He has turnmoobs.He lost them when he went turncoat.
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He should be kicked in the turnmoobs as well.
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He should be kicked in the turnmoobs as well.
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You wouldn’t find it funny if yours were being kicked.
Juan Valdez looks lonely lying under my tree. I think he should come out to play.
Go out and get more gifts, so Juan isn’t lonely!
So far I got a percussion massager and a new murse to match my moobs for myself.
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does a percussion massager massage your percussion, or massage tired muscles through a percussive type action?
Only used it on muscle so far. I’m skeered to try it on my percussion.
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You use it on your drummer.
back in the day I would often hear hot girls ask our base player or one of the guitar players if they could rub the drummer. It was very exciting.
It could have happened. Couldn’t really hear their conversations but I’m sure that it had to do with rubbing the drummer.
Lol....you use a murse......
not me. I use a manly backpack. Yep, a manly rough and tough backpack. Just like the kids carry their books..........um........never mind.
I like your murse.
It’s actually a “waist pack”, but I don’t wear it there. Going to try a Kipling to see if it fits in the golf cart better.
We have a spare mini Herschel backpack if you’re interested. Green with a fuzzy front.
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I’d name your Kipling Rudyard and your Herschel I’d name walker.
then Rudyard and Walker could come over and play with Juan.
you could bring your drummer rubber and we could play band.
Is a waist pack what we call Bum Bags?
Speaking of bastards....that fat bastard better keep his reindeer off my yard this year.
Merry Christmas to all the knuckles.
Juan is kicking and screaming under the tree trying to break free.
Juan is kicking and screaming under the tree trying to break free.
You're my lovely Christmas, grannyHope all are having a lovely Christmas
It’s today down there, but tomorrow here.
Thank you a day early!
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That puts him another year closer to grannybears
Happy BD poi boi.
Thanks!
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If’n you buying me b-day gifts I say go for it.What a great idea!
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I want toys.
?happy birthday to me
?Catching up with granny
?Y’all look like a monkey
buy me toys
?Catching up with granny
?Y’all look like a monkey
buy me toys
I have a bunch of slightly used Avengers action figures I can send you.
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Won’t that upset your Avenger/beanie baby collection ratio?
when I say toys it’s actually not toys (usually).
I got this toy from Santa...
And it’s not used for grabbing high up or down low stuff.
every night Herk has to play fetch and he has fetch figured out.
I throw it and he runs and gets it. Then he brings it back and drops it 6 feet from me and says “fetch”. I get up off the couch literally a hundred times a night to retrieve said toy and Herk loves every single fetch I make. Told my wife that I need a Helping Hands gripper for fetch and Santa brought one.
to me, this is a toy.
Herk is amazed by my new toy and has it figured out. He now brings the fetch toy back when I throw it and drops it......10 feet away from me....requiring me to get up off the couch to go grab the toy with my new grabber.
Second time this week somebody has mentioned the life alert to me.
Should I be concerne?
Get the one with monitored call centre. Not the ones that dial 5 selected numbers, which just gets 5 voicemail at 30 seconds a go
Pro Tip is that they are only actually helpful if you wear them. Which is often overlooked with these things.
Funny guy ?
it is 2021 here now
wishing you all a year of ample toilet paper
Happy New Year!
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I can already tell that we got another used year.
Aint nothin new about this one.
Aint nothin new about this one.