We're fucked either fucking way it goes
Couldn't agree more. Ones dumb and the others dangerous I will leave it up to you to figure out which is which.
We're fucked either fucking way it goes
NO shit. Everyone knows only women are allowed to grab someone of the opposite sex by the genitals
Couldn't agree more. Ones dumb and the others dangerous I will leave it up to you to figure out which is which.
Yeah... I was really wishing for an AA meeting on the ride home, but now that I've eaten, it seems less necessary. HALT - Hungry, Angry, Lonely, Tired -- are bad triggers for alcoholics, and I was 2 of 4 at the time, now just tired and stressed, but not completely demented. I'll survive much better without a drink, than with one.
Andria
Right? I just can't think of what he can POSSIBLY mean by "Grab". Ah well, all this pondering is making me hungry. I think I'll grab a sandwich.. maybe some fish tacos..
Always remember,
Hunger? Well, go eat something yummy.
Moo's grabbing sammys as we speak
What kind?
Grabbing Sammy's what?
Asked the same question but I think he has his mouth full
What kind?
Party First!I just find it amazingly fun to fuck with them one minute I had all of them agreeing we need a revolution and liking my posts. Next I have them all attacking me and probably wishing me harm. So predictable.
I can't lie I get a kick out of riling certain people up on the net and Trump supporters are easy prey.
I dunno if by wild chance Johnson did win.We're fucked either fucking way it goes
Ms Bobbit?NO shit. Everyone knows only women are allowed to grab someone of the opposite sex by the genitals
Party First!
Thinking last.
Naah I was thinking of religious partys.
Wait. That's not what you meant was it.
Party First!
Thinking last.
Ms Bobbit?
Naah I was thinking of religious partys.
I thought it was what did Jeff Dalhmer say to Lorena Bobbit?Great 90s joke:
What did Lorena Bobbit say to Jeffery Dahmer?
LOL can agree with that.I go to church but I skip their parties not enough drinking, fighting, or gratuitous nudity.
LOL can agree with that.
No knocking church, but politics is pretty much a faith based religion.
LOL can agree with that.
No knocking church, but politics is pretty much a faith based religion.
And here I thought you were a non-believer. You are just too cheap to pay tithing!
Oh shit! You're supposed to put money in there, I thought they were offering me lunch money for afterwards. I got some 'splaining to do.
Agreed. And to be quite honest I have issues putting that much faith in anyone especially a politician. Sometimes I don't do what is in the best interest for me, how in the world can I assume someone else will?
I AM a non believer. I do not believe in life after death.And here I thought you were a non-believer. You are just too cheap to pay tithing!
Yep Jerry has more efficient ways to steal from the offering plate.You stole from religion?!?
I'm calling Jerry Falwell!
I AM a non believer. I do not believe in life after death.
However if you want to believe it is fne with me.
As long as you let me not believe.
You stole from religion?!?
I'm calling Jerry Falwell!
Just the weather cooking my melon, hot as hell again today, this shit just won't end.......What's cooking in AZ today?
Heaven has no cell phones and internet?I am not so sure I do either. But I do think believing in something while I am here makes me a little better than if I did not, which is why I continue to go. The kicker is the only way I am going to find out is when I am dead and then I won't be able to log on and tell you all.
In all fairness they did say they wanted to help the poor and unfortunate. What's sports car? I got it on sale at Goodwill.
Heaven has no cell phones and internet?
How can it be heaven?
Well I am out of here heathens, y'all have a good one.
Gnite.Well I am out of here heathens, y'all have a good one.
Heaven has no cell phones and internet?
How can it be heaven?
No cell phones and no internet? Sounds like heaven to me! Just a never ending mountain road, with gas stations every 7/8th of the tank apart.
It's Heaven, Cromwell. Use your imagination. If you want it to be Moms basement, with Terabyte internet, you can have that too.
Sounds like the "Angels in Hell" series of books from the 80s - where whatever you think will happen to you in the afterlife is indeed how your soul will spend eternity
Funny as hell
You stay away from the grade schools!I dare you to come out from under your burqa and say that! I'm GETTING them virgins, hag!
You stay away from the grade schools!
I dare you to come out from under your burqa and say that! I'm GETTING them virgins, hag!
Moo - my diet pill is wearing off - you might want to quit quoting @Hank F. Spankman
You stay away from the grade schools!
Last I heard, they were near fresh out too...
Only at the Catholic schools
Oh, I could tell you stories. Unless you went to Catholic school too? hey... Lucille Christie?!?
Nah, us followers of Orthodox had to settle for public education opportunities, lol
Edit: I did attend a historically black Methodist college though, lol
I've heard about some of those black methods! Got quite an education, i imagine...