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Hawkizefan

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Member For 5 Years
Happy Memorial Day.
A heartfelt thanks to all that have served And major gratitude and respect for those that gave their lives in service to our country so we all can live freely.
also, a big shout out to the family members of our servicemen and servicewomen who step up and take care of all the home and family issues.
 

DogMan

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Good night knuckles

I sometimes drool a lot

I don't know why, knuckles

Probably either lack of donuts, Huddys fault, or fucking goats

F as adjective, not verb

Bet hawkie is an adjective. I can sense it

Night knuckles
 

DogMan

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Did we work out how granny broke her mowing thong?

I am going to sleep soon

Because buggered

I googled Huddy and apparently he is a boy band or something now. Pretty sure it is the same Huddy

Like sands through the hour glass, so to is Roland garros. Drama galore at French open
 

Merbear

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Did we work out how granny broke her mowing thong?

I am going to sleep soon

Because buggered

I googled Huddy and apparently he is a boy band or something now. Pretty sure it is the same Huddy

Like sands through the hour glass, so to is Roland garros. Drama galore at French open
Boy band lol 🤣 and yes on the French Open 😊
 

DogMan

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Just finished mowing.
you all can come out from hiding now.
Damn knuckles.
so heroic

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Hawkizefan

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Tomorrow is Monday.
Mondays suck.
do you know what sucks more than mondays?
NOTHING.
Nothing sucks more than Monday mornings.
I defy you to name 1thing that sucks more than Monday. And don’t say a poke in the eye with a blunt stick cuz even that is better than a Monday morning.






Mondays suck.
 

DogMan

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Hawkie

Granny

Do you...

Want donuts

A. Yes
B. Also yes

Want painting or etching of Herk and Mattie, for the cost of shipping

A. No Doggie. You suck
B. No doggie. I don't trust you with my address
C. Also no. I blame Huddy
D. Also no. Doggie, you dork. And lose some weight, have a shave, and wear deodorant. Boof head
E. Other


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Hawkizefan

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Member For 5 Years
Hawkie

Granny

Do you...

Want donuts

A. Yes
B. Also yes

Want painting or etching of Herk and Mattie, for the cost of shipping

A. No Doggie. You suck
B. No doggie. I don't trust you with my address
C. Also no. I blame Huddy
D. Also no. Doggie, you dork. And lose some weight, have a shave, and wear deodorant. Boof head
E. Other


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Mama bears has a friend who painted a picture of Herk for us. It’s really good. At some point I’ll post a pic of the pic.
I look at that picture and at your pictures and I’m in awe that y’all can do that. I’ve almost got to the point where I can read my name when I write it. Nobody else can but I almost can read it. I’m sure that I’m very talented at something, just haven’t found out what that is yet.
 

Hawkizefan

Gold Contributor
Member For 5 Years
Tuesday’s.
they offer two-fer Tuesday and taco Tuesday to make you think that Tuesday is a great day, but in reality....Tuesday is just a retread of Monday. So... Ipso Facto...Tuesday’s suck too. In fact, they suck more because of the underhanded shenanigans they perpetrate to make you think they don’t suck.
Suckage squared sums up Tuesday.

The only upside to Tuesday over Monday is that after an all day suck fest of a Monday, by Tuesday your somewhat numb to all the sucking and the continued suckage doesn’t seem as bad, but it is just as bad, but your suck sensory centers just don’t give a crap anymore and you’re almost looking forward to Wednesday.

you should never look forward to a Wednesday.
tomorrow I’ll tell you why you should never look forward to a Wednesday.
 

Merbear

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Member For 4 Years
Hawkie

Granny

Do you...

Want donuts

A. Yes
B. Also yes

Want painting or etching of Herk and Mattie, for the cost of shipping

A. No Doggie. You suck
B. No doggie. I don't trust you with my address
C. Also no. I blame Huddy
D. Also no. Doggie, you dork. And lose some weight, have a shave, and wear deodorant. Boof head
E. Other


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Ummm
E. Other. YES if you’re serious Doggie…oh my 😊
 

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