like bacon and a maple bar. In beer. In no way was it ever right to do that to beer!

Yeah... I always just thought beer should taste like... BEER. Not lime, apples, or any kind of damn FRUIT... just BEER. But then, I feel that way about tea, too, with the sole exception of Constant Comment.
Oh and g'mornin' y'all, and GFYs!!

Andria

 

[AndriaD]

okay, so here is a tidbit from the land of terrible ideas...

first, some backstory...

many years ago, when the earth was new and the rocks were soft, I ran across a sound clip from a radio show... couple of shock jocks taking calls about random topics... this particular morning's topic was aimed at gents and the subject in question was about situations and ensuing results from gents who, when engaged in sweaty intimacy with their lady friend and barreling down the highway of physical love, had inadvertently (or so they stipulated...) taken the wrong off ramp and somehow engaged in something they referred to as 'accidental butt sex' (WTF? seriously? is that a thing?... "WHOOOPSIE! My bad!"... SMH...)... now, the caller in question launched into a hysterical rendition of how his lady love had immediately and miraculously transformed into Flipper (the dolphin) and started emitting a series of high pitched squeaks

exhibit A :

backstory complete.

now, recently, relating this story to a coworker whilst traveling, I felt I simply had not done it justice - so, through the miracle of technology, I embarked upon a TERRIBLE FUCKING IDEA

enter Google Voice Search

NEVER. EVER. NEVER. Google search the term Dolphin Butt Sex... it doesn't end well

I will now drink more coffee, sit here in my wrongness and be wrong.

So. That happened.

Actually... that once happened to me and the ol man. I wonder if it's any coincidence that it was the last time I got drunk? I mean... I was sometimes up for it, with *proper preparation*... but not the accidental variety, no thank you. But it really was the last time I got drunk.

On second thought, I'm pretty sure it was the DTs the next day that deterred any "hair o'the dog," and the 3 day hangover that deterred any further drinking.

Andria

 

[VaporCarp]

 

[VaporCarp]

Actually... that once happened to me and the ol man. I wonder if it's any coincidence that it was the last time I got drunk? I mean... I was sometimes up for it, with *proper preparation*... but not the accidental variety, no thank you. But it really was the last time I got drunk.

On second thought, I'm pretty sure it was the DTs the next day that deterred any "hair o'the dog," and the 3 day hangover that deterred any further drinking.

Andria

Quoted for Hank

 

[AndriaD]

Quoted for Hank

Why?

Andria

 

[Romano Cheese]

What is going on in here ???

 

[roxynoodle]

This is making the tampon discussion look mild, lol!

 

[VaporCarp]

This is making the tampon discussion look mild, lol!

 

[The Cromwell]

What is going on in here ???

I never can tell what is going on in here.

 

[Romano Cheese]

I never can tell what is going on in here.

From animal semen to plundering the booty...idk if I can hang out with you guys anymore

 

[chopdoc]

This is making the tampon discussion look mild, lol!

Conversation has turned a bit shitty

 

[doc_iguana]

From animal semen to plundering the booty...idk if I can hang out with you guys anymore

yeah, but you know damn good and well you can't hang out with us any less, either

 

[Romano Cheese]

yeah, but you know damn good and well you can't hang out with us any less, either

So tell me your thoughts on Donkey Punching?

Conversation has turned a bit shitty

If it's getting shitty someone has to mention the Cleveland Steamer

 

[VaporCarp]

We'll touch on dirty sanchez tomorrow

 

[AndriaD]

So, how 'bout that vape, y'all!

Andria

 

[always9988]

 

[AndriaD]

And vapor! Don't forget that!

Andria

 

[Huckleberried]

 

[Huckleberried]

I swear, I just really never know what I'm walking into in here when I go through my alerts. Good think I'm not backing in.

 

[AndriaD]

I swear, I just really never know what I'm walking into in here when I go through my alerts. Good think I'm not backing in.

It's gotta be all that repression and oppression we endured for so long over at ECF... now the stopper's out! LOOK OUT BELOW!!!!!!!

Andria

 

[doc_iguana]

I swear, I just really never know what I'm walking into in here when I go through my alerts. Good think I'm not backing in.

may be one of the reasons dolphins use sonar...

 

[roxynoodle]

It's gotta be all that repression and oppression we endured for so long over at ECF... now the stopper's out! LOOK OUT BELOW!!!!!!!

Andria

I think so, lol!

 

[Romano Cheese]

I go to the beer store and you guys do nothing. Entertain me!!!

 

[roxynoodle]

All I can say is, "Holy shit!"

 

[doc_iguana]

All I can say is, "HolEy shit!"

repairbot stands ready to assist

 

[f1r3b1rd]

Walked in........
Walking out


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[always9988]

I go to the beer store and you guys do nothing. Entertain me!!!

I got speechless. It doesn't happen often. Enjoy it

 

[doc_iguana]

zomg... weekend, please?

 

[always9988]

zomg... weekend, please?

Getting closer!

 

[AndriaD]

Tomorrow's not just Friday... it's PAYDAY!!!!!!!!


Andria

 

[chopdoc]

I go to the beer store and you guys do nothing. Entertain me!!!

 

[pwheeler]

You all know how to entertain those of us who are busy at work, but get a little snippet of time here and there to read a little. You all are off the wall!

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[roxynoodle]

When I was a little kid, our dog used to eat my crayons and shit out colors.

 

[chopdoc]

 

[always9988]

When I was a little kid, our dog used to eat my crayons and shit out colors.

The dog we recently had ate play dough. Same thing. And paper towels. And sidewalk chalk. And shoes... Ok so she ate everything. Pooper scooper duty was always interesting

 

[roxynoodle]

The dog we recently had ate play dough. Same thing. And paper towels. And sidewalk chalk. And shoes... Ok so she ate everything. Pooper scooper duty was always interesting

My current dog will eat damn near anything. Probably good I don't have children. The dog would be eating their Barbie dolls and Tonka trucks.

 

[chopdoc]

My boy wont eat stuff like that but he has a bad food fetish, and will steal the cat food bowl off the counter the moment we walk out the door if we dont position it where he cant get it. He will steal food if he can. last month the ex was here and I was grilling so threw an extra ribeye on the fire for her. Brought it in and told her to wake up for she was asleep on the couch, and I put her steak on the coffee table. She said she was awake. 5 minutes later i looked and she was still asleep and her plate was empty. Yep, my boy got that ribeye lol

 

[JuicyLucy]

okay, so here is a tidbit from the land of terrible ideas...

first, some backstory...

many years ago, when the earth was new and the rocks were soft, I ran across a sound clip from a radio show... couple of shock jocks taking calls about random topics... this particular morning's topic was aimed at gents and the subject in question was about situations and ensuing results from gents who, when engaged in sweaty intimacy with their lady friend and barreling down the highway of physical love, had inadvertently (or so they stipulated...) taken the wrong off ramp and somehow engaged in something they referred to as 'accidental butt sex' (WTF? seriously? is that a thing?... "WHOOOPSIE! My bad!"... SMH...)... now, the caller in question launched into a hysterical rendition of how his lady love had immediately and miraculously transformed into Flipper (the dolphin) and started emitting a series of high pitched squeaks

exhibit A :

backstory complete.

now, recently, relating this story to a coworker whilst traveling, I felt I simply had not done it justice - so, through the miracle of technology, I embarked upon a TERRIBLE FUCKING IDEA

enter Google Voice Search

NEVER. EVER. NEVER. Google search the term Dolphin Butt Sex... it doesn't end well

I will now drink more coffee, sit here in my wrongness and be wrong.

So. That happened.

That woman wasn't the only thing violated ----

I'm sitting here totaling up the number of work place violations I just committed

 

[always9988]

 

[JuicyLucy]

See, I used predictive technology to steer me towards the second video of the girl scuba diving. she was laughing, thought it was hilarious. That Dolphin was on scent

All right raunch people --- I'm going back to work.

 

[AndriaD]

I'm not raunchy, just country. Sitting here listening to Craig Morgan's "Redneck Yacht Club."

Andria