My sister in law used to have a pair of cockatiels she kept in the laundry room. The male started imitating the sound of the washing machine on spin cycle. It had a belt problem or something and it squeaked. He made that noise, VERY loudly, every time he and his missus had, um, "relations." It was screamingly funny!
Me and the Mr. were at a friend's vaycay house in Hawaii and I was sitting on the porch in the dark all by my lonesome, thinking about the wildlife I'd like to see before heading home: being a fan of bacon, wild pig was definitely at the top of my list.
After sitting there day dreaming, vaping away, I started to hear a rustling in the bushes, followed by loud snorting noises. It was pretty faint at first, but got louder and louder and the minutes passed, until I was thoroughly convinced there was a wild pig in the yard!
I was so excited, jumped up from the lawn chair to run inside to get my husband, and was appalled to discover what I thought was wild pigs in the bushes was actually my husband who had fallen fast asleep on the couch----