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Would you rather have the option of having

  • 5 x 30ml for $30

    Votes: 5 25.0%
  • 10 x 15ml for $30

    Votes: 9 45.0%
  • 15 x 10ml for $30

    Votes: 1 5.0%
  • 3 x 50ml for $30

    Votes: 5 25.0%

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Indigo Montoya isn't there yet
 

andy17s

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I believe they're still working on it. It'll be done shortly, don't worry. :)
 

CTFX

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I hope I'm under the promotion for the plastic dropper bottles. I ordered today
 

andy17s

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I laughed at that too
 

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Nor can i. I don't think he completely updated the site yet. If he had completed it he would be here chatting with us :)
 

CTFX

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Where is this said? Lol
 

andy17s

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Just like saying "if she hasn't played Mario Bros she's too young" lol
 

CTFX

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No I understand it bro....is on hermetic site?
 

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OMG that is fucking hilarious! About asshole kids on iPads hahhahahha
 

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Basically because MTV doesn't show music videos like it used to they're stating that if you have seen a music video on MTV before you're too young to be vaping lol I think...?
Just the opposite - if you've *never* seen a music video on MTV, you're too young to be vaping...
 

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"Do you guys really test your products on Martians?

Really?"

Lol at that.....with that said Martians did some weird shit to us.....so yes they have been tested as a secret covert revenge plot against them.....it was passed and here we are with awesome juice yay!
 

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Just the opposite - if you've *never* seen a music video on MTV, you're too young to be vaping...
Crap, auto correct changed my "haven't" to "have" stupid phone... But yeah that's what I meant.
 

andy17s

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That's what area 51 is. A martian vape testing lab lmao
 

CTFX

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Nice name for a juice Area 51 hmmmm.....
 

andy17s

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Put a little food coloring in it to make it green or something lol
 

andy17s

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I get vape mail tomorrow!!!! Can't wait to try truffle shuffle
 

CTFX

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I honestly have no clue what you just said...
 

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I don't even know where to begin responding. Webmaster calling in sick the day before we change our site = Joshua doing all the work for a change... I know it needs work...but its functional and definitely an improvement! Thoughts on sales/prices/flavors?
 

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Exactly. Oddly MTV, the Alchemist and I... all share a birthday.
I think I turned 19 that day back when... baddest ass thing we had ever seen... yes chillun's, there were videos. :)

So his started an hour ago and mine, here on the wet coast, in another hour and change.

HBD Alchemist!

:D

Thank You!!! It's my party and I'll cry if I want to!
 

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Then you're not culpable and they won't be coming for you. Lucky.

Humans probing folks as vengeance? Man... that's insane.
"Stop all Alien Testing!" ? Give me a break... they came here. Besides, some of them like it.
Look, I understand Martians aren't all sweetness and light... but still. :confused:

Bwaha
 

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Seeing as how its 3:30 right now...its my birthday and I'm just now getting off work (not for the day...for the month)..I'm sleeping in tomorrow! Let's vote on whether I should start a new thread or change the title of this amazing price of work.
 

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Did anyone click on the under 18 "I've never seen a video on MTV" button :) and yes Andy...that's exactly what I was insinuating :) if you don't remember when MTV played music videos you're too young to buy products with nicotine. (Believe it or not that disclaimer was the censored version...I left out my opinions on the FDA)
 

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I also resisted the temptation to link the button that you're supposed to click if you're under 18 to the most offensive porn site I could find. ;) ....its past my bedtime..
 

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Then you're not culpable and they won't be coming for you. Lucky.

Humans probing folks as vengeance? Man... that's insane.
"Stop all Alien Testing!" ? Give me a break... they came here. Besides, some of them like it.
Look, I understand Martians aren't all sweetness and light... but still. :confused:

Our martians are really nice...but that might just be because they are nicotine addicts now and we are the only means to get their fix. Eventually we will blackmale them for the blueprints to their martian rda's...who would buy a Hermetic Steam sub ohm tank from Mars?
 

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Also (feel free to comment on/ leave a review of the flavors you have tried on the new site...it would mean the world to me!)
 

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Seeing as how its 3:30 right now...its my birthday and I'm just now getting off work (not for the day...for the month)..I'm sleeping in tomorrow! Let's vote on whether I should start a new thread or change the title of this amazing price of work.
Well shit, Happy birthday!
 

andy17s

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The mail man just came... No juice...
 

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Unless it's coming ups but I highly doubt that.
 

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