Humour Mill - Smile a Day Challenge

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And just like that, I didn't need to pee anymore. lol

 

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somehow, I think "watch this" was involved

 

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somehow, I think "watch this" was involved

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Hold my beer!

In all my years inspecting utility poles I have never seen anything close to this...

 

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They sell it at Walmart!

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Hold my beer!

In all my years inspecting utility poles I have never seen anything close to this...

"Hold my beer and watch this!" --- Unofficial WV state motto.

Kid you not during the Crud, Governor Jim Justice on internal press conference discussing Crud, "People this is simple. Wear the fucking masks! We are doing all we can to save fucking lives here. Y'all need to fucking help."

He knew he had to speak fucking West Virginian, otherwise nobody would fucking understand him.

 

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Imagines about that instant a semi-auto pistol cocking, whispering, "You killed my dog, Thanos. How long do you think you live?"

Next line, most infamous last words, "I am Thanos, you couldn't have gotten that clo ... *bang,bang,bang, thud*."

 

[Michael H.]

This couple goes shopping and the husband grabs a 12 pack of beer..The wife says "Hey, put that back,that's 9.99...he puts it back all frustrated...The wife throws some make up in the cart and husband says "Hey what's all that?..She says "make up, it makes me look pretty..He says "that's 19.99 !!!! The beer was only 9.99 and it does the same thing.

 

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