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I just ate my last two garden sweet onions from last years garden in s huge salad tonight.
I been putting them in my smoothies with garlic...and lemon....sounds weird but after eating a half a Miracle Berry it tastes like sweet lemonade....really strange. Have you tried the miracle berry yet?
 

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You get miracle berries and you don't need anything sweet....they make an onion taste so sweet you'd swear your eating a candy apple....!
 

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Well my back is killing me I am going to have to lay down, good night Dale and anyone else here lurking have a great night and tomorrow
Have a great Saturday...!
 

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Jimi....I know its a bitch trying to stay away from anything sweet....but in your case it's a life or death situation...the miracle berries will do the trick.
 

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Jimi....I know its a bitch trying to stay away from anything sweet....but in your case it's a life or death situation...the miracle berries will do the trick.

Kind of in a similar situation. Doc told me to drop weight, as if I had to be told. Said to cut out carbs & sugar. I've not any real 'candy' except a Kit Kat a few nights ago, been trying to watch the carbs, got onto a kick of doing a "Walk It Off With George" circuit walking, treadmill walking, gut buster spinning. Me and wife have both been watching carbs. I give up sodas completely but will drink sparkling water or seltzer water flavored, all that is, is fizzy water with artificial and natural flavors, no sugars, no caffeine, no carbs, no nothing else. I'm actually enjoying it, and some sweet tea, coffee, milk occasionally ... even choc milk. I know, so much for a diet. But I am making some effort.

Speaking of efforts and in part if you want to add that regrets, ... seems I figured out how to get over one I've had. My dad give me a half sister, to me a sister and a brother. Well, last night I got to chatting with my sister. ... Glad I did despite it bringing up a flood of tears, ... joyful as much as sad over not having known her, been in her corner. Seems me & her both grew up being fighters, same as our brother. Suffice to say, yeah our dad, well he was/is a total eff up. He's the kind I dub being a waste of a fuck, a fuck waste. Ah but then there'd be no me without him. Oh gee, he added sperm. Ha. *smh*

So it was nice to talk with my sister, nice to not go to a grave never having known. Kind of feels nice in a way knowing I'm not nor was I ever alone even if it is Hell we've gone through. Well, I need to go get to afixin to do something or other. Not sure what but I'm a gunna do sumpin' even if t'is wrong. *lol* Y'all run 'er slow. Pst, @Jimi watch out out for those hug bombs I put out. :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: Aw, too late. :)
 

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Speaking of efforts and in part if you want to add that regrets, ... seems I figured out how to get over one I've had. My dad give me a half sister, to me a sister and a brother. Well, last night I got to chatting with my sister. ... Glad I did despite it bringing up a flood of tears, ... joyful as much as sad over not having known her, been in her corner. Seems me & her both grew up being fighters, same as our brother. Suffice to say, yeah our dad, well he was/is a total eff up. He's the kind I dub being a waste of a fuck, a fuck waste. Ah but then there'd be no me without him. Oh gee, he added sperm. Ha. *smh*
So it was nice to talk with my sister, nice to not go to a grave never having known. Kind of feels nice in a way knowing I'm not nor was I ever alone even if it is Hell we've gone through. Well, I need to go get to afixin to do something or other. Not sure what but I'm a gunna do sumpin' even if t'is wrong. *lol* Y'all run 'er slow. Pst, @Jimi watch out out for those hug bombs I put out. Aw, too late.

:hug:

Next week, Mr Juicy is going to meet his half-brother - a son his biological mother bore after Mr Juicy was put up for adoption as an infant

And I will be seeing a younger brother I do not know well - I am seven years older than him, and our family was split up by the state when he was two years old, and I never saw him again until he was age 19.

I also have five half brothers and sisters - one I have never met in person, and four I have not seen since I was a kid
 

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Fixed the washing machine thanks to YouTube....the lid switch came apart...now it's repaired....:wave:


YouTube has saved my ass (time, money, frustration) so many times - and not just for vaping

I really take my hat off to folks that post truly useful vids like how to fix your washer
 

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:hug:

Next week, Mr Juicy is going to meet his half-brother - a son his biological mother bore after Mr Juicy was put up for adoption as an infant

And I will be seeing a younger brother I do not know well - I am seven years older than him, and our family was split up by the state when he was two years old, and I never saw him again until he was age 19.

I also have five half brothers and sisters - one I have never met in person, and four I have not seen since I was a kid

I too have half-siblings. My mom and dad split up before I was born. She said that he came to visit a few times until I was about 3, but I had never laid eyes on him that I could remember until I finally met him when I was 41. (I tracked him down.) By then, he'd had a whole other family, four girls and one boy.

Mom's second husband was the father of the half-sister that was born when I was almost 8, and we lived in the house together until she was about 11. I was gone from home at 17 and married at 18. Mom's second marriage was dust in 1969 or so. She married for a third time in about 1981, and they stayed married until he died in 2005.

To me it was effectively impossible to establish and maintain relationships with my father and his kids. They just weren't "ingrained" in me like the family I grew up with. In the end, none of them even let me know when he died. I had become friends with one half-sister on Facebook a few years ago, but suddenly she was aloof and didn't care about talking to me anymore, told me so in those very words, so that fell flat. Her rudeness did astound me, though. Not sure what I did to deserve that - she's got a helluva nerve.

Families. Can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em. What, then, can you do?
 

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YouTube has saved my ass (time, money, frustration) so many times - and not just for vaping

I really take my hat off to folks that post truly useful vids like how to fix your washer

You're so right @JuicyLucy Even my computer-hating husband has admitted that YouTube has been a lifesaver for him, too. Like with the Nissan Altima that requires a certified professional engineer to figure out how to change the bulb in the rear turn signal. :giggle:
 

The Cromwell

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What?!?!

Didn't get a chance to impregnate multiple bimbos with spawn you never intended to raise???
Not really :D

No divorced, etc parents.
never in jail
Never addicted to anything worse than tobacco. bad enough...
Worked from the age of 17 except for about 6 mos total unemployed until I retired almost 2 years ago.
Never anally probed by aliens...

Just a boring life.
 

Lady Sarah

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Not really :D

No divorced, etc parents.
never in jail
Never addicted to anything worse than tobacco. bad enough...
Worked from the age of 17 except for about 6 mos total unemployed until I retired almost 2 years ago.
Never anally probed by aliens...

Just a boring life.
Huh?
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JuicyLucy

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Not really :D

No divorced, etc parents.
never in jail
Never addicted to anything worse than tobacco. bad enough...
Worked from the age of 17 except for about 6 mos total unemployed until I retired almost 2 years ago.
Never anally probed by aliens...

Just a boring life.

Don't think you missed that much - well, maybe the probe thing - but it's never too late!
 

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