Is it possible, Crom, that this is the answer to our unanswerable question from a few days ago (what fucked the brains of our youth and turned them all into gimme gimme pussies?). Shit is added to the lotions and shave creams and after shaves and cologne and the food you get at the stupidmarket and maybe there is a conspiracy theory that fits this... aliens are deliberately trying to subdue the human race (or some similar such crap).
Naah Aliens just want to make sure that hoomans never escape to the rest of the galaxy.
I think they shouldn't even have full access to the planet. They are crazy dangerous...
The only one on the planet or the only one on this thread?
Yeah. By the time it quit (around noonish), we had six inches on the ground. I know what fell out of the sky was more than that because, considering how wet we were, the first few inches wouldn't have stuck. Stupid ass weather jerkers said our total would be 1-3" and, when they forecast that, we were already at 4" on the ground. Temp got up to 40 (well, 39.5, but I am rounding to the even number) and by sunset, about 90% of the snow had melted. We have a huge shitload of standing water now.Snow again, wow....may see it right through the summer.......
That is really unbelievable.....damn-it damn/it damn=it.....
Looks like you will have to.....I bet Lannie is fit to be tied after the snowfall today.
Yep, pain in the ass
Only alien on this planet.The only one on the planet or the only one on this thread?
I have been here for an hour, but no one else was saying anything, so...
EDIT: You might still be right. Sometimes even when I am here, I am not REALLY here.
I always hated it when a dog got skunked...HA! Snow is NOTHING! This morning, in the dark, Missy chased a "cat" and ended up trying to bite the south end of a northbound skunk oh my god... She got a mouthful, and came back spitting and gagging oh my god... I deskunked her face and neck, but ohmygod her BREATH! And all the drool puddles reek. I suppose it's much worse for her, not only can she smell better than me, but it's in her mouth, so she has to taste it as well. You'd think they'd learn that chasing stripey cats is a bad idea, but nooooooooo.
It's very odiferous in here right now. I have serious floor cleaning to do today. I lit some incense, but it's not even making a dent.
Ever smelled a really badly burned clutch? Multiply by at least 10. IN MY LIVING ROOM.
HA! Snow is NOTHING! This morning, in the dark, Missy chased a "cat" and ended up trying to bite the south end of a northbound skunk oh my god... She got a mouthful, and came back spitting and gagging oh my god... I deskunked her face and neck, but ohmygod her BREATH! And all the drool puddles reek. I suppose it's much worse for her, not only can she smell better than me, but it's in her mouth, so she has to taste it as well. You'd think they'd learn that chasing stripey cats is a bad idea, but nooooooooo.
It's very odiferous in here right now. I have serious floor cleaning to do today. I lit some incense, but it's not even making a dent.
Ever smelled a really badly burned clutch? Multiply by at least 10. IN MY LIVING ROOM.
99.99% of yesterday's snow is now gone. It is 35 degrees, low overcast with patchy fog and continuous light rain (forecasters say it will rain all day), but the smell in this house is enough to make you barf, so maybe it would be better to go outside and stand in the rain so I can breathe. Caca!
Aww now both places have lawyers and politiciansGreat advantages to where I live and where I'm moving: no snakes or skunks at either place
Which is worse than snakes and skunks....
Sorry to be a jerk, Crom, but if I had your wife unit (based on your own past comments), I would live in the garage and be glad to be deaf so I couldn't hear the demands. We couldn't put the dog in there because it would have displaced 20 feral cats out into the rain and many of them already seem to have colds (runny noses, wet eyes). The cats are not stupid enough to stay in the same room with a stinky dog, but hooooomons always think they can fix these things. And, believe it or not, Lannie did (eventually) fix the problem. Missy (the dawg) primarily got the spray in her mouth. Lannie immediately wiped down her face with a skunk-spray-stink-eliminator, but she was also drooling skunk stink, so Lannie then had to spray and vacuum everywhere to clean that up. The house is not perfect yet, but it is a damn sight better than it was at oh-dark-thirty.
Aww now both places have lawyers and politicians
Yep been a part of all human societies from the beginning.
I gots no garage!
And in all fairness my griping about the wife unit is a bit enhanced by me being a grumpy old phart
I'm a grumpy old phart too, but Lannie and I are a team. If I have a gripe, I will discuss it with her and we come to an equitable solution; I would not ever show a lack of respect by bitching about her on a public forum.
Top that off with a skunk and it just makes a real shitty day.
You are lucky to have each other.
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Jesus fucking Christ, Dale, you damn well know better than to be on a rooftop when lightning is striking in your area. You're just lucky you didn't get toasted.
Low overcast, windy, and continuous rain all day. The rain stopped just before evening chores (thank dawg) and I had this delusion I saw a sunbeam, but given it only lasted about 5 seconds, I must have been imagining it.
Never seen the sun today, and I can't remember the last time that happened. I hope this global cooling keeps on giving in the SW desert regions, and warms up in your neck of the prairie.No snow. That is forecast for tomorrow.
