ECF Refugee Thread All welcome though

[Hank F. Spankman]

Hi Henry etta, there is a thread "Squankers and Bonkers"

Is a squanker a squonking wanker? lol

 

[JuicyLucy]

"Squankers and Bonkers"

I think that is what I will name my new company selling repurposed cellulose.

 

[Hank F. Spankman]

Wait. Y'all didn't drag any Jollies here with you? (Jolly, as in, English person)

 

[Henry Etta]

Squankers sounds more Aussie, to me...

 

[always9988]

it happens?

 

[JuicyLucy]

Squankers sounds more Aussie, to me...

I think its sound like HANK.

What does that F stand for in your middle name anyway?

 

[f1r3b1rd]

I wont say sorry

 

[always9988]

I wont say sorry

Pain in the ass ya are I'm not saying it this time

 

[Hank F. Spankman]

I think its sound like HANK.

What does that F stand for in your middle name anyway?

I'm sure if you think for, maybe, half a second you'll finger it out Lucy lol It's pretty obvious

 

[Hank F. Spankman]

I wont say sorry

Pain in the ass ya are I'm not saying it this time

I will. You're both fucking sorry!

 

[JuicyLucy]

I'm sure if you think for, maybe, half a second you'll finger it out Lucy lol It's pretty obvious

FRANCINE! I knew it!!!!

 

[Hank F. Spankman]

FRANCINE! I knew it!!!!

Fucking. Hank FUCKING Spankman

 

[Hank F. Spankman]

FRANCINE! I knew it!!!!

I was dubbed this name by my best friend. He passed a few years back. I keep the Hank flag flying in his honor. I still miss the shit out of him too

 

[JuicyLucy]

I was dubbed this name by my best friend. He passed a few years back. I keep the Hank flag flying in his honor. I still miss the shit out of him too

Moment of silence for Spanky

 

[Hank F. Spankman]

Moment of silence for Spanky

Nah, no need for that shit lol

 

[f1r3b1rd]

I will. You're both fucking sorry!

 

[Hank F. Spankman]

What's that? You wanted the clone? Oh, ok! lol

 

[f1r3b1rd]

What's that? You wanted the clone? Oh, ok! lol

 

[JuicyLucy]

Now that is the creepiest post I've seen on this thread all day and it was already seriously ripe

 

[f1r3b1rd]

I thought the baby one was cute

 

[Hank F. Spankman]

Now that is the creepiest post I've seen on this thread all day and it was already seriously ripe

I beg to differ.... but, I REALLY don't want to talk about THAT

 

[Romano Cheese]

@Vesuvius all aboard!!!

 

[Huckleberried]

Fucking. Hank FUCKING Spankman

We all say this a lot. Bout damn time you caught on.

 

[Hank F. Spankman]

We all say this a lot. Bout damn time you caught on.

They wouldn't let me use it! lol

 

[always9988]

I beg to differ.... but, I REALLY don't want to talk about THAT

Dear god please don't

 

[Hank F. Spankman]

Dear god please don't

#Thatswhatimsayin!

 

[f1r3b1rd]

I beg to differ.... but, I REALLY don't want to talk about THAT

I'm still nauseous

 

[The Cromwell]

All I can say is, "Holy shit!"

Papal Poop?

 

[roxynoodle]

Hi everyone! Just wanted to say... HOLY FUCKING SHITBALLS GODDAMN CUNT, MOTHERFUCKER WOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Wow, that feels good.
I'm not an official refugee just yet- not until you get a dedicated squonker section. I mean, come ON, why is there no squonker section? You can call us "BFers" if you like...
Anyway, I've been lurking a while. OK so I joined like over a year ago, but didn't hang out here much, because of the lack of squonker section (did I mention that already?) and there are some modders on the other forum I really like.
I don't know what's wrong with me, but I have this horrifying fascination with internet drama, and so I've been following some of the shit that's gone down with former EFC members recently, which turns out to be quite the rabbit hole, and so I thought I'd poke my head in here and check it out...
You guys are fucking hilarious! And I can say that!
It's liberating. Plus, the DIY section is waaaay better over here.
So, anyway, hi, I'm Henry Etta. I'm looking forward to participating in conversations about tampons and accidental butt sex.

Welcome and GFY! The exiled, and self exiled are glad you joined our program in process.

 

[roxynoodle]

Papal Poop?

According to Rowdy, my potty mouthed parrot, her shit is holy.

 

[JuicyLucy]

Yeah, GFYs too. I'll look for that thread... thanks everyone!

You can see why so many of these folks got banned from the "other site"

 

[always9988]

You can see why so many of these folks got banned from the "other site"

Yes I dare someone to go talk about butt sex

 

[JuicyLucy]

Yes I dare someone to go talk about butt sex

You can sex a baboon just by looking at its butt. Nothing dirty about that unless you have a perverted mind.

 

[doc_iguana]

Yes I dare someone to go talk about butt sex

rofl - or you could just make a passing reference to the 'Angry Dolphin'...

 

[always9988]

rofl - or you could just make a passing reference to the 'Angry Dolphin'...

True. It has to specifically be angry dolphin accidental butt sex to work

 

[Hank F. Spankman]

rofl - or you could just make a passing reference to the 'Angry Dolphin'...

A pissed off porpoise?

 

[f1r3b1rd]

Yes I dare someone to go talk about butt sex

 

[AndriaD]

You can see why so many of these folks got banned from the "other site"

I got suspended, but only because retarded1 has a truly amazing imagination.

Andria

 

[Moueix]

Damnit! Why do I gotta be in the middle of a work crisis, during epic threads shit?

 

[doc_iguana]

Damnit! Why do I gotta be in the middle of a work crisis, during epic threads shit?

um... poor timing? (coincidentally, poor timing was at the heart of the Angry Dolphin debacle...)

 

[always9988]

Damnit! Why do I gotta be in the middle of a work crisis, during epic threads shit?

You're missing all the accidental butt sex. And tampons. Doesn't work know this is important stuff?

 

[JuicyLucy]

Damnit! Why do I gotta be in the middle of a work crisis, during epic threads shit?

I would have so fired anyone I caught looking at this thread on company time.

 

[f1r3b1rd]

I would have so fired anyone I caught looking at this thread on company time.

I would make them read it, in there best "morgan freeman" voice over the intercom

 

[JuicyLucy]

I had to shut my office door and hold my calls whenever I had a peak. Ahhhh, it's good to be queen...

 

[JuicyLucy]

um... poor timing? (coincidentally, poor timing was at the heart of the Angry Dolphin debacle...)

I think its a good time to start calling you FLIPPER

 

[celticluvr]

OMG!!!!

 

[JuicyLucy]

OMG!!!!

Hey Celtic - I think everyone is spent and having a vape

 

[always9988]

Hey Celtic - I think everyone is spent and having a vape

I went to get another drink. Came back to *chirp chirp*

 

[inspects]

Holy mackerel, gone for the day, four pages behind again.....GFY... and have a great evening all.....!

 

[JuicyLucy]

GFY inspects! I feel so good I feel like shopping for a new mech mod!