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Look, it isn't that hard to distract Peaches and Bambi, ok? There's plenty that would do it besides texting. Besides which, don't you have to know yer alphabet to be able to text?
 
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Have you all ever read any of those funny "transcripts" of parents texting their kids? I have to see if I can find one of them. Had me embarrassing myself at work, I laughed so hard.
 
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Have fun, folks. It's time for me to turn in. Busy day tomorrow, lots of driving, playing musical cars with the grown kids, one a 90-minute drive to the northwest, and the other a 90-minute drive to the southeast. Yay. :blech:
 
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The Cromwell said:
Never anally probed by aliens...
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Ya lost me Crom. I thought YOU were the alien to this planet, so how many humans have YOU probed?
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Wait until the zombie apocalypse. There'll be plenty of braindead bimbos around.
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I must have missed the apocalypse because the brain-dead bimbos are already here.
 
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Yeah, one of the two "large cities" in this state (population 70,000), which is considered a small town in many states. They think they are progressive, which I suspect means that their interpretation of high fashion is fat people wearing their jogging pants halfway down their asses, which to me merely means they are morons for thinking the rest of us actually want to see their ugly butt cracks.
 
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Could be worse. You don't have New York, L.A., Houston, or Chicago. I've been to the outskirts of Chicago, and didn't want to go any further.

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Could be worse. You don't have New York, L.A., Houston, or Chicago. I've been to the outskirts of Chicago, and didn't want to go any further.
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I have been downtown in all those cities. (Driven through 30 of our states so far, including all their biggest cities). You'd have to tie me up to keep me in any of them for more than one night, and that assumes I wouldn't be able to chew through the ropes.
 
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:hug:

Next week, Mr Juicy is going to meet his half-brother - a son his biological mother bore after Mr Juicy was put up for adoption as an infant

And I will be seeing a younger brother I do not know well - I am seven years older than him, and our family was split up by the state when he was two years old, and I never saw him again until he was age 19.

I also have five half brothers and sisters - one I have never met in person, and four I have not seen since I was a kid
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Well AFIK, I got a half sis and one half bro by my biological dad. Seems he had something of a keeping it in the pants problem. He ran off from mom, who then walked right up to the car he was in with a gal and going at it with. Mom had no previous knowledge only suspicion. Told him she was bringing me back to VA, figured he knew what the papers in the envelope entailed. He walked out on us and it wasn't mom's doings. She was only doing what was right, or at least more so than his wrong.

I still recall the nightmares I had at age four, dad and big 'Nernie' in the car. Dad gets out first and the dark swallowed him. 'Nernie' stays with me until mom comes, then he steps into the dark too. Dad steps back but hands reach out from the dark and take him back in. I don't know anymore about either of them from that age on.

Mom only tells me my dad had been a Marine at one point. She tells me if he ever decides to want to meet up with me, that'll be my call as well as my call to draw conclusions. She never lied for him or about him. She left it open ended for me her son to fill in the blanks himself. Well, by age seventeen when me and him are finally considering a meet up, I had played my own daddy enough to feel lost at finally meeting 'some guy' calling himself my daddy. Still, I thought he deserved benefit of the doubt.

Yeah well, ... ... I'll just let that drop off. My big sis told me last night not to look back. She's scrapped a little more'n me so I figure she got fair reason to say that. I'll look forward now on in. Besides that frankly, I know plenty more that have faced a lot worse,even died so cruelly. I got it easy enough and am grateful for it. No need disrespecting harder hoed rows. Lot of us got the 'Been There Done That' t-shirts, ... so what, huh? :)

:hug: Glad y'all finally going to see your kin. Hope it works out well for everyone, if so more the happier I'll be for you. :) If not, I can make bodies vanish, *ahem* pardon my Ohio accent a minute ... 'jus sayin'. Somewhere I still got an old Louisville Slugger or two, not broken from kneecaps, hm ... bet I oughta go polish one or two, nah, leave 'em all dingy.
 
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Worked from the age of 17 except for about 6 mos total unemployed until I retired almost 2 years ago.
Never anally probed by aliens...
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Bob, if you count being put out to tend a half acre garden at age five as working, otherwise I was working away from home at fifteen. My stepdad's dad, signed my work permit as the 'guardian'. He told me, "My boy ain't being the man your mom needs, go do it for me son." He didn't mean anything sexual or untoward in that. He meant I had to step up and help clear bills, help raise my two brothers, halfies that were my stepdad's boys.

I had already gotten used to doing laundry, fixing meals, watching kids, changing diapers both cloth and tape ones, mending fences, splitting firewood, bringing wood in, holding a fire in a wood stove, hunting varmints, gardening, putting food up, sewing by hand ... so on, living life even before fifteen. Then it was to go work a fast food place. I would clear more on straight time than a general manager made in a month, with one two week paycheck of mine. I dogged any and all overtime, not because I rode any clock either. I moved, didn't stop.

I also somehow managed to learn, fishing, trapping, shooting, cussing, fighting, raising Hell.

Now at 45 there's mornings I feel physically like maybe 90, body looks aged maybe 25, 35 at most. I should have been dead quite a few more times since eleven months. Ha! I'm too stubborn, stupid, swift, sexy ... take your pick for death to catch up to me. *chuckles* Besides my wife won't let me die now. "Nope, you don't get retirement," she says.

Anal probed? Hm ... yes sure but only water based lubes, please. ;) :p Aliens, you mean Chico he hablo dis way?
 
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Misty, I am sorry if I sound like I don't have any sympathy for your past issues, but everyone in this group is old enough to be considered "the older generation." Most all of us have worked our asses off all our lives. No one here ever got coddled like the current generation of snowflakes, so you don't need to prove anything to us. We're not keeping score.
 
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Lady Sarah said:
Want bimbos? Wait until the zombie apocalypse. There'll be plenty of braindead bimbos around.

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I want to clarify my own self. I am a xxxxxxxxx but in the sense that I got a busted skull young, it healed and years, years on down the road I happen to remember "oh yeah, I heard a loud pop then .. ya think maybe ...?"

"...ya got ya noggin busted? Nah, no way ... you'd have known something like that right away ... oh wait you passed out then right"

"Dunno, I fell down on the floor ....all was ..."

So, that's me the xxxxxxxxx. :) Me nutcase? Hm, yes and no. Some might tell you I'm bucking for a section thirteen, running a con. George doesn't know do you George?

"Nope, not really sure yet."

Watch out for spontaneous accidental anal sex with dolphins. ----> Yes! It is a thing.
 
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So getting a busted noggin makes one a dolphin fucker? First fell on my head at two years old (and many times since). It took nearly fifty years for the bump to totally disappear. Never dated a dolphin. Are they any good? :oops:
 
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Ryedan said:
This is my 6 year anniversary for switching from smoking to vaping :cool:
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CONGRATULATIONS!
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OK, I'll probably regret this but I'll bite ... who the heck was April, and the other guy :confused: ?
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Don't know... that's why I asked.

Oh sure, I can give you history, such as: April Fools’ Day dates back to 1582, when France switched from the Julian calendar to the Gregorian calendar, as called for by the Council of Trent in 1563. People who were slow to get the news or failed to recognize that the start of the new year had moved to January 1 and continued to celebrate it during the last week of March through April 1 became the butt of jokes and hoaxes.

But where's the fun in history? I once dated a gurl named April, but I tried not to be her fool... well, not for very long anyway. :rolleyes:
 
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Hey you old pharts! I'm still breathing. :) Working a lot. It's getting easier. A lot of work but manageable. I need to start working outdoors. I have a big garden to plan, buy a few fruit trees, dig up some boxwoods bushes, and tend to my seedlings. I also have to get the outdoor mini greenhouse outside tomorrow.
I'm making low carb pizza for tomorrow meal. I'll probably make the hubs a big lunch of eggs, sausage, waffles and ham. Then a low carb supper. I will make him a sugar free/low carb dessert that I can enjoy with him. No worries about Easter meals at my house. We eat what we want to. :)
 
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Draconigena said:
CONGRATULATIONS!
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Thank you :)

Don't know... that's why I asked.

Oh sure, I can give you history, such as: April Fools’ Day dates back to 1582, when France switched from the Julian calendar to the Gregorian calendar, as called for by the Council of Trent in 1563. People who were slow to get the news or failed to recognize that the start of the new year had moved to January 1 and continued to celebrate it during the last week of March through April 1 became the butt of jokes and hoaxes.

But where's the fun in history? I once dated a gurl named April, but I tried not to be her fool... well, not for very long anyway. :rolleyes:
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I used to hate history ... these days I'm more interested in it. Thanks for the lesson, I didn't know that :cool:

Hitting the sac now. I know ... I'm a wimp, but then again I'm an old fart :wait:

Happy Easter everyone!
 
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Ryedan said:
Thank you :)



I used to hate history ... these days I'm more interested in it. Thanks for the lesson, I didn't know that :cool:

Hitting the sac now. I know ... I'm a wimp, but then again I'm an old fart :wait:

Happy Easter everyone!
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Have a great Easter, Ryedan....!
 
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Ryedan said:
Thank you :)



I used to hate history ... these days I'm more interested in it. Thanks for the lesson, I didn't know that :cool:

Hitting the sac now. I know ... I'm a wimp, but then again I'm an old fart :wait:

Happy Easter everyone!
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When your interest in history and your own genealogy increases by leaps and bounds, you might be an Old Phart.

Anyone else here spend years digging into genealogy? I literally was OBSESSED with it for about seven years, drove all over the place going to courthouses and the Library of Virginia, the genealogical and records sections of the State Library in Raleigh, etc. Have a buddy here in town who was/is working on one of the same families. She is either a fifth or sixth cousin to me. She and I made some real discoveries (important, if you're interested in that sort of thing and it happens to be a family you're related to). We were able to disprove some bad work that had been spread all over the Internet in genealogy forums. Anyway, I have most of my ancestors back seven generations, and a few back farther than that. Not related to George Washington or Thomas Jefferson, or Charlemagne, or Julius Caesar. Only found one Native American. So that's me. I'm just a sooner.

Latest obsession has been DNA. Had mine done, autosomal and mitochondrial. Set me off on a reading tangent about mtDNA, ice ages, migratory movement of populations in western Europe. Know just enough to be dangerous.

So hey everyone. What a day. Hope yours was better.

Anyone have a sure cure for a crick in the neck (and shoulder)? I fell asleep in this recliner last night, woke up with my head damn near down on one of the arms, and about 10:00 this morning I realized that I could barely turn my head. It was bad trying to drive. I'm taking a Tramadol and some gabapentin shortly so I can sleep tonight.

Ah the trials and tribulations of age....
 
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Not into geneology.
Just my opinion but I see things as I am what I am not what those who came before me were.

Wife Unit is into geneology though.
Wants me to have my DNA analyzed.
I keep telling her about my alien DNA but I don't think that she believes me...
 
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The Cromwell said:
Not into geneology.
Just my opinion but I see things as I am what I am not what those who came before me were.

Wife Unit is into geneology though.
Wants me to have my DNA analyzed.
I keep telling her about my alien DNA but I don't think that she believes me...
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What better way to convince her than to have the Ancestry DNA people show up at your door with the guys in hazmat suits? Oh, and the SWAT team. Don't forget the SWAT team.
 
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The Cromwell said:
Not into geneology.
Just my opinion but I see things as I am what I am not what those who came before me were.

Wife Unit is into geneology though.
Wants me to have my DNA analyzed.
I keep telling her about my alien DNA but I don't think that she believes me...
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So, how many people have you probed? How many of the men in black do you know by name?

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So, how many people have you probed? How many of the men in black do you know by name?

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I have probed no one.
And all those guys who wear black and talk up their sleeves have absolutely NO sense of humor.

My purpose is to study psychology and behavioral aspects of the Humans infesting this planet.
Not into the biological aspects, that is a different department.
 
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