I just saw Dabos weenie on t.v.
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Me too, me too!!!
Probably cuz you can’t see Dabos weenie on t.v.
just so you know....Dabos weenie got beat on t.v.
... Tell herk that I love him
I’ll take that.Grannybear, so pretty, and knowledgeable about sports
Keith, so good at golf
Hawkie...... Tell herk that I love him
We bought an air fryer yesterday. I’ve wanted one for a while, but it wasn’t mamabears idea so we’ve never gotten one. The other day she had an air fryer revelation so now we have one.
I think I’m going to use it a lot. We experimented with frozen breaded mushroom last night and they came out crispy and good. Going to check out some YouTube’s on it today to figure out the nuances of it cuz the instructions basically said “plug it in. Cook shit”.
I already feel healthier. My clothes are just hanging on me and I look 15 years younger.
Rawr.
No,no,no....actually feeling an age REVERSAL.
little secret I was going to keep to myself...I have stumbled upon a magical elixir.
Remember that fountain of youth that Ponce de Leon was looking for? I’ve found it. In a can. secretly hidden in plain sight everywhere.
Diet Dr. Pepper cream soda.
you can thank me later.
It’s a conspiracy.
Had to look him up.
He punts for Kentucky. He did a little jig to avoid getting his punt blocked and then punted it. He seemed pretty athletic. Lots of punters aren’t very athletic.
most punters have a cigarette hanging out of their mouth and a natty light tall boy on the turf about 5 yards behind them.
"sold the dummy"
in AFL, he'd probably change direction more. But you guys can't run backwards in your game
Figured you were supervising. Supervisors don’t count in the labor total.*4
neglected to count myself
senior's moment
Hi knuckles
How many knuckles does it take to change a lightbulb?
3. And we change it into a perverted, anti fuskers version of itself
I guess you could say it got screwed?
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Spoken like a true sup’. But someone has to stand there acting like they know what they’re doing.
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Spent a large portion of my early days as a construction superintendent for several commercial contractors. I can supervise the installation of a light bulb like no other. I found that a 2 man bulb installation labor team to be optimal for the simple fact that my bulb installation mantra was “lefty loosey, righty tighty”.
with a 2 man team they each only had to remember 1 directive. With most construction personnel, only having to remember 1 thing was the best course of action. A typical bulb replacement would go like this....
me: Ok guys. we need to replace that light bulb.
At this point my 2 electricians, Billy bob and Cletus, would start looking
around the restaurant ....under tables or out the window until I would clear
my throat and point at the ceiling at said bulb. This usually brought a huge
Grin to Billy Bobs face. Not sure why but it did.
Me: You guys wait right here while I roll my supervisory podium over here and
pull the new bulb out of new bulb storage.
Billy Bob and Cletus would immediately head for lunch, even if it was 8:30
a.m. because what they heard was “let’s have lunch”.
Sometime around 11:00 they would return. Usually wearing different pants
for some strange reason but I had learned not to ask.
Cletus would point out that they didn’t get their 10:00 am break so by
union rules I had to allow a 15 minute break. 45 minutes later they would
Return and point out that it was nearly noon and they were going to begin
Their pre-break union ritual. The next hour and a half or so there would be
Gunfire and laughter out back by the dumpsters but by 2:00 they would
be back inside and actually somewhat pumped up and ready for work.
Being the superintendent extraordinair(sp) that I was, I would have the
bulb out from storage, my supervisory podium and microphone in place
And a 2 man ladder set up in the proper place.
Me: Ok guys....ready to replace that bulb?
Looking under tables and out the windows. Throat clearing and pointing,
Billy Bob grinning.
But eventually they would be in place. I would turn on my microphone and supervise with precision. I would instruct...”Cletus...remove the bad bulb.Lefty loosey.......no...your other left”. then I would say, “Billy Bob...new bulb please..righty tightly”. And like magic a new 100 watt bulb would be professionally installed with the precision that only 2 highly skilled, highly paid union electricians could accomplish.
quittin time and another productive day in the restaurant build/remodel industry.
2 union sparkys and me installing 1 light bulb. Total cost just under $4,000 labor AND materials.
And that, boys and girls, is why a Hardee’s hamburger costs you $9.89.
The extra hand compared to normal introduces twice as many variables. So twice as complex
I had a completely different answer....involving a smiling Cletus, grannybears and snowflake bikers and an ass kicking Baptist preacher.
I might tend to overthink shiate.
Or not really think at all.....
jello!!!!!!
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This seems algebraic.
is this mathy or philosophical?
If it’s mathy I’m lost. If it’s philosophical like “if a tree fell in the Forrest.....and landed on my father in law, would anybody give a shiate”?
I need context....in a low brow, cro magnum kinda way.
or pictures. I like pictures.....and chocolate.
pictures and chocolate.
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I need to be entertained.
can you tell I need to be entertained?
entertain me.
and make me a sammich.
chop, chop.
can you tell I need to be entertained?
entertain me.
and make me a sammich.
chop, chop.
Depends on the “type “.
Golf, polite, feetsball, and/or STD to name a few.
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Lol....std....
in my early years I had a t-shirt that said
VD is nothing to clap about
My mom didn’t see the humor.
rawrd'ya wanna hear about how miserably hot it is?
i thunk not
how about a group rawr?
rawr
d'ya wanna hear about how miserably hot it is?
i thunk not
how about a group rawr?
rawr
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I am assuming that feetsball is back to being stupid, and winning streaks ended?
Off season here. Apparently hawks players are in trouble for repeatedly sending unsolicited wang pics to young ladies.
3 time premiership coach Dimma left his wife for someone who looks the same but younger. She is a administrative assistant at his feetsball club the tigers
An ex club doctor for my Doggies is in court for just writing random prescriptions for anyone and everyone
None of which really counts as preseason training. But I guess that strong groin muscles can't hurt feetsball skills?
Off season here. Apparently hawks players are in trouble for repeatedly sending unsolicited wang pics to young ladies.
3 time premiership coach Dimma left his wife for someone who looks the same but younger. She is a administrative assistant at his feetsball club the tigers
An ex club doctor for my Doggies is in court for just writing random prescriptions for anyone and everyone
None of which really counts as preseason training. But I guess that strong groin muscles can't hurt feetsball skills?
All wang pics are solicited.
That's my motto
lolololol
Looks warm and non snowy..
Yesterday was 36°C. Today is 19, and freezing
'Where are the cats?': Gun-wielding man storms Lost Dogs' Home in bizarre attack
A woman was tied up and threatened with a gun after a man stormed an animal shelter in Melbourne’s outer south-east on Monday night. A female ranger was in the car park of the Lost Dogs’ Home on Thompsons Road, Cranbourne West when a man with an assault rifle approached her at about 11.30pm...
www.3aw.com.au
There’s a really good joke here. Just gotta find it.'Where are the cats?': Gun-wielding man storms Lost Dogs' Home in bizarre attack
A woman was tied up and threatened with a gun after a man stormed an animal shelter in Melbourne’s outer south-east on Monday night. A female ranger was in the car park of the Lost Dogs’ Home on Thompsons Road, Cranbourne West when a man with an assault rifle approached her at about 11.30pm...
You're my joke, hawkie
Will you tie me up?You're my joke, hawkie
OK. But I was never a scout. So it will be mostly symbolic. Since I struggle to tie my track pants rope in a way that stays up
Rawr
Soooo....what I heard in that was that you’ve learned to tie your track pants in such a way as to have them fall down almost on command.
nice.
rawr
Mid January and over 50 degrees out.
Bet we pay for this in February.
rawr
Bet we pay for this in February.
rawr
