Good morning. Hope everyone is doing well and continues doing so today, even despite the invasion of cannibalistic bread alien zombies. I saw a bagel devour two slices of toast earlier and a cake attacked the zucchini bread. There might have been offspring from a sexual assault which happened in that case, there were some dancing Ho Ho cupcakes which seemed rather green.
The big cheese is calling for emergency water bombing of the nefarious bread. "We'll all just get drunk, nothing but silliness to come of it," he told reporters. Some fool commented on what the big cheese said but it was unintelligible. The little cheese said, "not enough degrees for them to be criticizing the big cheese that one." The military is on full alert with water hoses and beer steins.
National security advisor Boy U. Fleece announced cautionary measures. "If you find yourself flooded by beer, drink don't drown. We will get beer nuts, crackers and other assorted appetizers out to you as soon as we can." Today's weather forecast calls for horseshoe rains with a touch irradiated fog. Stay tuned to WKNGZ The station where navel gazing is all the rage, and joy too. Run 'er slow.